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Finland skier suffers frozen penis in Olympics mass start race

Posted on 2/20/22 at 8:59 pm
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 2/20/22 at 8:59 pm
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ZHANGJIAKOU, China – The men’s 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland’s Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.

Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.

“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished (the men’s Olympic 50km race) … it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in. It was just about battling through,” he told Finnish media.

With organizers worried about frostbite during Saturday’s race, it was delayed by an hour and shortened by 20km. The thin suits and under-layers worn by racers, as well as plasters to cover their faces and ears, offered little protection.

Lindholm explained that he used a heat pack to try to thaw out his appendage once the race was over.

“When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable,” he added.


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Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19013 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:00 pm to
Freeze it three times and you’re playing with it, is what I’ve always been told.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7625 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:00 pm to
Happened at Berlin Olympics too.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32544 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:00 pm to
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:01 pm to
G
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75181 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:03 pm to
Poor feller, he must have just gotten the thing thawed out.
This post was edited on 2/20/22 at 9:04 pm
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19384 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:03 pm to
Y’all really like dick
Posted by sabbertooth
A Distant Planet
Member since Sep 2006
6181 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:09 pm to
If this was a Jamaican bobsleder I could understand this. But a guy from Finland? No excuse.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12718 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:24 pm to
Since he is from Finland he could have just put one of those little hot hands pouches down there for some heat.

Now if he was from Jamaica, he would have needed larger super sized pouches that they make.
Posted by Buck Futter
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2019
538 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:34 pm to

He needed one of these bad boys.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12776 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:41 pm to
They’re coming down the stretch, it’s gonna be close aaand aaaand it’s Finland’s Lindholm by a……….penis?
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17587 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:58 pm to
This sounds like a nightmare
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
13632 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 10:05 pm to
Was he able to Finnish the race?
Posted by Allister Fiend
Member since Jan 2016
1070 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 10:15 pm to
**plays out like A Christmas Story**
Races ends and comes up to the nurse.......”I triple dog dare ya”.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16655 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 10:22 pm to
Happened to me once.

But I was pretending the ice cube tray was an apple pie. Grandma didn’t approve. But the cocktails were bitchin.
Posted by ConservativeBamaFan
Tuscaloosa Alabama
Member since Nov 2013
1413 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 11:40 pm to
That's a tuff SOB.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31530 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 1:39 am to
quote:

leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time



Jesus Christ man wear thicker underwear or something. There’s no excuse for your penis freezing twice
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33676 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 3:37 am to
Elsa giving hand jobs again?
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:15 am to
Not the best way to get a hard-on.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:26 am to
Didn't really need to know about this - post less
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