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re: Do you have a micro-penis?

Posted by Art_Vandelay on 12/6/25 at 5:06 pm to
Like a cheese wheel
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and a LSU tiger is just a coon arse version of an Aggie.


With less gay sex
The pie-yow comme ca was better than the slapchop
Said she looked like Janet Jackson. Bitch got out the car looking like Freddie Jackson
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Dont forget about the Play-Dudes, Guys of the Sec edition as well.


Sold out in seconds at TA&M
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That man needs some stuffing if he's gonna be a turkey.


I'm sure he gets stuffed plenty at home
My credit union verified the funds from his credit union. Loan officer notarized the title & that was it
Send them a pic of your butthole

re: Pure Blood check in

Posted by Art_Vandelay on 9/20/25 at 6:10 pm to
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You give bj’s?

For bus fare & then walks home
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Also Trump should immediately arrest George and Alex Soros and put them on trial for crimes against humanity. We’re all thinking about these two subhuman filth being behind it.


& that useless bitch maxine waters
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Oh, and fry the grown arse MAN that should, at his age, known better.


Sure he’s a male, but not a man
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I'm just saying if you are going to be homeless, California is the place to be. Better weather, lots of woke suckers, ample narcotics. Hell, you can squat in a Beverly Hills mansion.


Plus they can make decent money collecting cans & bottles to recycle
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And Darrel's is meh.

You are correct. I am a dumbass.

For once I agree. You are a dumbass
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ton of fun


Light on the fun, heavy on the ton
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Who’s the top?


You know damn well it’s not coyote
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Pretty sure it's steel underneath the plastic.


Even so the metal is paper thin
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I like the cut of your jib


What’s a jib?
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If you had gotten the 2nd one it would have given you a craving for cock on occasion.


That’s blood pressure meds, but you can get a note from your doctor
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Blocking the number does nothing because the number you blocked is not the scammers real phone number. The scammer use a local non working number to attach to their caller ID. The term is "Spoofing". If you see a call come in that doesn't have a persons name on the caller ID but simply displays the number and a local city it's most likely a scammer spoofing a fake number but not always and this is why it can be so frustrating. Some very rural areas cell phone systems still don't have the ability to display a persons name with their number on caller ID


Not always a non working number. I’ve received calls showing my own phone number