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re: Fatal attraction: Is your car on the list?

Posted on 11/16/24 at 12:13 pm to
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37893 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 12:13 pm to
Dang...

Not sure if they were at fault, but I bet it wasn't AWD...
Posted by geauxturbo
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
4385 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 12:17 pm to
Dont buy a Jeep, theyre dangerous! Looks at list. Lol bitches. L O L.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6700 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

People knock on Altimas but they're tough cars


They’re built to withstand poor people.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
15775 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

The Altima occupants always walk away. Everyone else is fricked.


In my extensive experience, there is a LOT of truth here
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13399 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 1:12 pm to
What is a Venue?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72746 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Nissan rogue drivers are the worst.

If that POS had any power they would all be dead.
The Rogue is the spiritual SUV equivalent of the Altima.

“Nissan: The Official Vehicles of Poor Decision-Makers™”
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30024 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

VetteGuy


Mine is below yours but not by much.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22899 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 1:17 pm to
I drive a Corolla but it isn't a hybrid so I guess not
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40399 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

They’re built to withstand poor people.

Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33191 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:25 pm to
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My mother owned a Buick Encore.
My mom got her first Buick in 1969. It was a four door Wildcat with a 430 cubic inch V8. It was the 1st car I ever drove.If you were driving 65 and floored it, the four barrel carburetor would kick in and you'd be going 85-90 very quickly. Got my 1st ticket driving it that way. She had two Regals after the Wildcat, before switching to Toyota's in the 80's. .
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26138 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:47 pm to
Looking at that list, I guess I'm not for long on this planet.
Posted by RedmanChew
Member since Jun 2024
447 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:56 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/17/24 at 6:45 am
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103114 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 10:54 pm to
quote:

Nissan rogue drivers are the worst.


Rogue drivers are like rogues in RPGs…

They hit you suddenly from behind, cause you to lose all your shite, and leave you raging at how you just got fricked.
Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
1483 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 11:29 pm to
Nope - no Harleys on this list.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15048 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 3:28 am to
Explanation

Corvette - numbnuts and older white males who take pecker pills
Porsche - tech nerds and afficionados
Buick - drivers who can't see or hear
Kia/Nissan - females who jam with earphones while driving
Mitsubishi - ethic drivers in SoCal who wear bandanas
Tesla - office workers who listen to REM and Coldplay
Hybrids - Female college freshmen and those who voted for Obama once
Dodge Chargers - most likely of the group to be involved in a police chase
Ford Broncos/Bronco Sport - your 30 something son and Uber drivers

Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17898 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 4:14 am to
#13

2011, just got 2 free tires (we asked for the rears to be changed and we ended up with 4 new tires). Besides at home oil changes, Comet hasn't needed anything. I'll drive her till her wheels fall off.
Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
2053 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 4:15 am to
Shocked the mustang isn't on the list.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 7:20 am to
quote:

Where is Nissan Altima?


List is suspect without Altima & Charger.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8930 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 7:34 am to
quote:

The Altima occupants always walk away.


Altimas are the urban equivalent of Toyota Hilux for Taliban.

If the battlefield for terrorist moved to an urban environment, and you could mount a .50 cal on it, Altima would be the sedan Hilux.

They never really die, just get passed down to a shittier driver with the brights stuck on in perpetuity.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9359 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 7:36 am to
One of them yes, model Y
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