re: Favorite quotes by your father: What are yours?

People who lie with dogs get fleas

When referring to a really wealthy person, "He's richer than ten foot up a bull's arse".

Act you’re age not your IQ.

God damn mother fricking son of a bitch.

Use your fricking head!

Money doesn’t grow on trees. You can’t drink all the alcohol bc it’s made all day every day. Pussy is all the same, it’s just served different.

No fishing in the company pond.

Pu$$y will always cost you something. In some shape or form, you're gonna pay for it!

Do everything in moderation because excess rarely goes unpunished.

If you are digging a hole doing dumb shite stop digging.

A fool with his money are soon to depart.

Life can be hard at times. Don’t make it harder on yourself by doing dumb shite.

When momma isn’t happy nobody is happy jack.

It can always get worse.

When you hang out with shite for friends you begin to stink.

The world needs ditch diggers too.

When the good lord was handing out brains he sure shorted that dumb arse.

There is no dumb question. Just dumb people that ask dumb questions.

Boy just when I think you’ve set the bar for doing dumb shite you somehow seem to raise it up a notch.

Good teams win son. Great teams cover.

~My dad was a very funny man. He always had some witty stuff to say.

I got punished one time for getting a couple of Cs on a progress report in 8th grade.

My dad punished me for that by keeping me out of basketball tryouts.

The coach told me, the day after try outs ended, ‘we are going to miss having you on the team this year’.

I told my dad that I would have made the team if I would have tried out and told him what coach said.

His response -

‘I guess you won’t do that again.’

Classic.

That's about as worthless as tits on a boar hog.

He's as nervous as a dog shitting out a peach seed.

If it flies, floats or fricks, rent it. Should have listen to him about boats and women.

90% of all of the pleasure and 90% of all misery in life comes from your spouse….choose wisely…