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Florida - Woman Distraction Poops on Family Dollar Store Floor as Boyfriend Shoplifts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:58 am
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:58 am
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MULBERRY, Fla. - A man and woman who Polk County deputies are calling "Mr. Clean" and "Ms. Dookie" are on the run after a messy burglary at a Mulberry Family Dollar store.
According to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office, a man and a woman walked into the Family Dollar store on Bailey Road last month and played very different roles in a $500 retail heist.
The incident happened Dec. 18 at a Family Dollar in Mulberry, Florida, the Polk County Sheriff’s Office reported. Mulberry is about a 30-mile drive east from Tampa.
https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-woman-relieves-herself-family-dollar-store-floor-man-steals-500-cleaning-products-pcso
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While he was gathering the cleaning supplies, deputies say a woman distracted employees by using the store’s floor as her restroom. Deputies noted that an employee had to clean up the mess she made.
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As employees rushed to clean up the ”stuff,” the man calmly walked past the cash registers with his cart piled high, officials said. The woman was recorded exiting the store not long after, with a distinct grimace on her face. The two left together in a white Ford van, officials said.
This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 10:02 am
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:59 am to Shexter
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"Mr. Clean" and "Ms. Dookie"
A modern day Bonnie and Clyde
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:01 am to Shexter
Florida Man + Florida Woman = Not Shocked
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:02 am to JetsetNuggs
modern problems require modern solutions
but why a damn family dollar
seems like if you were going to go through all this trouble, you would do a place that had items better than that.
but why a damn family dollar
seems like if you were going to go through all this trouble, you would do a place that had items better than that.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:03 am to The Mick
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Shitty plan
and now the cops have her DNA
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:03 am to Shexter
If Florida is considered crazy then Polk County is bat shite insane crazy.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:03 am to Shexter
Should have cuffed her and rubbed her face in it.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:04 am to Shexter

This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 11:04 am
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:05 am to Shexter
quote:fricking Florida
Florida -
quote:Some desperate shite in Florida
Distraction Poops on Family Dollar Store Floor as Boyfriend Shoplifts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:06 am to MasterDigger
Florida has gone to shite!
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:06 am to carhartt
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If Florida is considered crazy then Polk County is bat shite insane crazy.
Florida, 5 miles from the beach, is a third world country.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:47 am to Shexter
Why not just walk out with the stuff? The Family Dollar employee (singular) won't care and sure won't try to stop them.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 11:13 am to Shexter
Death penalty
Immediately.
You contribute nothing to society when you defecate in a store floor
Police should’ve rubbed her face in her own shite and made her clean it up
Immediately.
You contribute nothing to society when you defecate in a store floor
Police should’ve rubbed her face in her own shite and made her clean it up
Posted on 1/10/25 at 11:42 am to Shexter
They need to incorporate this story into GTA VI somehow
Posted on 1/10/25 at 11:46 am to bad93ex
Yall haters all know when you gotta go you gotta go
I was talking with a dollar store gal the other day and she was saying that they don’t let randos in their bathrooms because it’s like a horror house after they’re done
She said “I don’t get paid enough to chase you nor clean up your shite on our walls”
I was talking with a dollar store gal the other day and she was saying that they don’t let randos in their bathrooms because it’s like a horror house after they’re done
Posted on 1/10/25 at 11:53 am to Shexter
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