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re: Fatty demands three airline seats, use of business class lavatory and his arse to be wiped
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:01 pm to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:01 pm to tiggerthetooth
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I would have wrapped a rag around a broom handle and arse scrubbed him from 10 feet away.
Then I would have burned the broom afterwards.
Really? I think I would have just said "no"
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Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:02 pm to TigersSEC2010
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They really need to have weight limits for planes. If you cannot fit comfortably in your seat with zero spillage, you cannot fly. That would eliminate like 40% of passengers though so it'll never happen.
I've actually wondered what would happen if an airliner was formed that became really restricted on passenger weights.
I seriously think passengers should be charged based on weight. Maybe even BMI.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:06 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:06 pm to arseinclarse
Fat frick should have been tazed until the batteries died
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:09 pm to arseinclarse
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Kuo said the attendant repeated the action three times before leaving, at which point the passenger said: 'You can pull my pants back up now.'
Like. A. Boss.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:10 pm to Cump11b
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Fat frick should have been tazed until the batteries died
Running electric current through pure fat probably doesnt do much.
Only a direct lightning strike would effectively incapacitate such a fat fricking human.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:10 pm to arseinclarse
Would support a United style assault in this case
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:11 pm to arseinclarse
Wtf?
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:12 pm to TigersSEC2010
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They really need to have weight limits for planes. If you cannot fit comfortably in your seat with zero spillage, you cannot fly. That would eliminate like 40% of passengers though so it'll never happen.
I'm disgusting by morbidly obese people, but as long as they buy extra seats to cover their spillage I don't have an issue with them on planes.
That should absolutely be enforced more though. Maybe have fat people sit in a model airplane seat at the gate if the gate attendant thinks they're too fat so they can check for spillage
Like those carry on size check cages
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:12 pm to SidewalkDawg
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Really? I think I would have just said "no"
And get dragged into a fat discrimination lawsuit? Have you seen how much airlines get sued these days?
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:13 pm to el Gaucho
quote:by that logic, large people with large genetics could never eat and still not lose weight. Is that what you are saying? What if fatty only ate one sandwich a day. Would he lose weight?
Most large people have large genetics and can’t lose weight
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:14 pm to TheCaterpillar
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That should absolutely be enforced more though. Maybe have fat people sit in a model airplane seat at the gate if the gate attendant thinks they're too fat so they can check for spillage
Like those carry on size check cages
I love it. If nothing else it will shame them in front of everyone.
This post was edited on 1/21/19 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:15 pm to arcalades
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by that logic, large people with large genetics could never eat and still not lose weight. Is that what you are saying? What if fatty only ate one sandwich a day. Would he lose weight?
When you starve yourself your body shuts down and stops burning calories
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:17 pm to arseinclarse
Brought to you from the world of WTF?!
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:17 pm to el Gaucho
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Most large people have large appetites and can't put the fork down
FIFY
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:19 pm to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
I've missed your offbeat threads
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However, the flight attendants' discomfort then turned to humiliation when he allegedly began moaning in apparent pleasure as the chief attendant wiped his backside while wearing three pairs of latex gloves. Kuo, who was holding onto the passenger to keep in steady, recalled: 'He said: "Oh, mmm, deeper, deeper," and then accused my chief attendant of not properly cleaning his backside, requesting that she do it again.'
One of the other passengers should have beaten his fat arse. This kind of fricktardery happens only because these losers face little to no consequences for their appalling behavior.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:21 pm to tiggerthetooth
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And get dragged into a fat discrimination lawsuit?
pffft. He is asking (demanding?) additional services. They have every right to refuse such an accommodation. Put me on that jury with 11 fatties and at best you will get a hung jury...What if that fat bastard demanded an additional meal or 4? Free liquor?
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:24 pm to arseinclarse
This guy has no sense of dignity whatsoever and is a complete piece of shite for preying on the good nature of that sweet asian girl.
That said, he now has a truthful "that time I got a flight attendant to play with my arse" story.
I would be absolutely furious if I was in business class and they let this tub of goo come up and defile the bathroom.
That said, he now has a truthful "that time I got a flight attendant to play with my arse" story.
I would be absolutely furious if I was in business class and they let this tub of goo come up and defile the bathroom.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:25 pm to arseinclarse
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Fatty demands three airline seats, use of business class lavatory and his arse to be wiped
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by arseinclarse
This is what TD is all about. You've been missed.
This post was edited on 1/21/19 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:27 pm to atxfan
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This guy has no sense of dignity whatsoever and is a complete piece of shite for preying on the good nature of that sweet asian girl.
Probably lives on welfare and feels entitled
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