re: Females Competing in the Hoelympics

Posted by LegendaryOutlaw

Member since Apr 2019

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:00 pm to rt3

So wait, is it supposed to be 6’ or 6”, did we come to a consensus? Seems weird to be concerned about someone’s height while bragging about sexual exploits.

I could see if it was a frat board, and you got points for banging an amazon 6’+, but for girls.... doesn’t make sense. Thus I motion that these (thankfully) stupid hoes meant 6”.

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Posted by NIH

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:05 pm to 99BLKBRD

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you stupid sluts

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99BLKBRD

incel alert

Posted by rt3

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:06 pm to LegendaryOutlaw

quote:
So wait, is it supposed to be 6’ or 6”, did we come to a consensus? Seems weird to be concerned about someone’s height while bragging about sexual exploits.

I could see if it was a frat board, and you got points for banging an amazon 6’+, but for girls.... doesn’t make sense. Thus I motion that these (thankfully) stupid hoes meant 6”.

unfortunately I think I have to disagree with you

going for a 6 ft tall guy would be like taking an elective on golf in college... easy points... before getting the harder classes for the core curriculum

ETA: meaning those chicks can all see the guy there... and know if he's 6 ft tall or not

This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 1:08 pm

Posted by rt3

now in the piney woods of Pineville

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:10 pm to sacrathetic

also...

I nominate "spitters are quitters" for most sig quote worthy thing on that board

ETA: closely followed by "raw or it doesn't count"

This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 1:11 pm

Posted by Pectus

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:15 pm to sacrathetic

How is this not NSFW?

Posted by Jack Daniel

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:29 pm to sacrathetic

Where were these hoe-lympians when I was in school?

Posted by 225Tyga

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:32 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger

you would catch feels, i can tell.

Posted by sacrathetic

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:34 pm to Jack Daniel

This post was edited on 5/21/20 at 2:03 pm

Posted by Jack Daniel

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:35 pm to sacrathetic

Im over 6” though

Posted by brass2mouth

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:38 pm to sacrathetic

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What rules would a "Frat" version of this come up with?

Call her the wrong name as you finish. +10

Posted by fr33manator

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 1:57 pm to BlackAdam

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I used to tell em, "don't worry, I'm tall in the pants." By the time we got down to business they were too far committed to let the disappointment of discovering my lie stop anything.

They ask me how tall I am, and I tell em “Five feet, 9 inches. Don’t worry about the 5 feet, i’ll Show you the 9 inches”

Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 2:08 pm to 225Tyga

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you would catch feels, i can tell.

Nah, but if they are throwing arse around, I’m gonna catch all I can

Posted by MLCLyons

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:38 pm to sacrathetic

#6 on the House rules and #27 on the Hoelympics contradict each other.

Posted by MorbidTheClown

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:43 pm to sacrathetic

Wait a minute....

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Posted by Masterag

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:44 pm to Sasquatch Smash

new body as in a new guy, not a baby. i'd think most of these girls are on BC

Posted by 777Tiger

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:45 pm to MorbidTheClown

3, after a few beers... and shots, 2,1

ETA: if lights off, 3,1,2

This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 3:47 pm

Posted by Tigerbait357

Member since Jun 2011

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:48 pm to idlewatcher

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My freshman year at college we had to do a group project. Well, I ended up at this gals dorm who had a bunch of single paper towels thumbtacked to a corkboard.

I asked what that was about and she giggled and said "that's how many d*cks I've sucked this semester. One for each dude."

Her parents must be proud