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re: FML, I have a 16 yr old girl, "You can't get into a car, alone, with a boy I don't know"

Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:41 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124349 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:41 am to
Aren’t you a lady? Any tips for that age?
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
10561 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:55 am to
Dear God, may I please never have a daughter.

Amen
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3348 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 4:52 am to
If your teenage kid hates you and says "you don't understand" it means you are raising them right. Carry on, Dad. And remember, this, too, shall pass.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 4:57 am to
If your daughter wants to frick that dude shes gonna do it in a ditch if you dont let her do it in the car. Dads always forget that their little angel probably wants to frick just as bad as the 16 year old dude they get mad at.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:03 am to
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If you haven’t raised her to make good decisions by now, ain’t nothing you can do except be a a-hole from here on out.


This

quote:

This is on you, brah.


In this.
Posted by ItNeverRains
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Member since Oct 2007
25491 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:12 am to
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This is why I willed my sperm to only have boys


Same. And while I myself couldn’t imagine being genetically feeble enough to not only produce male offspring, I am appreciative for those who can for my sons enjoyment.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119254 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:35 am to
My kids aren't getting to a car with someone I don't know.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:41 am to
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So what are y’all naming the new grand baby? Caiden or LaKylar?


Bet on it
This post was edited on 1/29/19 at 5:55 am
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31920 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:51 am to
My Boy Scouts are honestly as good as it gets. But, they are teeange boys.....

That said, they’d never force themselves on a girl.

OP, lay down the law. She will get over it. It’s about safety and the worst thing that can happen is she’s pissed for a little while. However, the worst thing that can happen on the alternative.......well, it’s an easy choice.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129018 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 5:58 am to
She on the pill yet?

Sounds like she should be put on it very soon
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35572 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:08 am to
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BUT DAD, YOU LET ME DRIVE ALONE WITH SUZY*, HOLLIE* and JESSICA*


Is that legal in Louisiana? In Virginia the number of non-adult passengers is limited for a period of time.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72604 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:12 am to
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This is why I willed my sperm to only have boys


quote:

Same. And while I myself couldn’t imagine being genetically feeble enough to not only produce male offspring, I am appreciative for those who can for my sons enjoyment.


So in this post, you thought you would join in and be funny but in your haste you have suggested your SON will enjoy other males....Maybe we can figure out where YOU are really feeble...

Tighten it up, Son.
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3136 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:52 am to
Just meet the kid. Hopefully he's a nice guy. Still doesn't mean they won't eventually have sex if they start dating, but at least she'll be having sex with her boyfriend and not every guy in school.

Kids have sex dude. Don't make her rebel. I'd have her mom talk to her about the importance of condoms and burth control too.

Don't make the mistake many parents make and have her turn into a giant slut in college b/c she's repressed and pissed off at Daddy.

Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162231 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:55 am to
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In Virginia the number of non-adult passengers is limited for a period of time.


In my limited experience just about everything driving related in VA sucks

Speed limits are too low in most places, every parking lot I've been to is a poorly designed piece of shite, and you can't take U turns anywhere (legally)
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 6:59 am to
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Teach them to be gentlemen, but not gentle men.



I got lucky as Sody Jr. became just that.
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:01 am to
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My boys are 9 and 12. As a Christian, I hope they save themselves for marriage


Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39996 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:01 am to
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Change my mind.


DO NOT CHANGE YOUR MIND

It’ll all be worth it 6-7 years from now when she thanks you and tells you it showed her how much you loved her unlike all those other kids parents who were checked out.

Until then, however, good luck!
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:03 am to
The 2 horniest groups in society:
Teenage boys
Middle age women.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35572 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:03 am to
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and you can't take U turns anywhere


Not true.

Limiting the number of teenaged passengers in a new drivers vehicle without an adult present is a good idea. The less distraction a new driver has the better.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:18 am to
With other 16yos.
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