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re: Ever Had Food poisoning? It’s sucks
Posted on 6/29/26 at 8:50 am to Loup
Posted on 6/29/26 at 8:50 am to Loup
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the worst part of it is when you're sitting on the toilet and have to lean over to puke into the bathtub because you can't get off of the toilet.
I think shitting yourself while you’re puking is worse…at least from my experience.
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Posted on 6/29/26 at 8:51 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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I couldn't keep anything down and it was coming out of both ends nonstop.
1990, I ended up just taking off my clothes and laying in the tub. Wash off ever so often. Finally went to OLOL ER.
Posted on 6/29/26 at 8:53 am to Tempratt
Yep.
Lucky for me it fully manifested right when I arrived at the resort on an out of the country vacation. Over the course of 4 days I left the hotel room from a grand total of 20 minutes. I ate one slice of toast on the entire trip. I threw up no less than 30 times over that period. By the end, it was nothing but bile and specks of blood. That was when I wasn't shitting liquid. I had a pounding headache for 4 straight days. I couldn't sleep more than 45 minutes at a time. The worst part was my wife and kids were in the room. I was terrified they would get sick (I initially thought it was a stomach virus). I was terrified I would have to go to a hospital in a foreign country and be quarantined. I also shite in every pair of underwear I had. Not on purpose. It was just unexpectedly happen in the middle of the night while I was trying to sleep.
Then, after the days of constant puking/shitting stopped, I had 3 days of the worst and most painful bloating I've ever had in my entire life. I felt like one of those hungry African children you see on feed the children commercials. It was so bad that it hurt to walk. The final "boss" was miserable constipation for 4 days in rebound to the opposite gastro issues. The illness totally wrecked my GI system for (in hindsight) several weeks. I lost 13 pounds in less than a week (and I'm not overweight). At one point I vividly recall sitting on the toilet in the middle of the night trying to force out something seemingly the size of a turkey leg thinking "I now understand how Elvis died".
Frankly, I probably should have been in a hospital.
Lucky for me it fully manifested right when I arrived at the resort on an out of the country vacation. Over the course of 4 days I left the hotel room from a grand total of 20 minutes. I ate one slice of toast on the entire trip. I threw up no less than 30 times over that period. By the end, it was nothing but bile and specks of blood. That was when I wasn't shitting liquid. I had a pounding headache for 4 straight days. I couldn't sleep more than 45 minutes at a time. The worst part was my wife and kids were in the room. I was terrified they would get sick (I initially thought it was a stomach virus). I was terrified I would have to go to a hospital in a foreign country and be quarantined. I also shite in every pair of underwear I had. Not on purpose. It was just unexpectedly happen in the middle of the night while I was trying to sleep.
Then, after the days of constant puking/shitting stopped, I had 3 days of the worst and most painful bloating I've ever had in my entire life. I felt like one of those hungry African children you see on feed the children commercials. It was so bad that it hurt to walk. The final "boss" was miserable constipation for 4 days in rebound to the opposite gastro issues. The illness totally wrecked my GI system for (in hindsight) several weeks. I lost 13 pounds in less than a week (and I'm not overweight). At one point I vividly recall sitting on the toilet in the middle of the night trying to force out something seemingly the size of a turkey leg thinking "I now understand how Elvis died".
Frankly, I probably should have been in a hospital.
Posted on 6/29/26 at 8:56 am to Tempratt
El Cabo Verde in Shreveport. Never again.
Posted on 6/29/26 at 9:00 am to W2NOMO
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I ended up just taking off my clothes and laying in the tub
I did this too Just shaking between being hot and the chills, then getting up to puke and shite again, then laying back down.
I was in the tub without water trying to nap in case I just shite without warning.
I got an IV after the expulsion was over. My stomach and back muscles hurt for a week. I had red blood vessels on my face from straining so hard, almost looked like acne or bad complexion.
To this day, I am not sure what caused it. I was grazing all sorts of food at a Super Bowl party, but so was everyone else and no one else got sick.
Posted on 6/29/26 at 9:01 am to Tempratt
1st We caught our own crawfish one year and cooked them, the next day I was spraying from both ends and felt like I had the flu.
2nd was working from home and got hungry, made a sandwich out of some turkey meat I found in the fridge, the same day I was spraying from both ends and felt like I had the flu.
You will feel like you ae dying from the inside out
2nd was working from home and got hungry, made a sandwich out of some turkey meat I found in the fridge, the same day I was spraying from both ends and felt like I had the flu.
You will feel like you ae dying from the inside out
Posted on 6/29/26 at 9:05 am to Tempratt
Thought I was dead for two days.
However, for the next six months, I was unstoppable.
However, for the next six months, I was unstoppable.
Posted on 6/29/26 at 9:09 am to Tempratt
Chicken from Applebee's for me.
The first time in my life I was willing of my own free will to even entertain the idea of going to the hospital. Sitting on the throne with a waste bucket on my lap...dripping with sweat...cramps so bad I couldn't sit up straight. Fortunately in my case, the symptoms cleared pretty quickly once I barfed and shat my way through it.
The first time in my life I was willing of my own free will to even entertain the idea of going to the hospital. Sitting on the throne with a waste bucket on my lap...dripping with sweat...cramps so bad I couldn't sit up straight. Fortunately in my case, the symptoms cleared pretty quickly once I barfed and shat my way through it.
Posted on 6/29/26 at 9:21 am to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:Slight Aggie tinge to this post….
Worst case of it I ever had was when I went to San Francisco once during college.
I couldn't keep anything down and it was coming out of both ends nonstop.
Posted on 6/29/26 at 9:23 am to Tempratt
Yes and ended up in the hospital from fricking rice that was left out. No amount of reheating killed whatever bacteria (can't remember what the hospital called it) the next day. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. And my stomach/intestines haven't been the same sense and that was 11 years ago.
Posted on 6/29/26 at 9:41 am to Tempratt
I made a mistake of getting the 10 chicken nuggets for a dollar from Burger King years ago. I was on the road and in a pinch and needed some protein fast, and it was the next restaurant I saw.
Let's just say that deals like that truly are too good to be true. There's always a hidden cost. The hidden cost in this case was my insides turning into liquid magma.
Let's just say that deals like that truly are too good to be true. There's always a hidden cost. The hidden cost in this case was my insides turning into liquid magma.
Posted on 6/29/26 at 9:42 am to CrappyPants
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Yes and ended up in the hospital from fricking rice that was left out. No amount of reheating killed whatever bacteria (can't remember what the hospital called it) the next day. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. And my stomach/intestines haven't been the same sense and that was 11 years ago.
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CrappyPants
Checks out.
Posted on 6/29/26 at 9:45 am to Tempratt
Once. Had bad fish at a restaurant. Thought I was gonna die. Have never been that sick in my life.
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