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re: Ever snuck into a Hampton Inn or other hotel for free breakfast?

Posted on 6/19/23 at 4:38 pm to
Posted by Speckled
Member since Oct 2013
115 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 4:38 pm to
I’m with you. Much better facilities.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85698 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 4:39 pm to
No but once I was out of town and the hotel was booked up so i drove up the exit ramp for the parking garage and slept in my car in their garage. Felt that was safer than just on the street.

This was at a hilton.
This post was edited on 6/19/23 at 4:41 pm
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
5159 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 4:39 pm to
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No but being in outside sales it’s a great place to take a dump


Hotel lobby bathrooms are a great place to take a #2 on the road. That's where the desk manager goes, so you know its going to be clean.

Also at JFK I have been known to hop on random hotel shuttles from the terminal if my hotel isn't fast enough. As long as you get on a van going within a block of your hotel. Easy.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37894 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 4:52 pm to
I had a friend who'd come to town on business occasionally and call two of our friends to meet him at his hotel for breakfast. They never paid.

One day one of the guys gets the day wrong. Sits and eats his breakfast anyway.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17898 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 4:54 pm to
No, stealing is a step down from rape and murder. Taking of something that isn't yours. Screw thieves.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148180 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 4:57 pm to
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No, stealing is a step down from rape

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Taking of something that isn't yours. Screw thieves.
like taking the booty?
Posted by Hammond Tiger Fan
Hammond
Member since Oct 2007
16408 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:03 pm to
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I only sneak into hotels to poop on roadtrips.


I tried to do this one time and the clerk questioned me if I was a guest, asked for my room number and to see my room key. The damn closest gas station bathroom was so damn filthy it looked like it had shite plastered all over the damn walls.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:04 pm to
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I've done this over 20 times when picking up a boss or coworker who was staying at such a place. My favourite moment was I smoothly timed my entrance into a swanky Marriott lounge and had quality scrambled eggs, a boutique cappuccino, bacon and fruit while my boss was eating a shitty continental breakfast outside with the peasants. He was so blown away by my chutzpah when he saw me wrapping up my free meal, lads.



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SirWinston

Yeah this never happened.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3341 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:41 pm to
I stop there when I travel to have a BM in a nice, clean bathroom sans urine on the floor.
Posted by Geauxmbo
Member since Jan 2018
539 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:41 pm to
Used to go to a staybridge across university to do laundry for free and have breakfast. Stay past 12p and they had two free beers. Walked in like I belonged...was never questioned.

Cheap AF move but college days so don't give AF times.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26399 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:44 pm to
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Hampton Inn. Breakfast


Their breakfast sucks.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:51 pm to
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Their breakfast sucks.


Not if it’s free
Posted by NOLAVOL16
Member since Jan 2022
898 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:54 pm to
I usually book Embassy Suites when traveling with the family just because the free breakfast would cost at least $60 at IHOP.
Posted by threeputtforbogie
Addison, TX
Member since Sep 2017
976 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:55 pm to
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Never purely for breakfast, but will use their restrooms on a road trip.


Don’t tell too many about this. I’ve used this tactic a few times.
Posted by Hubbhogg
Our AD Sucks
Member since Dec 2010
13547 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 6:18 pm to
I mean I stop to shite at Hampton Inn's, why not grab breakfast after I finish?
This post was edited on 6/19/23 at 6:19 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72757 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 6:23 pm to
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On one trip to Europe years ago and for nearly 7 years from 2006-2013 I was able to travel around Europe and stay in motels that offered what passes for breakfast in Europe. Bread of several varieties, hard boiled eggs, cold cuts and a variety of cheese. Those of you who know some shite know that a sandwich ain't nothing more than some bread, cold cuts and cheese...make about 4 extra sandwiches per person every morning, get a beer and eat sandwiches all day...my wife and I spent nearly a month in Europe in 1996 and spent less than $3k all in...we ate sandwiches in parks and in front of monuments with a cheap bottle of wine or a couple of bottles of beer or water....can't really make a sandwich at a US motel lobby breakfast....
I’m glad you enjoyed this experience.

For me, that sounds not fun.

“I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor, I like rich better.”
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100355 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 6:29 pm to
I don’t see an issue with it but I’ve never done it.

They throw a lot of that food away anyways
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135830 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 6:30 pm to
Would be easy to do, but I wouldn't do it
Posted by Geauxmbo
Member since Jan 2018
539 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 6:40 pm to
They just fricked up with the balloon...
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 6/19/23 at 8:18 pm to
i did it once and words cannot convey how much you feel like a pathetic piece of shite

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