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Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:48 pm to Topwater Trout
I've been a few awkward dates.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:51 pm to TheIndulger
Once I overheard the details of a first date at a table immediately behind me. The conversation was awkward. He was talking a lot in a strange, forced, uncomfortable manner and she was responding with very brief replies. One of his hobbies was apparently medieval armor and weaponry and he talked about this a good bit.
Then, after a momentary pause, he suddenly says "I have to pee" and gets up quickly to the bathroom. The girl got on her phone and began to bitch out her friend for setting her up on "quite literally the worst date ever."
Then, after a momentary pause, he suddenly says "I have to pee" and gets up quickly to the bathroom. The girl got on her phone and began to bitch out her friend for setting her up on "quite literally the worst date ever."
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:53 pm to TheIndulger
One night, when I was in 7th grade, my parents took us out to eat at this mexican restaurant in a town about an hour away. When we walked in, I saw my history teacher (smoking hot, drove a corvette) and the father of one of our female classmates with their tongues down each others throats. They were both married to other people. He was married to the 6th grade science teacher at the same school (even hotter). They saw me and she calls me to her desk on Monday and begins to tell me not to say a word. So I keep my mouth shut, but of course it gets out, and the 2 hotties GO AT IT in the hall one day at school not long after. Hair pulling, the whole 9 yards.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:53 pm to TheIndulger
This girl I met over new years called me out of the blue and said she and her friend were going to be in town visiting UNCC architecture grad school and we should get drinks. I said sure I'll bring a friend. I call friend A. He says he doesn't want to go. I call his roommate friend B. He says he will go. We meet at this bar and are having a fine time except for my girl is a little thicker then I remember on new years. Next thing I know I get a text from friend A that he is coming to join. Before I could text him back he walks through the door and pulls up a chair at the end of the table. He just sits there the entire time and barely says 5 words over an hour of sitting there. Then he leaves.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:57 pm to Mootsman
That was a lame ending
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:57 pm to wildtigercat93
Sorry bro that's how it happened.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:57 pm to John Keating
When I was in college, I had to go to some function in the French Quarter. I had brought a date and she asked if we could go to Masparo's on Decatur. I had about $20 and a credit card on me. After we ate the meal, I went to pay with my credit card.
Unfortunately for me, I was apparently the only person in New Orleans who didn't know that Masparo's didn't take credit cards -- or at least it seemed that all my friends who I told this story to knew.
I wound up having to call my dad to come down and bring me some cash to pay the bill.
Needless to say, that made the date somewhat awkward.
Unfortunately for me, I was apparently the only person in New Orleans who didn't know that Masparo's didn't take credit cards -- or at least it seemed that all my friends who I told this story to knew.
I wound up having to call my dad to come down and bring me some cash to pay the bill.
Needless to say, that made the date somewhat awkward.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:58 pm to TheIndulger
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he was ranting about how the 99% of rape cases are just women who regret having sex with a guy and press charges. "well, you're certainly entitled to your opinion," was her response. I was trying so hard not to laugh.
did he then offer her a drink?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:59 pm to TheIndulger
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Ever witness a bad date like this?
Witnessed? I lived them.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:02 pm to Mootsman
I mean, did the thick one suck your cock or give you a handy or something? It can't possibly have ended with him leaving if you all were still there.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:04 pm to wildtigercat93
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That was a lame ending
I liked it. That sounds like a really awkward friend
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:04 pm to southernelite
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I mean, did the thick one suck your cock or give you a handy or something? It can't possibly have ended with him leaving if you all were still there.
This. I was waiting for the big chick was pregnant and it was the third guy's baby or something like that. There's no ending to that story.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:08 pm to southernelite
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I mean, did the thick one suck your cock or give you a handy or something? It can't possibly have ended with him leaving if you all were still there
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Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:13 pm to Interweb Cowboy
i saw a breakup at a restaurant. they were sitting right next to us. hard to listen/watch. It was pretty epic.
I saw a woman storm off in the middle of a meal once Not sure what happened there, or if it was a date. She threw down her silverware yelled frick you at him and wlaked out.
I saw a woman storm off in the middle of a meal once Not sure what happened there, or if it was a date. She threw down her silverware yelled frick you at him and wlaked out.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:15 pm to TheIndulger
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Cicchio
Great restaurant. Nothing like a good negroni with a rape dicussion.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:18 pm to TheIndulger
This guy finally grew up huh?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:22 pm to Foot
Oh nice, I see you live nearby. Yeah, we got cauliflower and a pizza, both were really good. Then went to the dive next door for some whisky.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:23 pm to TheIndulger
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It seemed like she was into him at first but the conversations they were having began to get rather distracting. He was talking about Xbox games, raving loudly about Star Wars, then the nail in the coffin was when he was ranting about how the 99% of rape cases are just women who regret having sex with a guy and press charges. "well, you're certainly entitled to your opinion," was her response. I was trying so hard not to laugh.
Did he call her m'lady?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:24 pm to Bucktail1
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One night, when I was in 7th grade, my parents took us out to eat at this mexican restaurant in a town about an hour away. When we walked in, I saw my history teacher (smoking hot, drove a corvette) and the father of one of our female classmates with their tongues down each others throats. They were both married to other people. He was married to the 6th grade science teacher at the same school (even hotter). They saw me and she calls me to her desk on Monday and begins to tell me not to say a word. So I keep my mouth shut, but of course it gets out, and the 2 hotties GO AT IT in the hall one day at school not long after. Hair pulling, the whole 9 yards.
Where in the world did you go to school. When I was in 7th grade there were no hot teachers and you're telling me you had two!!!!!
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