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First Jonah Hill, now Zuckerberg....

Posted on 8/10/26 at 8:58 am
Posted by 3D
NJ
Member since Sep 2013
1487 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 8:58 am
All these nerds getting into MMA/Fighting.... what is the percentage of OT'ers who would catch them hands and lose ? who would you rather fight?? since I like Hill, I would rather fight Zuckerberg fo sure
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21973 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:00 am to
Zuck's been doing this a while now.

He had some cringey "glow up" a couple years ago.
Posted by louisianamotocross
Member since Sep 2023
365 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:01 am to
An experienced nerdy fighter would be the breaks off an inexperienced athletic guy of same statue.
Size matters so much in fighting that they still wouldn’t beat someone larger.
Posted by Jeff Drysdale
P.A.I.G.
Member since Jul 2026
46 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:01 am to
If you grew up an unathletic dweeb who's never been in a fight, and decide you want to fight people cause you're middle aged, rich and bored, you're going to get your lilly white arse kicked.
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
3704 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:05 am to
Pretty sure I can beat zuck in a street fight with barley any training
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151460 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:06 am to
Most of the guys that post on the OT now are well into their 60s

90% of them would get their teeth kicked in by Zuck or Hill
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42704 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:09 am to
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since I like Hill, I would rather fight Zuckerberg fo sure


Zuck has been fighting/training for years and, by all accounts, isn’t half bad.

Jonah Hill is a puss and is just trying to project hard arse.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30868 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Pretty sure I can beat zuck in a street fight with barley any training

Dana White has a high opinion of Zuckerberg's fighting abilities. Pretty sure you would get your arse dog-walked in the street.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71083 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:19 am to
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90% of them would get their teeth kicked in by Zuck or Hill


Who needs to be able to win some hypothetical street fight? We have guns!
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
24824 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:20 am to
FIRST Jonah Hill? NOW Zuckerberg?

What rock have you been living under?

This board… we got posts shaming fatties, posts shaming nerds trying to better themselves.. pick a lane!

Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
7937 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Pretty sure I can beat zuck in a street fight with barley any training
Most guys who fight for the first time only have barley . . . and hops training.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34668 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:20 am to
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I would rather fight Zuckerberg fo sure


Then his security team would beat the shite out of you...
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42486 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:25 am to
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Pretty sure I can beat zuck in a street fight with barley any training


Dude would beat you like you stole facebook.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11405 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:34 am to
Some of y’all are greatly underestimating what an autistic level nerd with unlimited financial resources could train himself in to with enough time and commitment to training.

Not saying he’s a great fighter or anything, just that 95 plus percent of us posting on message boards without those resources would probably get destroyed in this hypothetical fight.
Posted by Rabbs and QStick
Texas
Member since Apr 2012
3039 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:36 am to
Zuck has been into MMA and MAGA for a while now. Where tf have you been?
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
10171 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:37 am to
If they're actually training, they will beat most people in a fight unless a guy is a bear
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
9347 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:40 am to
the harsh reality is that Zuck would probably smash the vast majority of this board in a grappling match.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59426 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:41 am to
You can’t ducc The Zucc
Posted by Slevin7
Member since Sep 2015
2830 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:57 am to
I hate to state the obvious but clearly a Jonah Hill vs Zuckerburg match should be scheduled
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
13024 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 10:07 am to
quote:

who would catch them hands and lose ?


I could. I've been working on it but as you can see in my training video below, I might be carrying my left a little low. Any pointers to rectify this? I'm the one with the beard btw.

This post was edited on 8/10/26 at 10:08 am
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