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re: Florida - Woman Distraction Poops on Family Dollar Store Floor as Boyfriend Shoplifts

Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:35 am to
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25919 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:35 am to
quote:

To have been a fly on the wall as the heist was being carefully planned out between the two robbers.

You would have been excited. You could have then told all your fly buddies where to be in order to jump on a fresh pile of shite.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56003 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 9:05 am to
$10 says she sues for labeling her Ms. Dookie
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10895 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 9:17 am to
Not at all what I was expecting. I figured it was going to be Chinese people.
Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
2778 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 10:56 am to
Why bother to do this? Just walk out with the stuff. No employee will try and stop you…especially if you’re black
Posted by AURulz1
Member since May 2022
615 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 12:37 pm to
That dumb mofo stole Natty Ice. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! Should be given an additional charge just for that dumbassery.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92390 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

Distraction Poops


upvoting for coining this term
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4557 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:11 pm to
Family Dollar today, is Walmart next?

Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4198 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:45 pm to
Wouldn’t be surprised to learn that the poop was just an unfortunate coincidence and not part of a coordinated plan.

What the deal with laundry detergent and looters? Is there some black market for this?
Posted by Cool McCool
Member since Nov 2024
2652 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 3:19 pm to
There were certain aspects of this story you already knew, before you even opened the thread.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20843 posts
Posted on 1/13/25 at 8:59 am to
quote:

Poop does not carry any DNA.


Yes it does

quote:

Poop contains DNA, which doctors can analyze and find abnormalities, or mutations, that might lead to cancer. Colorectal cancers.

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