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First Mow of the Year; First Visit by the Police
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:26 am
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:26 am
Sun started coming up about 6:55am and I pulled the starter string on the lawnmower. 1hr later the police show up saying my neighbor (who's a giant California liberal) is upset again same as last mowing season. She feels threatened because I have a pistol. Told the police officer I guess you'll be back every weekend until fall. He shook his head and said, "too many Californians invading our peace in Texas."
The police officer just left so I'm enjoying a quick coffee before heading back out to finish. Extremely satisfying triggering liberals.
The police officer just left so I'm enjoying a quick coffee before heading back out to finish. Extremely satisfying triggering liberals.
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Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:27 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
Mowing your lawn while carrying a pistol?
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:29 am to HurricaneDunc
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Shooting your lawn with a pistol?
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:29 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
Sorry you live in such a dangerous neighborhood you need to carry while working in your yard.
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 8:30 am
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:29 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
You wear a pistol to cut your grass?
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:29 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
Almost April and just cutting your grass? Weeds getting tall around the car up On blocks in the front yard?
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:29 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
You dumbass. You were suppose to say pressure washer.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:29 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
damn right baw. keep us updated
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:30 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
I don't believe you.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:30 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
It should be illegal to mow the lawn at 6:55 am. They should have wrote a ticket on this alone. Don't really care about the gun, the fact that you mow before sunrise makes you a dick
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 10:36 am
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:30 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
You are a sad individual.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:30 am to poochie
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Almost April and just cutting your grass? Weeds getting tall around the car up On blocks in the front yard?
Not every lawn has weeds, trailer trash.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:30 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
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Sun started coming up about 6:55am
kind of a dick move. I get doing it in august but it is going to be pretty pleasant outside this afternoon. Why start mowing at the asscrack of sunlight when it is still dewy?
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 8:36 am
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:31 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
What does a pistol have to do with cutting the grass too early?
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:31 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
Keep up the struggle, freedom fighter.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:32 am to Winston Cup
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It should be illegal to mow the lawn at 6:55 am. They should have wrote a ticket on this alone.
Sun's up blades down
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:34 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
If you did this to me I would get a spotlight and mow my yard at 2:00 in the morning
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:34 am to OleWarSkuleAlum
You are a piece of shite for filling the need to wear a pistol on your hip. You are an even bigger piece of shite for mowing your yard on a Sunday morning. If I met you in real life I would slap you so hard you would cry.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:34 am to Dire Wolf
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I get doing it in august but it is going to be pretty pleasant outside this afternoon. Why start mowing at the asscrack of sunlight when it is still dewy?
Rain's a coming
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:35 am to Oyster
My dad used to wear his .38 when we mowed our lawn in the east. I see nothing wrong with this.
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