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re: Ever witness an awkward date?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:25 pm to TheIndulger
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:25 pm to TheIndulger
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He was talking about Xbox games, raving loudly about Star Wars, then the nail in the coffin was when he was ranting about how the 99% of rape cases are just women who regret having sex with a guy and press charges.
Dude has no clue about how to talk to women.
You ask about their hopes and desires and interests, then connect them with cool stuff you do. Like travel or play music or write or something interesting.
It's as if they need to teach a class on this.
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Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:27 pm to TheIndulger
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he was ranting about how the 99% of rape cases are just women who regret having sex with a guy and press charges.
Sounds like wishful thinking on his part.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:29 pm to TheIndulger
Sounds like he gets a large amount of pussy thrown at him. Xbox, Star Wars & not siding with women in a general conversation about rape on the first date is all a guy needs to make the panties drop.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:33 pm to doubleb
Small town of Winnsboro, LA....
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:34 pm to Bucktail1
quote:You didn't use the opportunity to get an A w/o doing any homework or projects?
One night, when I was in 7th grade, my parents took us out to eat at this mexican restaurant in a town about an hour away. When we walked in, I saw my history teacher (smoking hot, drove a corvette) and the father of one of our female classmates with their tongues down each others throats. They were both married to other people. He was married to the 6th grade science teacher at the same school (even hotter). They saw me and she calls me to her desk on Monday and begins to tell me not to say a word. So I keep my mouth shut, but of course it gets out, and the 2 hotties GO AT IT in the hall one day at school not long after. Hair pulling, the whole 9 yards.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:36 pm to Hawkeye95
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I saw a woman storm off in the middle of a meal once Not sure what happened there, or if it was a date. She threw down her silverware yelled frick you at him and wlaked out.
I saw a gal jump out of her bf's moving car one time. Not like barely moving, the dude was doing about 15mph when she bailed. she rolled a couple times in the street, jumped up and put a good cussing on him as he was stopping. He drove away, she walked away. No pics, and I didn't give her any sex. I look back on it as a missed opportunity.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:47 pm to TheIndulger
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he was ranting about how the 99% of rape cases are just women who regret having sex with a guy and press charges.
So he was accused of rape?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:49 pm to TheIndulger
When I was in middle school I had met this girl from another school in our town. I didn't know anything about her but she was pretty cute so I started texting her a lot and we ended up setting up a movie date for the next Friday. My buddy wanted in on it too so she invited one of her friends to be his date. Well, as you do when you're 13, we came to school the next day bragging about our hot dates to everyone. It turned out that a few people knew the girl and she was extremely weird. Like notoriously weird. Every day at school that week some new story about her would pop up and I was really starting to have regrets. Of course all my friends thought it was fricking hilarious so they all decided it'd be funny if they all showed up at our movie and sat behind us. My buddy heard about it and he bailed at the last minute. So I had to meet these 2 extremely weird girls at the movie, explain to one of them that her date ditched her, then I had to sit through the movie with 30 people from my class behind us laughing and taking pictures of us. So that was fun
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:54 pm to Sao
quote:Ouch. That's almost as bad as it getting declined in the checkout line at the grocery store after the cashier has bagged up everything
CC declined
Eta: I'd imagine it was pretty awkward when I left my ex sitting at the table at Katie's a while back. I finished my entree and told her I needed to charge my phone in my truck. Rolled out, stuck her with the bill, and ignored her calls for about a half hour while she frantically left messages
This post was edited on 12/11/15 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:54 pm to TheIndulger
Thinking about this thread has reminded me of Ricky Gervais as David Brent in The Office on a first date:
David Brent: This is nice, isn't it.
Brent's First Date: Yeah.
David Brent: See what's on offer. (CHUCKLES)
David Brent: (POINTING TO DATE'S CHEST) Nice.
David Brent: No! Your necklace! I wasn't...
Brent's First Date: Oh!
(BOTH GIGGLE)
David Brent: I don't think so! Although, funny enough, the reason women wear necklaces is to draw attention to the breasts.
Brent's First Date: I don't.
David Brent: No, I mean subconsciously. It sort of...
Brent's First Date: No, I don't. I wear it because my mother gave it to me before she died.
David Brent: Yeah, well, I mean she probably wore it to draw attention to hers and...
Brent's First Date: Sorry, could we not talk about my dead mother's breasts?
David Brent: (SIGHS) Uh... Duck pate. I wasn't being lewd. About...
Brent's First Date: I know.
David Brent: No, I'm just interested in...
Brent's First Date: Breasts.
(CHUCKLES)
David Brent: No. Anthropology. That sort of thing. What signals we give off.
Brent's First Date: I'm not giving off any signals.
