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re: Florida - Woman Distraction Poops on Family Dollar Store Floor as Boyfriend Shoplifts

Posted on 1/10/25 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72132 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

Florida, 5 miles from the beach, is a third world country.


I mean it’s certainly no cultural bastion that is Prairieville.
This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 12:07 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

"Mr. Clean"


quote:

"Ms. Dookie"

Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20204 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

Natty Ice


Lootie’s nephew sees himself as an Everyman.
Posted by XLousianaResident
Member since Jan 2025
29 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 12:53 pm to
I'm psychic.
This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 12:58 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72506 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 1:17 pm to
To have been a fly on the wall as the heist was being carefully planned out between the two robbers.

Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8526 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 1:22 pm to
Kind of ironic that he stole cleaning supplies.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4818 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

fricking Florida


More like fricking rustbelt carpetbagging in Florida littering, smoking drugs and pooping.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26073 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 2:07 pm to
Why do crime writers not know what "burglary" is?
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6434 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:25 pm to
Would never happen in The Dollar Tree.
Posted by ellessuuuu
Member since Sep 2004
9540 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:59 pm to
There is a clean get away joke in this somewhere.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23173 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

Ms. Dookie


Green Day fan?
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28502 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:18 pm to
Would be a solid strategy in GTA6
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6394 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:29 pm to
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
32262 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:03 pm to
Some of our finest citizens right there
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20433 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:29 pm to
She dindu flushin.
Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
2053 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:32 pm to
Lakeland is nice. The rest of Polk county not so much.
Posted by mike4lsu
Baton Rouge,LA
Member since Sep 2005
2216 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 4:34 am to
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and now the cops have her DNA


Poop does not carry any DNA.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69095 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:04 am to
Sheriff Grady Judd eats pieces of shite like them for breakfast.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139494 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:15 am to
Shoplifting family dollar. January 20th can't get here fast enough.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25919 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:33 am to
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with a distinct grimace on her face


Must have already been starting to itch after not wiping.
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