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Florida man caught with 90 pounds of panties
Posted on 5/6/18 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 5/6/18 at 6:59 pm
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A man known in his trailer park community as "Santa Claus" insisted he meant no harm when he broke into his neighbor's home and car and left her handwritten notes and underwear and expressed his desire that she would wear the panties.
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Officers soon found three 30-pound bags of women's underwear — 90 pounds, the same weight as a newborn calf, and nearly as heavy as a standard toilet — inside his residence.
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They kept coming until Sanches' arrest in April 2017. The woman tried collecting all the materials she'd found left for her but couldn't keep up. "It got to the point it happened several times a day,” she told the News Herald. "I was just gathering the notes and the panties so I could report them later. It got too much. I work two jobs."
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Posted on 5/6/18 at 7:00 pm to Tigerbait357
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three 30-pound bags of women's underwear
Horrible unit of measurement for panties. If they’re damp it would be way different than fresh.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 7:00 pm to Tigerbait357
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Florida man
Posted on 5/6/18 at 7:02 pm to Tigerbait357
The odds that he posts here?
Posted on 5/6/18 at 7:04 pm to Tigerbait357
So he gave women panties?
That’s a gift bitch.
Panties are expensive.
That’s a gift bitch.
Panties are expensive.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 7:04 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Horrible unit of measurement for panties. If they’re damp it would be way different than fresh.
I know this is correct, but I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 7:06 pm to Tigerbait357
Florida crime needs its own board.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 7:22 pm to Tigerbait357
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A man known in his trailer park community as "Santa Claus"
More like Panty Claws
Posted on 5/6/18 at 7:29 pm to Traveler
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The odds that he posts here?
The question is which Florida poster is he?
Posted on 5/6/18 at 7:52 pm to Tigerbait357
Dirty Sanches'
Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:09 pm to Tigerbait357
Looks the part; prevert.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:12 pm to Tigerbait357
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Santa Claus
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left her panties.
Checks out. Traded in a bag full of toys for a sack of g strings.
This post was edited on 5/6/18 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:18 pm to Tigerbait357
Interesting they chose to weigh it.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:20 pm to Tigerbait357
Not all heroes wear capes
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:20 pm to Tigerbait357
90 lbs ? What’s that, like a Lena Dunham 12 pack ?
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:25 pm to Tigerbait357
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90 pounds, the same weight as a newborn calf
Thanks for putting it in terms I could understand
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:29 pm to Tigerbait357
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90 pounds, the same weight as a newborn calf, and nearly as heavy as a standard toilet
The more you know...
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:35 pm to Tigerbait357
Today I learned that 3 30lb sacks of panties is equivalent to the weight of a newborn calf or standard toilet.
New Unit of Measurement.
"Hey baw how much you weigh?"
"About 5 panty sacks"
New Unit of Measurement.
"Hey baw how much you weigh?"
"About 5 panty sacks"
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:37 pm to fr33manator
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Panties are expensive.
You would be surprised at the savings when you buy 100 pounds at a time.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:39 pm to Tigerbait357
Well, I guess now the reindeer know why Santa came out of the chimney with an even heavier bag than he brought down the chimney.
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