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Fatty demands three airline seats, use of business class lavatory and his arse to be wiped
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:39 pm
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:39 pm
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Kuo said the passenger, who she estimates weighed 440lbs or 31.4st (200 kilogrammes), boarded the plane in a wheelchair and requested he be given three adjoining seats in economy class due to his size. As the flight was not full, he was granted his request, which later allegedly escalated to a demand to use the plane's business class lavatory because he would not fit in the economy cubical. She says the passenger claimed an injury to his right hand prevented him from fully undressing himself in order to use the lavatory. He therefore asked the cabin crew to pull down his pants in order for him to successfully relieve himself. Kuo said: 'I told him we couldn't help him, but he started yelling. He told me to go in there immediately and threatened to relieve himself on the floor. 'As the passenger's genitals were now exposed, one of my colleagues brought a blanket, which I used to cover his modesty.
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'But he very angrily slapped my hand away, saying he didn't want it and only wanted me to remove his underwear so he could use the toilet.' After granting the request, they were left further traumatized when the man called them into the cubical again in order to wipe his backside. Kuo's chief attendant reluctantly agreed, explaining that they did not want to leave the lone passenger trapped in the lavatory.
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However, the flight attendants' discomfort then turned to humiliation when he allegedly began moaning in apparent pleasure as the chief attendant wiped his backside while wearing three pairs of latex gloves. Kuo, who was holding onto the passenger to keep in steady, recalled: 'He said: "Oh, mmm, deeper, deeper," and then accused my chief attendant of not properly cleaning his backside, requesting that she do it again.'
Passenger:
Flight attendant:
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Kuo said the attendant repeated the action three times before leaving, at which point the passenger said: 'You can pull my pants back up now.'
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Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:41 pm to arseinclarse
why do super fat people always wear sandals that look like that? 
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:41 pm to arseinclarse
Squeaky wheel and so forth...
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:43 pm to CAD703X
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why do super fat people always wear sandals that look like that?
Can't reach the laces to tie them.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:43 pm to arseinclarse
Fat nasty frick. Should’ve shoved something up his arse
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:43 pm to arseinclarse
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Flight attendant
wood
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:44 pm to arseinclarse
Should’ve dropped him off at about 10,000 ft.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:45 pm to arseinclarse
Alpha moves
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:45 pm to arseinclarse
quote:I don't know why but that made me laugh a lot.
one of my colleagues brought a blanket, which I used to cover his modesty.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:47 pm to arseinclarse
That’s a shitty situation to be in
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:49 pm to LSU_Smash_the_West
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Fat nasty frick. Should’ve shoved something up his arse
Sounds like he would have enjoyed that
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:50 pm to arseinclarse
Is it normal for flight attendants to wipe your arse or is that a special perk this airline offers? Would you be more likely to choose one airline over another if they offered that service?
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:50 pm to CAD703X
Most large people have large genetics and can’t lose weight
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:51 pm to arseinclarse
This post was edited on 1/21/19 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:51 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:54 pm to arseinclarse
Airline should ban him for life.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:55 pm to SECdragonmaster
Guy should sue Austin Powers movie series for stealing his likeness for the character Fat Bastard
Posted on 1/21/19 at 12:56 pm to arseinclarse
They really need to have weight limits for planes. If you cannot fit comfortably in your seat with zero spillage, you cannot fly. That would eliminate like 40% of passengers though so it'll never happen.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:00 pm to arseinclarse
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'But he very angrily slapped my hand away, saying he didn't want it and only wanted me to remove his underwear so he could use the toilet.' After granting the request, they were left further traumatized when the man called them into the cubical again in order to wipe his backside. Kuo's chief attendant reluctantly agreed
This dude gets his arse wiped and I can hardly get an extra bag of peanuts or an entire can of soda from those frickers
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:00 pm to arseinclarse
I would have wrapped a rag around a broom handle and arse scrubbed him from 10 feet away.
Then I would have burned the broom afterwards.
Then I would have burned the broom afterwards.
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