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Explosive Diarrhea Cases Double in Louisiana

Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:34 pm
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
2294 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:34 pm
It’s now our . . . number two . . . problem.

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Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
3449 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:39 pm to
Hispanics picking produce
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2500 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:42 pm to
This isn't anything new. Brian Kelly's football teams gave me explosive diarrhea during most of his tenure as the head football coach, especially in his last 2 seasons.
Posted by tiger789
on the bayou
Member since Dec 2008
2620 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:44 pm to




good excuse to put that anticipated diet on hold
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19591 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:45 pm to
55 "cases" who really knows. The sheep watch the MSM and think they're sick from lettuce, or claim to be in order to contact Gordon/Bart/D&D etc..., It's a pig pile for the ambulance chasers and they are loving the MSM being the pied pipers leading the lemmings right to them.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74589 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:46 pm to
Not sure why this is viewed as a bad thing

Diarrhea is a great way to lose weight. Obesity rates are very low in nations where diarrhea is culturally accepted
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178191 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:47 pm to
It’s because the Mexicans shite in the field while they’re picking lettuce
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73431 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:51 pm to
I wonder how many of those cases are attributable to just the normal shitty food people eat.
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3638 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:54 pm to
What about Orgeron and Miles? Did their last few teams give you explosive diarrhea?

What about Kiffin once he actually coaches a game? Will he give you explosive diarrhea?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14773 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:54 pm to
I don’t think I would know the difference if I caught this supposed bug.
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
2294 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

don’t think I would know the difference if I caught this supposed bug.


It’s a moving experience.
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
602 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 4:56 pm to
Stop eating taco hell ???????
Simple enough...
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8803 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

Health officials said cases linked to the diarrhea-causing parasite have doubled in Louisiana since last week, jumping from 23 to 55 cases.


Posted by frankthetank
Member since Oct 2007
2538 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 6:31 pm to
Y'all keep eating that Mexican poop lettuce. I'll keep eating my oreos that have never given me the shits.
Posted by Bayou Warrior 64
Member since Feb 2021
1125 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 6:32 pm to
Too many people eating at Taco Bell.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56410 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 6:47 pm to
Two weeks to flatten the curve....
Posted by adam2000
Central
Member since Sep 2016
1188 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 6:50 pm to
Too bad I dont eat rabbit food.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
23199 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

It’s because the Mexicans shite in the field while they’re picking lettuce


My Dad told me that 50 yrs ago when there was some E Coli outbreak. He spent some time in Cali during WWII when he was training. He lived on a farm growing up and he said all those people out there picking produce aint leaving their row to take a dump...
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
43294 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 7:24 pm to
Posted by jasonbr1975
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2024
2395 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 8:16 pm to
What’s crazy is how they tie it to Taco Bell. To me, it’s always an 80% chance you get explosive diarrhea from Taco Bell even without this Cyclospora!
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