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re: Favorite Quotes

Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:51 am to
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12493 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:51 am to
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

George Carlin
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5135 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:54 am to
Out of a movie, but

"There's no normal life, Wyatt, it's just life. Get on with it." - Doc Holliday
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13396 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:58 am to
quote:

I laid bricks for forty years and not once did anyone ever refer to me as "Joe the Bricklayer".

But you suck one c0#k!


Joe the C0#ksucker


This is a version of one of my favorites.


"A man can build 10,000 bridges in his life, but if he sucks one cock, he's a cocksucker, not a bridgebuilder"

Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13396 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:05 pm to
(some I have attributed to Unknown because they weren't written on my list of quotes and I don't feel like searching)

quote:

-"A tyrant will always find the pretext for their tyranny”
-Aesop

quote:

-"Without music, life would be a mistake"
-Neitszche

quote:

-"The ego is never satisfied. Now that I live to please my soul instead of my ego, I'm a lot happier and at peace with who I am."
-unknown

quote:

-"The first rule of holes: when you're in one, stop digging"
-unknown

quote:

-"A truly rich man never tells you he's rich."
-unknown

quote:

-"He who tries and fails is infinitely better than he who never tries at all."
-unknown

quote:

-"Be yourself; no base imitator of another, but your best self. There is something which you can do better than another. Listen to the inward voice and bravely obey that. Do the things at which you are great, not what you were never made for.

To be great is to be misunderstood."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson, Essays Series I (Self-Reliance)


The Dalai Lama was asked what surprised him most about humanity and he responded:
quote:

"Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."


quote:

"To our Wives. To our girlfriends. May they never meet!"

-unknown

quote:

"Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they all hate each other"

-unknown (bolded this because I use it quite often )

quote:

"I never had a problem with drugs, I had a problem with cops"
-Keith Richards

quote:

"The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to someone else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self."
-Whitney Young

quote:

"You're in a big pile of shite and you ain't got the shoes for it"
-Bourne Supremacy

quote:

"No man fears to do that which he knows he does well"
-Marvin Lewis

quote:

"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are all in harmony"
-Ghandi

quote:

"Certain people you just can't trust, you know Luke? Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach. Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs! You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as shite don't MARRY THEM!"
-Dr. Squires from The Wackness

quote:

"Guest in a house – three days he's a guest; on the fourth, he's a younger brother"
-Armenian proverb

quote:

"Nothing can be more useful to a man than the determination not to be hurried."
-Thoreau
This post was edited on 9/23/20 at 12:14 pm
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

And what happens then? When? After you're dead. Dont nothing happen. You're dead. You told me once you believed in God. The old man waved his hand. Maybe, he said. I got no reason to think he believes in me. Oh I'd like to see him for a minute if I could. What would you say to him? Well, I think I'd just tell him. I'd say: Wait a minute. Wait just one minute before you start in on me. Before you say anything, there's just one thing I'd like to know. And he'll say: what's that? And then I'm goin to ast him: What did you have me in that crapgame down there for anyway? I couldnt put any part of it together. Suttree smiled. What do you think he'll say? The ragpicker spat and wiped his mouth. I dont believe he can answer it. I dont believe there is an answer.


This is a passage from Suttree, one of the greatest American novels of all time, by Cormac McCarthy
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19297 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:26 pm to
The worst I ever had was wonderful.- Brother Dave Gardner
Posted by JudgeRoyBean
West of the Pecos
Member since Jun 2018
525 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:27 pm to
“The Lord is first, my friends are second, and I am third.”
— Gale Sayers

I always enjoyed this quote. Just ironic that Mr. Sayers passed away earlier today.

RIP
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23380 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:27 pm to
"There is a fine line between red arse and dumb arse."

"Big girl, big pussy ... little girl, all pussy."

Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11667 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:30 pm to
“Get off my lawn”
- Walt Kowalski
Posted by Geauxin off
Member since Aug 2009
2096 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:37 pm to
“We aint gonna bury these fellas Jose?”
“To hell with these fellas, Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms”
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
1424 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:48 pm to
Steve Spurrier:

“You can’t spell Citrus without U-T.”
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
11545 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56240 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

You live in the picture you paint.

Bullfrog
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13536 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 1:37 pm to
"He shoulda armed himself"

-Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23600 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 1:40 pm to
my sig quote
Posted by rickyh
Positiger Nation
Member since Dec 2003
12459 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 1:43 pm to
Tell the Truth and everyone will hate you.

They said it couldn't be done. So I didn't even try.
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 1:55 pm to
Set the gearshift for the high gear of your soul!
You've got to run like an antelope, out of control

-Trey Anastasio
Posted by nuwaydawg
Member since Nov 2007
1923 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 2:22 pm to
“A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.'

That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
? Benjamin Disraeli
Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
675 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 2:38 pm to
One of my favorite Jesus quotes

John 16:33 "I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world."


Posted by Clear for the option
Member since Jul 2016
150 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

~Mark Twain
One of the greatest things my Father told me. At the time I was dealing with teachers that were more concerned with indoctrination than education.
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