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re: First Mow of the Year; First Visit by the Police

Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:35 am to
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27179 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:35 am to
shite that didn't happen.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69682 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Sun started coming up about 6:55am and I pulled the starter string on the lawnmower.


Douchebag. Couple this with the gun and I would have called the cops on you too.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43534 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:40 am to
Either there are a bunch of dumb fricks in this thread or they never mowed a lawn in Texas because sure shite as hell a fricking snake will love you long time when you least expect it.

.38 aint even that big of a deal ffs. Who let pussies back into the OT.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
13056 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:41 am to
Because I can, I upvoted and downvoted you.

Upvote because frick California libs.

Downvote because you're a douche for mowing at 6:55 on a Sunday. I would Roundup your whole yard as retribution for your crimes agaimst sleep and decency.
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 11:42 am
Posted by BoomerJam
Lumpkin Street
Member since Sep 2010
1102 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:42 am to
I'm sure that you fashion yourself as some sort of tough guy because of all this. In reality though, you're just inconsiderate. Considering this same thing happened a year ago, your neighbor has obviously had a problem with you mowing your lawn before 7 AM and carrying a pistol while you do it in the past. Regardless of whether they are overreacting or not, I'm going to go ahead and bet that in the last year, you: (1) never took the time to explain why you carry the gun while mowing in an effort to alleviate their concerns about it or (2) tried to mow your grass later in the morning. It's obvious you were trying to trigger them.

All in all, you rip on your neighbors for being inconsiderate or annoying, but you're just as bad.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70128 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:49 am to
Sounds like a reasonable time to mow

Did you tell this pos California dyke where to shove it
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5769 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:57 am to
quote:

Either there are a bunch of dumb fricks in this thread or they never mowed a lawn in Texas because sure shite as hell a fricking snake will love you long time when you least expect it


Yes Round Rock is akin to the Serengeti. Most neighborhoods are as suburban as you can get. $10 bucks says he'll run into one of these long before a snake.

Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:00 pm to
Marco won't get you a yard guy? Slacker.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85515 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:01 pm to
I don't carry a gun to cut my grass and I certainly don't wake up my neighbors on a weekend to do it. I have a Mexican for that.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9008 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:11 pm to
Next weekend now at 5:55.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

No way it's taking you more than 65 min to cut a small neighborhood yard


I have about 12,000sqft of yard. Takes a hot minute.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30198 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Saw a moccasin once while cutting. Ran to get my gun, and it charged me. Carried while mowing ever since.


You're in possession of a gas-powered machine that spins a sharp blade at a high rate of speed. Put that machine on top of the snake and the problem is solved.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:28 pm to
You are so scared as a man you need to cut you lawn with a pistol to feel safe? Life as a pussy coward must be tough.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59344 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:28 pm to
Wow, you are a massive douche
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

I have about 12,000sqft of yard. Takes a hot minute.


But you were using a push mower?
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
25158 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:41 pm to
Good job hardening your environment. Never know when you will need your weapon and no one is going to allow you to hit pause to retrieve it.

I would be sweating too much to carry while mowing. How do you go OWB?
Posted by dmjones
Acworth, GA
Member since Mar 2016
2303 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:43 pm to
This thread isn't going the way that you thought it would go, huh?
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

Either there are a bunch of dumb fricks in this thread or they never mowed a lawn in Texas because sure shite as hell a fricking snake will love you long time when you least expect it.

.38 aint even that big of a deal ffs. Who let pussies back into the OT.


What the frick do you need to carry a gun with you to kill a snake for?

OP just trying to feel like a big boy with his gun in the suburbs
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43482 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:46 pm to
I really love that you're able to get this much attention from literally the same topic from a year ago

I remember the last thread.. That was glorious.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:49 pm to
wearing a gun to cut the grass
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