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re: Florida man caught with 90 pounds of panties

Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:16 pm to
Posted by matthew25
Member since Jun 2012
9425 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:16 pm to
Stormy could use some new panties.

Errrrybody chip in for her gig this week.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25240 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:28 pm to
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Florida crime needs its own board.


It has one on Reddit.

FloridaMan
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24357 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:31 pm to
The crime he was arrested for was B&E, not being in possession of 90 pounds of panties, so any of you with that fetish can relax.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71840 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:45 pm to
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90 pounds, the same weight as a newborn calf, and nearly as heavy as a standard toilet


Random AF

I don't think that guy would have survived long enough to distribute a baby calf's worth of panties to one woman.
This post was edited on 5/6/18 at 11:49 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138848 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:48 pm to
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90 pounds, the same weight as a newborn calf, and nearly as heavy as a standard toilet


Random AF
if not a quote from a movie, it should be
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71185 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:50 pm to
LOL

When I read the article at first, I was like, well I learned something new today
Posted by wheelr
New Iberia
Member since Jul 2012
6230 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 12:17 am to
Confused on-lookers heard the police tell the man to "drop your panties and spread 'em".
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 6:06 am to
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Horrible unit of measurement for panties. If they’re damp it would be way different than fresh.


You mean moist?
Posted by AU_RX
City of St George
Member since May 2005
4641 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 6:26 am to
Ho, ho, ho...hoe.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 6:34 am to
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New Unit of Measurement.

"Hey baw how much you weigh?"

"About 5 panty sacks"


I can’t stop laughing
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 6:54 am to
somebody has been naughty this year.
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