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re: Florida man had to be lifted with a crane from his apt. for medical care
Posted on 10/8/25 at 3:20 am to hawgfaninc
Posted on 10/8/25 at 3:20 am to hawgfaninc
I'm glad he took Dr. Mingo's advice and stayed off ozempic
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Posted on 10/8/25 at 3:24 am to TheOcean
Ozempic can have some really bad side effects. Probably for the best.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 3:28 am to genuineLSUtiger
Greater side effects than having to be lifted from your house in a crane?
Posted on 10/8/25 at 3:47 am to hawgfaninc
Fat people suck
Posted on 10/8/25 at 4:54 am to hawgfaninc
This was the start of an episode of House.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 4:59 am to SallysHuman
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doordash
Ah yes, who doesn't enjoy cold food, warm drinks and paying double/triple for fast food.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 5:10 am to jnethe1
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How much do you think his bill will be?
If he were a duck, 300 Lbs.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 5:13 am to hawgfaninc
who fed that thing! - put them in jail
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:00 am to auggie
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He came out like a wrecking ball
Very underrated response
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:01 am to hawgfaninc
I always knew Lsu Coyote was lying about all that lifting, Jujitsu and cardio BS.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:20 am to hawgfaninc
Damn, I'd hate to be living in the apartment underneath his. I'd be in constant fear for my life.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:37 am to hawgfaninc
3 Things come to mind after watching that:
1) Someone is bringing him tons of food while he is in bed. There is simply no other way.
2) How do you wipe you own arse after you take a dump? You don't
3) If you are a nurse and have to take care of that then you should definitely be paid extra. Like a lot extra. Like "by the pound" type thing.
1) Someone is bringing him tons of food while he is in bed. There is simply no other way.
2) How do you wipe you own arse after you take a dump? You don't
3) If you are a nurse and have to take care of that then you should definitely be paid extra. Like a lot extra. Like "by the pound" type thing.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:41 am to hawgfaninc
Man, just stop feeding him and he will lose hundreds of pounds... at least until he can get up to go get more food on his own.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:47 am to hawgfaninc
Impressed with the T Shirt. That's a lot of cotton and it fits.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:50 am to hawgfaninc
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Florida man had to be lifted with a crane from his apt. for medical care
That's not a crane. It is a forklift or a front end loader with a lift attachment. Dude is resting in some way on a pallet.
Maybe this is a distinction without a difference. Hydraulics was involved. But there are no pulleys.
Dude will not live a long life. That's baked into it.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:52 am to hawgfaninc
iF hE tAKes THe Fat SHot hE WilL hAVe teRRible siDE EffeCts
*laughs in mingo*
*laughs in mingo*
Posted on 10/8/25 at 7:22 am to aTmTexas Dillo
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That's not a crane. It is a forklift or a front end loader with a lift attachment. Dude is resting in some way on a pallet.
Maybe this is a distinction without a difference. Hydraulics was involved. But there are no pulleys.
I was going to post the same thing, but there are straps hanging from a clevis attached to something I can't see. So there is probably a cable hanging from someplace. I don't know what's going on there and I've spent a lot of time operating equipment, including several years as a crane operator.
Maybe a safety precaution, in case the reach lift tilts forward?
I've never seen anything being done like that, but I've never had to fly any fat guys.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 7:29 am to hawgfaninc
Posted on 10/8/25 at 7:41 am to auggie
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I was going to post the same thing, but there are straps hanging from a clevis attached to something I can't see. So there is probably a cable hanging from someplace. I don't know what's going on there and I've spent a lot of time operating equipment, including several years as a crane operator.
Maybe a safety precaution, in case the reach lift tilts forward?
I've never seen anything being done like that, but I've never had to fly any fat guys.
It was a crane truck and a fork lift. The crane picked the guy up over the railing and set the pallet on the forklift to bring him down. I would imagine just trying to lower him down via the crane without any support underneath the pallet would risk the pallet just snapping and ol boy plummeting to the earth.
Posted on 10/8/25 at 7:46 am to rented mule
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It was a crane truck and a fork lift. The crane picked the guy up over the railing and set the pallet on the forklift to bring him down. I would imagine just trying to lower him down via the crane without any support underneath the pallet would risk the pallet just snapping and ol boy plummeting to the earth.
About what I was thinking was happening.
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