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re: First Mow of the Year; First Visit by the Police

Posted on 3/26/17 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 2:56 pm to
Ah, the yearly OleWarSkukeAlum mowing his grass at the crack of dawn with a gun thread. It must be spring.

Look forward to this thread every year.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198008 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

I conceal carry all day every day
quote:

taking a dump..... it's become necessary.

you need to change your diet
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
82334 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 2:58 pm to
Sounds like she sucks, but I'd be pretty pissed if my neighbor was cutting grass before 8 on a weekend
Posted by BamaHater
Houston
Member since Sep 2003
13550 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

I conceal carry all day every day

These people don't carry because they feel threatened or feel they need protection, they do it because god dammit the law says I can. It's legal so they feel it's their god given right to do it no matter the situation or time.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

It's legal so they feel it's their god given right to do it no matter the situation or time.

Um... It IS their god given right. That's kinda why the frick it's included in THE BILL OF RIGHTS.

fricking idiot.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198008 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:10 pm to
there is no mention of guns in the Bible
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

there is no mention of guns in the Bible

I'm pretty sure John the Baptist had guns.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198008 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

the fact that you mow before sunrise makes you a dick


This. I would pour sugar in your lawnmower's gas tank if you woke me up mowing that early on the weekend.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:17 pm to
Why do you live in a populated area? Move to the country.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

Sleep in instead of waking up at the crack of dawn to mow your lawn you redneck hank hill wannabe mother fricker


quote:

The OP said:
I pulled the starter string on the lawnmower.




The Great Hank Hill mows with a real, turn-the-key-to-crank, mower.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

This. I would pour sugar in your lawnmower's gas tank if you woke me up mowing that early on the weekend.


This is what happens when you live too close to people.

Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51408 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:29 pm to
Dafuq is the matter with you? You should be fricking your wife at that time (if you´re not sleeping). It´s the weekend, for Christ´s sake.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 4:08 pm to
We can't all be Chris McCandless.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 4:12 pm to
If you lived next door to me and started mowing before daylight on the weekend?

You're going to need that gun.

That is a true dickhead move.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 4:19 pm to
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

Sorry you live in such a dangerous neighborhood you need to carry while working in your yard.


You somehow missed the numerous home invasions and shootings in BR recently , several in affluent areas along highland road.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

hey do it because god dammit the law says I can. It's legal so they feel it's their god given right to do it no matter the situation or time.


It is also legal to drink gasoline, do you do that also?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18397 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 4:25 pm to
Mowing at 6:55? Yikes, that's early. Mowing with a gun at 6:55? Screams desperate, attention grab move.
Posted by BamaHater
Houston
Member since Sep 2003
13550 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 4:38 pm to
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
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