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re: Females Competing in the Hoelympics

Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:05 am to
Posted by sacrathetic
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:05 am to
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Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:06 am to
Thankfully I was produced by the Wehrmacht.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:07 am to
Believe me, I envy you on that front. I mean i’m Not short but i’m Not tall either.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78922 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:07 am to
My freshman year at college we had to do a group project. Well, I ended up at this gals dorm who had a bunch of single paper towels thumbtacked to a corkboard.

I asked what that was about and she giggled and said "that's how many d*cks I've sucked this semester. One for each dude."

Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61116 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:08 am to
I wish more girls would make it this easy.
Posted by tiddlesmcdiddles
Lafayette, LA
Member since Apr 2013
1719 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:08 am to
Make him cry +25

these bitches are crazy
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141042 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:08 am to
quote:

My freshman year at college we had to do a group project. Well, I ended up at this gals dorm who had a bunch of single paper towels thumbtacked to a corkboard.

I asked what that was about and she giggled and said "that's how many d*cks I've sucked this semester. One for each dude."



obvious question is obvious...

did you add a paper towel to her collection?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:09 am to

A few of ya'll need to screenshot this and archive it. This will be your rape kit get out of jail free card.
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13222 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:09 am to
Speak for your self soy boy, checking in at 6’3
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35346 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:09 am to
quote:

I asked what that was about and she giggled and said "that's how many d*cks I've sucked this semester. One for each dude."




Well, did she have to tack up another one or not?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Rule #6 and scoring #27 are contradictory.


No.

House Rules state raw dog is the only way for it to count. The sluts that live in that House are the real whores.

Scoring #27 only adds points outside the House, in their entire competition.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61116 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:09 am to
quote:

My freshman year at college we had to do a group project. Well, I ended up at this gals dorm who had a bunch of single paper towels thumbtacked to a corkboard.

I asked what that was about and she giggled and said "that's how many d*cks I've sucked this semester. One for each dude."



And now shes married with kids?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:10 am to
So points if he cries but points lost if the roomies hear.

Makes sense.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21420 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:11 am to
Where are the pics of the competitors?
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141042 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:12 am to
quote:

What rules would a "Frat" version of this come up with?


Size 0 and C Cup or bigger: +25

post-sex cuddling -40
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:12 am to
You seem really proud of your 3”
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:13 am to
quote:

No.

House Rules state raw dog is the only way for it to count. The sluts that live in that House are the real whores.

Scoring #27 only adds points outside the House, in their entire competition.


Ah...
quote:

ThatMakesSense


But then that will bring into play the negative points for "your place."
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:14 am to
quote:

They’re little 6’ rule is so adorable.
How tall you are means bupkis when it comes to how well you can knock boots


and how big your bank account is.
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141042 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:15 am to
quote:

But then that will bring into play the negative points for "your place."

not if you do it in the park


or the bar bathroom
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13470 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:15 am to
This is clearly a joke
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