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Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:54 am to bamapoet
Out of a movie, but
"There's no normal life, Wyatt, it's just life. Get on with it." - Doc Holliday
"There's no normal life, Wyatt, it's just life. Get on with it." - Doc Holliday
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:58 am to mikearch
quote:
I laid bricks for forty years and not once did anyone ever refer to me as "Joe the Bricklayer".
But you suck one c0#k!
Joe the C0#ksucker
This is a version of one of my favorites.
"A man can build 10,000 bridges in his life, but if he sucks one cock, he's a cocksucker, not a bridgebuilder"
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:05 pm to CatfishJohn
(some I have attributed to Unknown because they weren't written on my list of quotes and I don't feel like searching)
The Dalai Lama was asked what surprised him most about humanity and he responded:
-unknown
-unknown (bolded this because I use it quite often )
quote:-Aesop
-"A tyrant will always find the pretext for their tyranny”
quote:-Neitszche
-"Without music, life would be a mistake"
quote:-unknown
-"The ego is never satisfied. Now that I live to please my soul instead of my ego, I'm a lot happier and at peace with who I am."
quote:-unknown
-"The first rule of holes: when you're in one, stop digging"
quote:-unknown
-"A truly rich man never tells you he's rich."
quote:-unknown
-"He who tries and fails is infinitely better than he who never tries at all."
quote:-Ralph Waldo Emerson, Essays Series I (Self-Reliance)
-"Be yourself; no base imitator of another, but your best self. There is something which you can do better than another. Listen to the inward voice and bravely obey that. Do the things at which you are great, not what you were never made for.
To be great is to be misunderstood."
The Dalai Lama was asked what surprised him most about humanity and he responded:
quote:
"Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."
quote:
"To our Wives. To our girlfriends. May they never meet!"
-unknown
quote:
"Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they all hate each other"
-unknown (bolded this because I use it quite often )
quote:-Keith Richards
"I never had a problem with drugs, I had a problem with cops"
quote:-Whitney Young
"The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to someone else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self."
quote:-Bourne Supremacy
"You're in a big pile of shite and you ain't got the shoes for it"
quote:-Marvin Lewis
"No man fears to do that which he knows he does well"
quote:-Ghandi
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are all in harmony"
quote:-Dr. Squires from The Wackness
"Certain people you just can't trust, you know Luke? Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach. Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs! You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as shite don't MARRY THEM!"
quote:-Armenian proverb
"Guest in a house – three days he's a guest; on the fourth, he's a younger brother"
quote:-Thoreau
"Nothing can be more useful to a man than the determination not to be hurried."
This post was edited on 9/23/20 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:11 pm to bamapoet
quote:
And what happens then? When? After you're dead. Dont nothing happen. You're dead. You told me once you believed in God. The old man waved his hand. Maybe, he said. I got no reason to think he believes in me. Oh I'd like to see him for a minute if I could. What would you say to him? Well, I think I'd just tell him. I'd say: Wait a minute. Wait just one minute before you start in on me. Before you say anything, there's just one thing I'd like to know. And he'll say: what's that? And then I'm goin to ast him: What did you have me in that crapgame down there for anyway? I couldnt put any part of it together. Suttree smiled. What do you think he'll say? The ragpicker spat and wiped his mouth. I dont believe he can answer it. I dont believe there is an answer.
This is a passage from Suttree, one of the greatest American novels of all time, by Cormac McCarthy
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:26 pm to bamapoet
The worst I ever had was wonderful.- Brother Dave Gardner
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:27 pm to bamapoet
“The Lord is first, my friends are second, and I am third.”
— Gale Sayers
I always enjoyed this quote. Just ironic that Mr. Sayers passed away earlier today.
RIP
— Gale Sayers
I always enjoyed this quote. Just ironic that Mr. Sayers passed away earlier today.
RIP
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:27 pm to bamapoet
"There is a fine line between red arse and dumb arse."
"Big girl, big pussy ... little girl, all pussy."
"Big girl, big pussy ... little girl, all pussy."
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:30 pm to bamapoet
“Get off my lawn”
- Walt Kowalski
- Walt Kowalski
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:37 pm to bamapoet
“We aint gonna bury these fellas Jose?”
“To hell with these fellas, Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms”
“To hell with these fellas, Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms”
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:48 pm to Geauxin off
Steve Spurrier:
“You can’t spell Citrus without U-T.”
“You can’t spell Citrus without U-T.”
Posted on 9/23/20 at 1:05 pm to bamapoet
quote:
You live in the picture you paint.
Bullfrog
Posted on 9/23/20 at 1:37 pm to bamapoet
"He shoulda armed himself"
-Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven.
-Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 1:43 pm to bamapoet
Tell the Truth and everyone will hate you.
They said it couldn't be done. So I didn't even try.
They said it couldn't be done. So I didn't even try.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 1:55 pm to bamapoet
Set the gearshift for the high gear of your soul!
You've got to run like an antelope, out of control
-Trey Anastasio
You've got to run like an antelope, out of control
-Trey Anastasio
Posted on 9/23/20 at 2:22 pm to yatesdog38
“A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.'
That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
? Benjamin Disraeli
That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
? Benjamin Disraeli
Posted on 9/23/20 at 2:38 pm to bamapoet
One of my favorite Jesus quotes
John 16:33 "I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world."
John 16:33 "I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world."
Posted on 9/23/20 at 2:45 pm to bamapoet
quote:
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
~Mark Twain
One of the greatest things my Father told me. At the time I was dealing with teachers that were more concerned with indoctrination than education.
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