David Brent: No, I know. We all are. I saw a programme on the Discovery Channel. Interesting, it was, uh...You know the reason why men are attracted to cleavage? It's because it reminds us of women's buttocks. Because I suppose presumably, when we were cavemen, we used to sort of do you from behind. So we like the...And then we evolved and probably rolled you over to enjoy, when language came in, to either chat or just to look at the breasts that reminded us of the buttocks, in the first place.
Brent's First Date: Can we not talk about breasts full stop?
David Brent: Want a starter?
Brent's First Date: No, let's go straight to the main course.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:56 pm to TheIndulger
Good way to end a date with an annoying bitch
Posted on 12/11/15 at 2:16 pm to TheIndulger
virgin streak continued
Posted on 12/11/15 at 2:23 pm to Mo Jeaux
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This. I was waiting for the big chick was pregnant and it was the third guy's baby or something like that. There's no ending to that story.
No she went back to Clemson. She called me a few weeks later when she was back in town and wanted to get lunch. I meet her at the restaurant and she has a huge cold sore on her lip she kept trying to cover up with her hand. That was also awkward. We texted a few times after that but that was enough for me. She unfriended me on facebook shortly afterward.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 2:26 pm to Grim
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So I had to meet these 2 extremely weird girls at the movie,
Well what was so weird about them? They were hot so who cares.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 2:30 pm to Mootsman
Was at a small italian place with the wife in Hot Springs and we saw a pretty weird one. Couple next to us did not say one word the entire time they were there. Sat down, ordered drinks and food and sat there staring away from eachother. Figured they may have had a fight or something right before arriving but it was incredibly strange.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 2:45 pm to tke857
For all of you young awkward men out there here is a little advice, it's okay to talk about nerdy things to nerdy girls, but know your audience. Some girls do like Star Wars, but don't go over the top with it. Very few like comic books, and even fewer play video games. DON'T TALK ABOUT THESE SUBJECTS ON A FIRST DATE!
You gotta ease women into these subjects. If you jump right into these topics on your first date, you will not be jumping into bed anytime soon. Your life and reality is completely different from theirs, do not make it awkward for them or you.
There is one caveat to this, if you meet a girl at the ComiCon in NOLA in January, feel free to talk about whatever you want. But be careful of intermingling DC and Marvel characters.
You gotta ease women into these subjects. If you jump right into these topics on your first date, you will not be jumping into bed anytime soon. Your life and reality is completely different from theirs, do not make it awkward for them or you.
There is one caveat to this, if you meet a girl at the ComiCon in NOLA in January, feel free to talk about whatever you want. But be careful of intermingling DC and Marvel characters.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 2:48 pm to TheIndulger
If you can't close a deal in
Great, relaxing area.
quote:give it up.
Napa valley
Great, relaxing area.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 2:49 pm to OweO
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not siding with women in a general conversation about rape on the first date is all a guy needs to make the panties drop.
Went on a double date with husband's co worker. The girl he brings on the date is 20, still lives at home with Mom and dad. Niave doesn't begin to describe this poor girl, and this dude has a well earned rep as a major a-hole.
At some point he brings up a story from his college days about his fraternity brothers getting girls too drunk to consent & then screwing them. My husband was also Greek & couldn't believe this jackass was proud of this.
Several other awful comments were made by him throughout the night. At the end of the date, the girl says, "nice to meet you." I told her, "run. Drop this arse."
Another group outing, he heckled a Jewish comedian about the holocaust, then threw up and passed out in a stranger's truck bed. That was the last time we hung out with him.
Last i heard he was being prosecuted for violating a restraining order & not paying child support. He was not a quality individual.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 2:53 pm to TheIndulger
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how the 99% of rape cases are just women who regret having sex with a guy and press charges
He stole my pick up line. Bastard.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 2:58 pm to TheIndulger
My sister went on a date with a guy who claimed he was a doctor. It was going well and she went to the bathroom at the restaurant. She saw the waitress inside and the waitress said "his full name is______ if you want to look him up." He was an executive with a wife and children based on her Google search. She called him out on it. Not fun for him.
Another time she went on a date with a guy who claimed to be 33 when she was 26. She told my mother his name and my mother found out he was actually 45. Sister told him he would have gotten another date if he hadn't lied to her.
I went on a date one time with a delivery room nurse. Very sweet girl but we kept talking about her work which was basically sticking her forearm up trailer trash patients' vaginas and pulling out dead babies and I just couldn't concentrate after hearing that.
Another time she went on a date with a guy who claimed to be 33 when she was 26. She told my mother his name and my mother found out he was actually 45. Sister told him he would have gotten another date if he hadn't lied to her.
I went on a date one time with a delivery room nurse. Very sweet girl but we kept talking about her work which was basically sticking her forearm up trailer trash patients' vaginas and pulling out dead babies and I just couldn't concentrate after hearing that.
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