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First Jonah Hill, now Zuckerberg....
Posted on 8/10/26 at 8:58 am
Posted on 8/10/26 at 8:58 am
All these nerds getting into MMA/Fighting.... what is the percentage of OT'ers who would catch them hands and lose ? who would you rather fight?? since I like Hill, I would rather fight Zuckerberg fo sure
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:00 am to 3D
Zuck's been doing this a while now.
He had some cringey "glow up" a couple years ago.
He had some cringey "glow up" a couple years ago.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:01 am to 3D
An experienced nerdy fighter would be the breaks off an inexperienced athletic guy of same statue.
Size matters so much in fighting that they still wouldn’t beat someone larger.
Size matters so much in fighting that they still wouldn’t beat someone larger.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:01 am to 3D
If you grew up an unathletic dweeb who's never been in a fight, and decide you want to fight people cause you're middle aged, rich and bored, you're going to get your lilly white arse kicked.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:05 am to 3D
Pretty sure I can beat zuck in a street fight with barley any training
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:06 am to 3D
Most of the guys that post on the OT now are well into their 60s
90% of them would get their teeth kicked in by Zuck or Hill
90% of them would get their teeth kicked in by Zuck or Hill
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:09 am to 3D
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since I like Hill, I would rather fight Zuckerberg fo sure
Zuck has been fighting/training for years and, by all accounts, isn’t half bad.
Jonah Hill is a puss and is just trying to project hard arse.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:16 am to GeauxZone90
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Pretty sure I can beat zuck in a street fight with barley any training
Dana White has a high opinion of Zuckerberg's fighting abilities. Pretty sure you would get your arse dog-walked in the street.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:19 am to SuperSaint
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90% of them would get their teeth kicked in by Zuck or Hill
Who needs to be able to win some hypothetical street fight? We have guns!
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:20 am to 3D
FIRST Jonah Hill? NOW Zuckerberg?
What rock have you been living under?
This board… we got posts shaming fatties, posts shaming nerds trying to better themselves.. pick a lane!
What rock have you been living under?
This board… we got posts shaming fatties, posts shaming nerds trying to better themselves.. pick a lane!
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:20 am to GeauxZone90
quote:Most guys who fight for the first time only have barley . . . and hops training.
Pretty sure I can beat zuck in a street fight with barley any training
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:20 am to 3D
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I would rather fight Zuckerberg fo sure
Then his security team would beat the shite out of you...
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:25 am to GeauxZone90
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Pretty sure I can beat zuck in a street fight with barley any training
Dude would beat you like you stole facebook.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:34 am to 3D
Some of y’all are greatly underestimating what an autistic level nerd with unlimited financial resources could train himself in to with enough time and commitment to training.
Not saying he’s a great fighter or anything, just that 95 plus percent of us posting on message boards without those resources would probably get destroyed in this hypothetical fight.
Not saying he’s a great fighter or anything, just that 95 plus percent of us posting on message boards without those resources would probably get destroyed in this hypothetical fight.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:36 am to 3D
Zuck has been into MMA and MAGA for a while now. Where tf have you been?
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:37 am to 3D
If they're actually training, they will beat most people in a fight unless a guy is a bear
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:40 am to 3D
the harsh reality is that Zuck would probably smash the vast majority of this board in a grappling match.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 9:57 am to 3D
I hate to state the obvious but clearly a Jonah Hill vs Zuckerburg match should be scheduled
Posted on 8/10/26 at 10:07 am to 3D
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who would catch them hands and lose ?
I could. I've been working on it but as you can see in my training video below, I might be carrying my left a little low. Any pointers to rectify this? I'm the one with the beard btw.

This post was edited on 8/10/26 at 10:08 am
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