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Florida - Woman Distraction Poops on Family Dollar Store Floor as Boyfriend Shoplifts

Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:58 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:58 am
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MULBERRY, Fla. - A man and woman who Polk County deputies are calling "Mr. Clean" and "Ms. Dookie" are on the run after a messy burglary at a Mulberry Family Dollar store.

According to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office, a man and a woman walked into the Family Dollar store on Bailey Road last month and played very different roles in a $500 retail heist.

The incident happened Dec. 18 at a Family Dollar in Mulberry, Florida, the Polk County Sheriff’s Office reported. Mulberry is about a 30-mile drive east from Tampa.


https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-woman-relieves-herself-family-dollar-store-floor-man-steals-500-cleaning-products-pcso

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While he was gathering the cleaning supplies, deputies say a woman distracted employees by using the store’s floor as her restroom. Deputies noted that an employee had to clean up the mess she made.




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As employees rushed to clean up the ”stuff,” the man calmly walked past the cash registers with his cart piled high, officials said. The woman was recorded exiting the store not long after, with a distinct grimace on her face. The two left together in a white Ford van, officials said.





This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 10:02 am
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15506 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:59 am to
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"Mr. Clean" and "Ms. Dookie"


A modern day Bonnie and Clyde
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45127 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:01 am to
Shitty plan
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:01 am to
Florida Man + Florida Woman = Not Shocked
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
38079 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:02 am to
modern problems require modern solutions

but why a damn family dollar

seems like if you were going to go through all this trouble, you would do a place that had items better than that.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20843 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:03 am to
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Shitty plan


and now the cops have her DNA
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8355 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:03 am to
If Florida is considered crazy then Polk County is bat shite insane crazy.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
13801 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:03 am to
Should have cuffed her and rubbed her face in it.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
2053 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:04 am to
This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 11:04 am
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
2970 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:05 am to
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Florida -
fricking Florida

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Distraction Poops on Family Dollar Store Floor as Boyfriend Shoplifts
Some desperate shite in Florida
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
Member since Feb 2007
4137 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:06 am to
Florida has gone to shite!
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20843 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:06 am to
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If Florida is considered crazy then Polk County is bat shite insane crazy.


Florida, 5 miles from the beach, is a third world country.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8692 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:07 am to
Ain't that some shite
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:45 am to
Natty Ice
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
35578 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:47 am to
Why not just walk out with the stuff? The Family Dollar employee (singular) won't care and sure won't try to stop them.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26709 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:50 am to
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Watch on Youtube


Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38366 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 11:13 am to
Death penalty

Immediately.

You contribute nothing to society when you defecate in a store floor

Police should’ve rubbed her face in her own shite and made her clean it up
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36177 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 11:42 am to
They need to incorporate this story into GTA VI somehow
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
97055 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 11:46 am to
Yall haters all know when you gotta go you gotta go

I was talking with a dollar store gal the other day and she was saying that they don’t let randos in their bathrooms because it’s like a horror house after they’re done She said “I don’t get paid enough to chase you nor clean up your shite on our walls”
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4119 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 11:53 am to
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Florida

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Family Dollar Store
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