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Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:15 am to
Posted by mikearch
Member since Feb 2007
222 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:15 am to
I laid bricks for forty years and not once did anyone ever refer to me as "Joe the Bricklayer".

But you suck one c0#k!


--Joe the C0#ksucker
This post was edited on 9/23/20 at 4:56 pm
Posted by hambones
LA
Member since Nov 2014
972 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:16 am to
3 pages and not one one mention of Napoleon Bonaparte?? Y’all are slacking. Let me help you out. He’s got a hundred more like this hahaha.

“Women should not be regarded as the equals of men; they are, in fact, mere machines to make children.”

-- Conversation, 1817, Napoleon Bonaparte
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21411 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:18 am to
"If God made me able to do that, somebody sewed me up wrong."
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9358 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:19 am to
The early worm gets the bird.
And
If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
And
Time flies when you're having rum
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24729 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:21 am to
"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on." -Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." -Margaret Mead

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." -Dr. Seuss

Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24729 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:22 am to
quote:

The early worm gets the bird.


"Second mouse get the cheese."
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65667 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:24 am to
quote:

"A family that sweats together, sticks together."
-My father-in-law (no pics)
Alabama residents are expert.

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." - attributed to Mark Twain but probably not his

A personally preferred alternative version from the Deseret News 11/9/1949:

"Definition of a banker: A man who loans you an umbrella when the sun is shining, asks for it back at the first sprinkle of rain, and doesn’t own the umbrella in the first place."
Posted by Coatesbathroom
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
131 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:24 am to
"Hate's as good a thing as any to keep a person going. Better than most."

-Sandor Clegane
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56270 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. Their very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be ‘cured’ against one’s will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.
—C. S. Lewis
That aint never fitting on a t-shirt.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53962 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:29 am to
quote:

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." -Dr. Seuss

"One wife, two wife. Dead wife, new wife."
-Dr. Seuss (Allegedly)
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9358 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:29 am to
No good deed goes unpunished.


First rule of holes. When you're in one, quit digging.
Posted by dietcoke7
LA
Member since Aug 2007
1038 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:30 am to
A man said to the universe, "sir, I exist".

"But", said the universe, "that does not create in me a sense of obligation".
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72597 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:31 am to
quote:

That aint never fitting on a t-shirt.



That huge land whale that had, "I can't breathe", on her T-shirt could handle it easily. That AND a fair portion of the Sermon on the Mount...
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29063 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:33 am to
"Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze."

-Timothy Olyphant in The Girl Next Door
Posted by LSU2001
Cut Off, La.
Member since Nov 2007
2388 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:36 am to
There is a thing guaranteed to keep a man in everlasting ignorance. That thing is contempt prior to investigation.

Attributed to Herbert Spencer But there is some doubt about that.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:37 am to
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."
Winston Churchill

Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20272 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:43 am to

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37492 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:45 am to
The victor is not victorious until the vanquished considers himself so


My tolerance for stupidity is indirectly proportional to the time since my last vacation
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:46 am to
"There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.”

-Marvin Williams
This post was edited on 9/23/20 at 11:48 am
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37492 posts
Posted on 9/23/20 at 11:49 am to
quote:

And apparently you're unable to grasp the fact that the quote sums up the mentality of the myriad of "Karens" that are plaguing this country right now. Moral busybodies and such.


The quote points out the danger and evils of being a Karen.
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