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re: First Jonah Hill, now Zuckerberg....
Posted on 8/10/26 at 10:10 am to GeauxZone90
Posted on 8/10/26 at 10:10 am to GeauxZone90
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Pretty sure I can beat zuck in a street fight with barley any training
Word is he can legitimately scrap now. He took training serious and apparently got pretty fricking good at BJJ.
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Posted on 8/10/26 at 10:15 am to 3D
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All these nerds getting into MMA/Fighting.... what is the percentage of OT'ers who would catch them hands and lose ? who would you rather fight?? since I like Hill, I would rather fight Zuckerberg fo sure
If it comes to street fighting I feel like I have a puncher’s chance against any of these nerds, but I will admit that one of my biggest fears is getting into a fight with some nerd and realizing that he knows what he’s doing and he ragdolls me
Posted on 8/10/26 at 10:18 am to SOBmustpay
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If it comes to street fighting I feel like I have a puncher’s chance against any of these nerds
the only chance you woudl have would be a sucker punch. otherwise, they're going to take you to the ground immediately and you're cooked.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 10:27 am to Sam Quint
Zuckerberg is a legit blue belt and competed a couple times at white belt. He has been at blue for 3 yrs, so if he kept up with training, he us nearing purple. That means he would beat most on this site in grappling and probably a street fight depending on his level of striking, which seems to be fairly good also.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 10:37 am to Sam Quint
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the only chance you woudl have would be a sucker punch. otherwise, they're going to take you to the ground immediately and you're cooked
My cardio would get exposed real quick
Posted on 8/10/26 at 10:41 am to LSUSUPERSTAR
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Zuckerberg is a legit blue belt and competed a couple times at white belt. He has been at blue for 3 yrs, so if he kept up with training, he us nearing purple.
I saw one of his competition rolls. What is nuts is the dude he went up against actually said you look like the dude that started Facebook and Zuck played it off. Much props to a guy that isn't using his fame /fortune to influence outcomes of BJJ matches. Also props to an instructor that isn't handing him a belt. 3 years at Blue sounds like my belt trajectory.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 10:47 am to 3D
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what is the percentage of OT'ers who would catch them hands and lose ?
Like 90% of the posters here.
The average OTr is 5’6-5’8” and 200-250 lbs.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 10:52 am to 3D
I’m in decent shape but haven’t been in a fistfight since 2010, and that was while wasted against one of my best friends.
TBH I might get some shots in but would most likely lose to anyone with combat sport training.
TBH I might get some shots in but would most likely lose to anyone with combat sport training.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 10:53 am to Sam Quint
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the harsh reality is that Zuck would probably smash the vast majority of this board in a grappling match.
No doubt... dude rolls with UFC fighters regularly and clearly has skills.
Same with Slater... Mario Lopez. That guy is legit too.
Jonah Hill is a white belt and doesn't know chit.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 11:05 am to LSUSUPERSTAR
My grandfather was an Army boxer and he would make short work of him in his prime.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 11:20 am to Salviati
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Most guys who fight for the first time only have barley . . . and hops training.
Everyone has a plan until they get hit in the face.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 11:20 am to 3D
The difference is Zuckerberg is pretty good. I've seen him string together some pretty nice things in white belt coemption matches. I saw him transition from a failed triangle to an omoplatta for a win. His opponent tried to roll out of the omoplatta, but Zuck had blocked the roll, and the guy had to tap. Pretty impressive when a white belt can go to plan B like that.
This post was edited on 8/10/26 at 11:26 am
Posted on 8/10/26 at 1:04 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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Dana White has a high opinion of Zuckerberg's fighting abilities. Pretty sure you would get your arse dog-walked in the street.
Is Zuck faster than 1300 FPS?
Asking for a friend.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 1:17 pm to jizzle6609
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Everyone has a plan until they get hit in the face.
This. I have 0 doubt Zuck has good skills. I doubt Jonah Hill does. But there's a difference between being good at BJJ and MMA, in that MMA requires you to get punched in the face and get hurt to be really really good.
There's almost no chance Zuck or Jonah are getting their arse kicked on the reg to get better. FWIW I don't blame them, frick that with Zuck money.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 1:25 pm to 3D
In 2023, Elon Musk challenged Mark Zuckerberg to a fight. Mark agreed, found a location and asked Dana White to host it. Musk put his phone on DND and was never heard from again.
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