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Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:19 am to dcbl
Get that little hoe on birth control
Posted on 1/29/19 at 7:29 am to Elleshoe
I didn’t say I expected them to. But I can hope.
I doubt there are many fathers here that are totally cool with their teenage daughters out there getting banged.
I doubt there are many fathers here that are totally cool with their teenage daughters out there getting banged.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:01 am to VABuckeye
quote:I am in Alabama & the answer is NO
quote:
BUT DAD, YOU LET ME DRIVE ALONE WITH SUZY*, HOLLIE* and JESSICA*
Is that legal in Louisiana? In Virginia the number of non-adult passengers is limited for a period of time.
she is only allowed to have 1 kid in the car at a time at the moment
I think that ends at age 17; not 100% sure - it may end after 6 months
ets - and I think it is a stupid law
This post was edited on 1/29/19 at 8:02 am
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:08 am to fr33manator
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That’s what nice boys tell their parents before they fingerbang little Jaceylnn behind the bleachers at the football game
For me, Jaceylnn was older and invited me to touch her behind the bleachers. I had never even seen one before. Girls are just as bad.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:11 am to fr33manator
quote:The wisdom of somebody that has been there is spoken in this short, succinct description of hormonal teenagers.
Teenage girls are some of the worst things in life, and teenage boys only want one thing. Even the nice ones.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:13 am to fr33manator
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Aren’t you a lady? Any tips for that age?
I’m not one to give advice on this. When my parents told me “no,” I’d just sneak out and do it anyway. Eventuality they stopped saying no, so I stopped asking. I think maybe they didn’t worry as much because my mom made me take birth control. In spite of this dysfunction I turned out to be a successful adult who didn’t get pregnant until my late 20’s.
I am so glad I have a son and not a daughter.
Good luck, baw. Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:20 am to dcbl
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she is only allowed to have 1 kid in the car at a time at the moment
If you don't get her on BC it will be your grandchild.
You can pick up her nuvaring or your grandchild, your choice, baw.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:25 am to OKellsBells
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OKellsBells
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Eventuality they stopped saying no, so I stopped asking. I think maybe they didn’t worry as much because my mom made me take birth control. In
Were you 'active' prior to birth control? Do you feel like the presence of birth control 'freed you up' to have sex? Did the consequence of a possible pregnancy keep you from having sex?
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:31 am to dcbl
Posted on 1/29/19 at 8:32 am to dcbl
Ah, teenage girls. Sounds fricking terrible. God bless your soul.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 9:50 am to Dawgholio
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The 2 horniest groups in society:
Teenage boys
Middle age women
See thread(s) about female teachers banging male students.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:11 am to Walt OReilly
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You mind posting a pic of your daughter?
nearly 200 upvotes for someone asking for pics of an underage girl. Stay classy OT.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:22 am to tiggerthetooth
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Meeting him at church means nothing,
A girl in my high school class whose father was a Church of Christ minister banged 7 guys on our senior trip and gave them all the crabs.
Her first boyfriend, a preacher's son from another church, turned her into a huge slut.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:25 am to fr33manator
quote:
Teenage girls are some of the worst things in life, and teenage boys only want one thing. Even the nice ones.
The truth hurts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:26 am to dcbl
Dcbl, you sound like a good dad. Keep it up, even though she'll complain.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:27 am to chinhoyang
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A girl in my high school class whose father was a Church of Christ minister banged 7 guys on our senior trip and gave them all the crabs.
Her first boyfriend, a preacher's son from another church, turned her into a huge slut.
Daniel Tosh's father was a Presbyterian minister.
Dwight Howard's father is a preacher and he has like 8 kids by 6 different women.
This post was edited on 1/29/19 at 10:32 am
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:35 am to just1dawg
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just1dawg
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:36 am to chinhoyang
quote:
A girl in my high school class whose father was a Church of Christ minister banged 7 guys on our senior trip and gave them all the crabs.
Her first boyfriend, a preacher's son from another church, turned her into a huge slut.
a funny, but terrible anecdotal story.
i worked at a pizza hut in HS. Right by it was an evangelical church. Minister used to come in on Wednesday nights and some sundays and we got to know each other. he had a pretty attractive daughter, but i knew better, even at 17 than to mess with that.
one day, she leaves her phone number on the receipt and he intercepts. i get a very solid talking to and basically have to give my testimony as well as doctrine to the guy. he then gives me the number.
i call her up, we go out, at dinner she unloads that she's just getting out of rehab and needs a good guy in her life. dinner was fine, but after that she asks me to take her to a friends house. i do and they're smoking weed and i'm fairly sure somebody's shooting up in the back. she gets high AF, i get her out of there and she tries to go down on me in the car. i don't acquiesce.
i get her home, help her dad get her to bed, and her dad gives me the WTF stare, and i say "not me dude."
they never came back to pizza hut.
TL;DR ministers kids be crazy.
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:37 am to tiggerthetooth
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