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re: Favorite quotes by your father: What are yours?
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:52 am to magildachunks
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:52 am to magildachunks
“She’s pregnant now and you can’t unfrick her”
“Every woman in this world is crazy, except for your momma. But don’t ask your daddy because he’ll hurt your feelings.”
“Shooting a deer is like beating your meat. Once you pull the trigger you have a mess on your hands.”
“Every woman in this world is crazy, except for your momma. But don’t ask your daddy because he’ll hurt your feelings.”
“Shooting a deer is like beating your meat. Once you pull the trigger you have a mess on your hands.”
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:04 am to magildachunks
"You should join the Army"
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:11 am to magildachunks
quote:
2) (This one was his advice to my sisters) If someone tries to grab you or take you, do not get in that car. I don't care if you are killed right there, you fight them to the bitter end before you get in that car. Dying outside that car will be better than what will happen to you if you get in that car.
I’ve told this to many high school classes in my teaching career when we’ve been off topic talking about life in general. If someone tries to kidnap you by grabbing you or threatening you, do everything you can to prevent them from taking you to a second location. Fight and/or run, even if they have a gun. If they shoot you in the back, you were dead anyway.
Be brave enough to take your chances right then and there because your odds of survival will never be better.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:25 am to magildachunks
if i tell you that a piss ant can pull a plow, all that you need to do is figure out how you're gonna hitch it up.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:40 am to brett randall
“Beats a sharp stick in the eye”
Put a lot of things in perspective.
Put a lot of things in perspective.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:42 am to magildachunks
While watching that supermarket game show: (grab all the high price items/groceries), he said, "grab the cash register too".
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:47 am to 3Son
Finding my truck stuck at the camp'"what the hell were you thinking? You could run a 20 mercury in this hole"
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:52 am to magildachunks
Dry as a popcorn fart
You can learn the easy way or the hard way
You can learn the easy way or the hard way
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:03 am to tygerfan1
When that monkey goes to itchin’ they gonna get it scratched.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:05 am to magildachunks
See ya later, alligator!
After a while, crocodile!
Every single time.
He’s also a fan of the line “and don’t call me Shirley” and everything from My Cousin Vinny.
After a while, crocodile!
Every single time.
He’s also a fan of the line “and don’t call me Shirley” and everything from My Cousin Vinny.
This post was edited on 8/28/22 at 8:07 am
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:11 am to magildachunks
Junior. When I get home Imma punch yo momma right in the mouth.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:12 am to magildachunks
“If you get in a fight with someone other than a friend, nothing is unfair”
Never, ever give up or feel sorry for yourself
Never, ever give up or feel sorry for yourself
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:12 am to magildachunks
" never hit a woman but sometimes you have to make her flinch"
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:14 am to magildachunks
Money talks and bullshite walks.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:16 am to magildachunks
"Experience is something you get just AFTER you need it"
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:18 am to magildachunks
"Nobody likes a know-it-all."
"Not everybody likes what you like. Nor, do they want to hear it all the time."
(Having not prepared for a test)"You made your bed, now you have to sleep in it."
(Getting hurt while acting silly)"That's what happens when you act stupid."
(Regarding working out) "The worst word is, 'Can't.' If you say, 'I can't lift it.' Then, you never will. You can lift it. You just haven't put in enough effort."
"Not everybody likes what you like. Nor, do they want to hear it all the time."
(Having not prepared for a test)"You made your bed, now you have to sleep in it."
(Getting hurt while acting silly)"That's what happens when you act stupid."
(Regarding working out) "The worst word is, 'Can't.' If you say, 'I can't lift it.' Then, you never will. You can lift it. You just haven't put in enough effort."
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:19 am to magildachunks
Make sure you grind it right and also it’s very important to use good paper.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:20 am to magildachunks
“Only smoke what grows from the grass”
“Two things you never go cheap on: your vehicles tires and mattress”
“Two things you never go cheap on: your vehicles tires and mattress”
This post was edited on 8/28/22 at 8:21 am
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:20 am to justinking042
“Son, nobody owes you a living.”
It’s a good thing he passed away in 2003 before all this woke crap. I can’t imagine what he’d have to say about our President*.
It’s a good thing he passed away in 2003 before all this woke crap. I can’t imagine what he’d have to say about our President*.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:20 am to magildachunks
If there was something he didn't want to do or watch on TV.
"I'd rather shite and fall down in it"
"I'd rather shite and fall down in it"
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