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re: Florida Man Arrested After Killing and Eating His Pet Peacocks
Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:38 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:38 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
I used to work with a guy in BR that raised peacocks as pets. Strange but true.
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Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:39 pm to BigBinBR
quote:is there a strict definition here
and humanely killed.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:41 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Is that illegal?
Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:42 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
is there a strict definition here
They have it buried in other statutes. They do have a vague “insofar killing of animals” listed as cruelty. I’m guessing that’s what they are trying to use.
But “for food” is probably a legit defense.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:46 pm to BigBinBR
I get it if he tied it to his truck bumper and drug it down the road.
Otherwise?
Otherwise?
Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:54 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Oh yeah, this one will make Hillbilly Headlines with M&M.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:56 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
White or dark meat?
Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:57 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Fatigue
Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:59 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Wonder how long you would have to boil them damn things to get them tender enough to eat?
Posted on 9/29/25 at 7:02 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
if youve ever been around a peacock, let alone two peacocks, you know the temptation to strangle them is pretty hard to resist. not only are they assholes, they call all fricking day
Posted on 9/29/25 at 7:04 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Did he kill them humanely? They are basically large, annoying chickens.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 7:04 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Maybe he was trying to grow that eye back.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 7:05 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Just a fancy turkey really
Posted on 9/29/25 at 7:08 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Why was the neighbor feeding the birds? I wonder if there was some thought of neglect by the neighbor? If the birds weren't being fed properly, and they could prove it by the condition of the rest of them, they'd have a charge. The story is light on details.
This post was edited on 9/29/25 at 8:27 pm
Posted on 9/29/25 at 7:24 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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He had written the neighbor a letter telling her that he would continue to kill his pet peacocks if she kept feeding them “to prove a point,” according to the affidavit, which didn't say how many peacocks he kept.
The man “admitted to killing the bird by cutting the bird's neck out of SPITE, then bleeding it out, and then later eating the bird after cooking it on a frying pan,” the affidavit said.
Like the Florida man version of Larry David.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 7:28 pm to TorchtheFlyingTiger
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He had written the neighbor a letter telling her that he would continue to kill his pet peacocks if she kept feeding them “to prove a point,”
Sounds like this guy has some serious mental issues going on. Probably better for society if he isn't among the rest of society.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 7:29 pm to TorchtheFlyingTiger
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He had written the neighbor a letter telling her that he would continue to kill his pet peacocks if she kept feeding them “to prove a point,” according to the affidavit, which didn't say how many peacocks he kept.
Okay... why'd she keep feeding them?
Posted on 9/29/25 at 7:30 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
THEY’RE EATING THE PEACOCKS!!!!
Posted on 9/29/25 at 7:30 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
We have two peacocks roaming around my neighborhood.
Coulda been me.
Coulda been me.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 7:33 pm to duckblind56
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Wonder how long you would have to boil them damn things to get them tender enough to eat?
Why would they be tougher than any other bird we eat? They dont really fly much at all. I’m guessing it’s something close to chicken or turkey.
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