- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message

Finland skier suffers frozen penis in Olympics mass start race
Posted on 2/20/22 at 8:59 pm
Posted on 2/20/22 at 8:59 pm
quote:
ZHANGJIAKOU, China – The men’s 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland’s Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.
Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.
“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished (the men’s Olympic 50km race) … it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in. It was just about battling through,” he told Finnish media.
With organizers worried about frostbite during Saturday’s race, it was delayed by an hour and shortened by 20km. The thin suits and under-layers worn by racers, as well as plasters to cover their faces and ears, offered little protection.
Lindholm explained that he used a heat pack to try to thaw out his appendage once the race was over.
“When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable,” he added.
LINK
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:00 pm to jatilen
Freeze it three times and you’re playing with it, is what I’ve always been told.
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:00 pm to jatilen
Happened at Berlin Olympics too.
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:03 pm to jatilen
Poor feller, he must have just gotten the thing thawed out.
This post was edited on 2/20/22 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:09 pm to jatilen
If this was a Jamaican bobsleder I could understand this. But a guy from Finland? No excuse.
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:24 pm to jatilen
Since he is from Finland he could have just put one of those little hot hands pouches down there for some heat.
Now if he was from Jamaica, he would have needed larger super sized pouches that they make.
Now if he was from Jamaica, he would have needed larger super sized pouches that they make.
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:34 pm to jatilen
He needed one of these bad boys.
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:41 pm to jatilen
They’re coming down the stretch, it’s gonna be close aaand aaaand it’s Finland’s Lindholm by a……….penis?
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:58 pm to jatilen
This sounds like a nightmare
Posted on 2/20/22 at 10:05 pm to jatilen
Was he able to Finnish the race?
Posted on 2/20/22 at 10:15 pm to jatilen
**plays out like A Christmas Story**
Races ends and comes up to the nurse.......”I triple dog dare ya”.
Races ends and comes up to the nurse.......”I triple dog dare ya”.
Posted on 2/20/22 at 10:22 pm to jatilen
Happened to me once.
But I was pretending the ice cube tray was an apple pie. Grandma didn’t approve. But the cocktails were bitchin.
But I was pretending the ice cube tray was an apple pie. Grandma didn’t approve. But the cocktails were bitchin.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 1:39 am to jatilen
quote:
leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time
Jesus Christ man wear thicker underwear or something. There’s no excuse for your penis freezing twice
Posted on 2/21/22 at 3:37 am to jatilen
Elsa giving hand jobs again?
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:15 am to jatilen
Not the best way to get a hard-on.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:26 am to jatilen
Didn't really need to know about this - post less
Popular
Back to top

19









