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re: Favorite 'old' sayings your grandparents used
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:50 am to LarryDavid
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:50 am to LarryDavid
Like the coon said while he was screwing a skunk, I'm enjoying myself, but I can't take it any longer.
This meant he was getting ready to leave.
This meant he was getting ready to leave.
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Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:54 am to CAD703X
The only ones I was close with spoke Cajun French. Not sure what they were saying but I wish I knew it.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 10:04 am to Deaux boi
Working harder than a two dollar whore on nickel night
Hotter than a three-balled cat
Hotter than a three-balled cat
Posted on 7/21/21 at 10:31 am to CAD703X
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Posted on 7/21/21 at 11:03 am to LarryDavid
Horny as a 9 d!cked goat.
Harder than a preacher's d!ck in a calves arse.
shite for brains.
That dog won't hunt.
Slicker than greased owl shite.
I've seen better heads on cabbage.(when seeing an ugly person)
You could mess up a wet dream.
I could write a damn book between my dad, great uncles and grandpa.They weren't the most PC individuals.
Harder than a preacher's d!ck in a calves arse.
shite for brains.
That dog won't hunt.
Slicker than greased owl shite.
I've seen better heads on cabbage.(when seeing an ugly person)
You could mess up a wet dream.
I could write a damn book between my dad, great uncles and grandpa.They weren't the most PC individuals.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 11:14 am to CAD703X
Mais, S'connais pas, neg or comment ca va, mon-neg.
He is so tight, the buffaloe hollered when he finally let go of that nickel.
He is so tight, the buffaloe hollered when he finally let go of that nickel.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 11:16 am to CAD703X
I can still here my grandmother say "Well I declare..."
Posted on 7/21/21 at 11:31 am to CAD703X
Heard “two shakes of a lamb’s tail” at breakfast this morning.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 11:43 am to CAD703X
American grandfather: Never pass up a chance to pee.
Danish grandfather: you can have 10 pair of shoes, but you only have one pair of feet. (Pretty standard comment for an underdog in sports or life.)
Danish grandfather: you can have 10 pair of shoes, but you only have one pair of feet. (Pretty standard comment for an underdog in sports or life.)
Posted on 7/21/21 at 12:11 pm to CAD703X
Shinola 
Posted on 7/21/21 at 12:38 pm to Weaver
"Boy if you don't behave, I'm gunna tan your hide!"
And you know what? If my grandfather would have had to whoop my arse to straighten me out, my parents would not have batted an eye. If I had gotten JB that riled up then I probably deserved it.
Today though? Don't even think about disciplining your grand kid in that manner. Little Billy or Becky will get pissed that gramps put leather to arse on little Jr.
And you know what? If my grandfather would have had to whoop my arse to straighten me out, my parents would not have batted an eye. If I had gotten JB that riled up then I probably deserved it.
Today though? Don't even think about disciplining your grand kid in that manner. Little Billy or Becky will get pissed that gramps put leather to arse on little Jr.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 12:53 pm to CAD703X
My papaw's biggest threat was, "If you don't straighten up, I'm gonna split your sack and run your leg through it!"
I always cracked up when I thought about how funny someone in that condition would have to walk!
I always cracked up when I thought about how funny someone in that condition would have to walk!
Posted on 7/21/21 at 12:59 pm to CAD703X
Grandpa used to say "He's nuttier than a tomcat in a sack of squirrels".
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:26 pm to MSTiger33
quote:Both my parents did. They said you couldn't trust them.
She held a grudge for a long time
It didn't surprise me when Barry Switzer said another team "Japped" the Cowboys. My dad grew up with him in Crossett, AR, and he talks the same way.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:30 pm to CAD703X
"That's mighty White of you"
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:30 pm to texn
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Posted on 7/21/21 at 2:38 pm to biglego
quote:
Is this describing a pretty girl or ugly girl?
Lol - took me a while to figure that out too. Far as I could tell, it was a girl that meant trouble.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 2:41 pm to CAD703X
I wish I had talked to my grandpa more, but he didn't seem to be very friendly.
Grandma could talk to a wall.
I think I understand Grandpa.
Grandma could talk to a wall.
I think I understand Grandpa.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 2:52 pm to CAD703X
Uglier than a mud fence
Posted on 7/21/21 at 2:53 pm to CAD703X
Could scare a cat off a gut wagon
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