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First preserved dinosaur butthole is "perfect" and "unique"

Posted on 10/14/24 at 10:25 pm
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 10:25 pm
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The dinosaur's derrière is so well preserved, researchers could see the remnants of two small bulges by its "back door," which might have housed musky scent glands that the reptile possibly used during courtship — an anatomical quirk also seen in living crocodilians, said scientists who studied the specimen.

Although this dinosaur's caboose shares some characteristics with the backsides of some living creatures, it's also a one-of-a-kind opening, the researchers found. "The anatomy is unique," study lead researcher Jakob Vinther, a paleobiologist at the University of Bristol in the United Kingdom, told Live Science. It doesn't quite look like the opening on birds, which are the closest living relatives of dinosaurs. It does look a bit like the back opening on a crocodile, he said, but it's different in some ways. "It's its own cloaca, shaped in its perfect, unique way," Vinther said.



Its nice that we have finally been able to shed some light on it.

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This post was edited on 10/14/24 at 10:31 pm
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9417 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

It doesn't quite look like the opening on birds, which are the closest living relatives of dinosaurs. It does look a bit like the back opening on a crocodile, he said,


TMI dude
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71112 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 10:33 pm to
"Well, Eric......what do you do for a living?"

"Gary, I study fossilized dinosaur buttholes."
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 10:37 pm to
"Gonna have to work late tonight honey, the new butthole just dropped" -Fleshlight employee right now
This post was edited on 10/14/24 at 10:45 pm
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
41933 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 10:38 pm to
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It does look a bit like the back opening on a crocodile, he said,

Honestly can say that I've never had the urge to look up a crocs' arse.

Hope I never will. Can't imagine under what circumstances.
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 10/14/24 at 11:34 pm to
Would this be the first instance of show me your butthole?
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
10782 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 11:48 pm to
quote:

dinosaur butthole

Man, I should call her.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
14803 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 11:52 pm to
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derrière

Such a fancy and classy name for nature’s portal of Hell.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 12:05 am to
It’s never too late for a colonoscopy, bro.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 10/15/24 at 5:27 am to
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Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
5874 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 5:39 am to
Dinosaur just started an OnlyFans
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99912 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 7:28 am to
quote:

Well, Eric......what do you do for a living?" "Gary, I study fossilized dinosaur buttholes."



Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36996 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 7:34 am to
quote:

Well, Eric......what do you do for a living?"

"Gary, I study fossilized dinosaur buttholes."



It's a niche
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
36787 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 7:41 am to
“ honey so good to see you.. I know you’ve been super busy with work “

“ yeah mom.. the search for perfectly preserved dinosaur buttholes never ends”
Posted by Shwapp
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2016
1009 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 7:45 am to
Jurassic Diddy
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19694 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 8:10 am to
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First preserved dinosaur butthole is "perfect" and "unique"


That'sMyFetish.jpg
Posted by PapaZulu
Davidson, NC
Member since May 2014
410 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 8:30 am to
I hope this was co-funded with US tax dollars, because this is a usage of my tax dollars I can get behind.
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8788 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 9:16 am to
Post is from three years ago. Does this constitute old arse news?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94625 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 9:32 am to
quote:

the back opening


Would be a great band name as well.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18967 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 10:11 am to
Proctosaurus Rex
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