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Posted on 9/23/20 at 2:51 pm to
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
7314 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 2:51 pm to
A woman to Churchill: “Sir, if you were my husband I would poison your tea.”

Churchill to woman: “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
8196 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 2:59 pm to
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, you, you know the thing" - Joe Biden
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2777 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 2:59 pm to
The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, Well, I have really good days.

Ray Wylie Hubbard
Posted by Art_Vandelay
Member since Nov 2019
217 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:06 pm to
I don’t read books. But if I read books, it would be like reading a book.

Les Miles
This post was edited on 9/23/20 at 3:07 pm
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4590 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:23 pm to
Sheriff , why did your deputies shoot that man 150 times?

"We ran out of bullets."
-Grady Judd, Polk County Sheriff
This post was edited on 9/23/20 at 3:28 pm
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6754 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:25 pm to
This post was edited on 9/23/20 at 3:26 pm
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27893 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:27 pm to
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
297207 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Man, the living creature, the creating individual, is always more important than any established style or system.


Bruce Lee.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4355 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 4:00 pm to
"After age 40 a man should never walk past a bathroom"

Unknown.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8328 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 4:01 pm to
50% of the time it works everytime
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
21569 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 4:15 pm to
If the world had my taste, it would be a beautiful place.

my former wife
Posted by mikearch
Member since Feb 2007
251 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 4:46 pm to
If you always tell the truth, you never have to remember anything.

Mark Twain
Posted by mikearch
Member since Feb 2007
251 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 4:49 pm to
Young bull standing on a hill overlooking a pasture full of cows:

"Dad, lets run down this hill into the pasture and fu$k us one of those cows"

Wise Father Bull:

"No son, Let's walk down this hill into the pasture, and fu$k all of those cows!"
This post was edited on 9/23/20 at 5:19 pm
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11839 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 4:51 pm to
“To be the man, you have to beat the man. And I’m the best thing going today!!!!!!!”


-Ric Flair

Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12546 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 5:13 pm to
“Every now and then , say..what The frick?”

“Sayin” what the frick” brings freedom.
Freedom brings opportunity.
Opportunity makes your future.”

-Joel Goodson

Risky Business (1983)
This post was edited on 9/23/20 at 5:21 pm
Posted by dolamite
st. mary parish
Member since Sep 2009
1094 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 5:14 pm to
castles made of sand melt into the sea, eventually.

jimi hendrix
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53115 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 5:16 pm to
My dad used to tell me all the time when I was a shithead teenager "Son, right now you probably want to kick my arse, but you won't be able to. By the time you are able to, you won't want to anymore"
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17130 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

George Carlin


Ole George had average/mean confused with the median. Which puts him on the wrong side of his own joke.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 5:22 pm to
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1426 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 5:29 pm to
Pedicabo ego Vos et irrumabo

-Gaius Valerius Catullus
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