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re: Embarrassing things you innocently said or did as a youngster
Posted on 11/14/20 at 6:49 pm to TigerBR1111
Posted on 11/14/20 at 6:49 pm to TigerBR1111
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had a little girlfriend named Stephanie in 6th grade who thought it would be a good idea if our mothers met. We planned and had a nice little lunch together with both mothers at Piccadilly. After we got in the car my mom remarked that Stephanie’s mom “wears a lot of makeup”. Later Stephanie called me and asked what my mom thought of her mom. I innocently replied “ She thinks your mom wears a lot of makeup” Stephanie left the phone for a minute came back and said “ My mom says “Thanks a lot!”” Thinking nothing more of it my mom came to me a few days later with a strange look on her face. She asked with an incredulous voice “ Why did you tell Stephanie I said her mom wears a lot of makeup “? Confused as to why this bothered mom I said “ I don’t know but she said “Thanks a lot!”” Mom just threw her arms up and walked away. Any other embarrassing stories out there like this one? had a little girlfriend named Stephanie in 6th grade who thought it would be a good idea if our mothers met. We planned and had a nice little lunch together with both mothers at Piccadilly. After we got in the car my mom remarked that Stephanie’s mom “wears a lot of makeup”. Later Stephanie called me and asked what my mom thought of her mom. I innocently replied “ She thinks your mom wears a lot of makeup” Stephanie left the phone for a minute came back and said “ My mom says “Thanks a lot!”” Thinking nothing more of it my mom came to me a few days later with a strange look on her face. She asked with an incredulous voice “ Why did you tell Stephanie I said her mom wears a lot of makeup “? Confused as to why this bothered mom I said “ I don’t know but she said “Thanks a lot!”” Mom just threw her arms up and walked away. Any other embarrassing stories out there like this one? had a little girlfriend named Stephanie in 6th grade who thought it would be a good idea if our mothers met.
We planned and had a nice little lunch together with both mothers at Piccadilly. After we got in the car my mom remarked that Stephanie’s mom “wears a lot of makeup”. Later Stephanie called me and asked what my mom thought of her mom. I innocently replied “ She thinks your mom wears a lot of makeup” Stephanie left the phone for a minute came back and said “ My mom says “Thanks a lot!””
Thinking nothing more of it my mom came to me a few days later with a strange look on her face. She asked with an incredulous voice “ Why did you tell Stephanie I said her mom wears a lot of makeup “?
Confused as to why this bothered mom I said “ I don’t know but she said “Thanks a lot!””
Mom just threw her arms up and walked away.
Any other embarrassing stories out there like this one?
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Posted on 11/14/20 at 6:51 pm to TigerBR1111
Thought that "jacking off" and "jacking around" were the same thing.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 6:52 pm to TigerBR1111
I grew up on Marine bases and was taught all the etiquette associated with being an officer's kid. One afternoon, my mother had the base general's wife over at the house for a visit.
I hop out of the shower, buck naked, and stroll through the living room. My mother says "chin, haven't you forgotten something?" I stopped, turned to look at the general's wife, and said "Good afternoon, Mrs. Heitzler" and strolled on.
I hop out of the shower, buck naked, and stroll through the living room. My mother says "chin, haven't you forgotten something?" I stopped, turned to look at the general's wife, and said "Good afternoon, Mrs. Heitzler" and strolled on.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 6:52 pm to PrivatePublic
quote:You hit puberty in preschool?
not gonna lie, the first time i did that and something wet and sticky came out i was like "what the frick? well this pleasure is ruined!"
Posted on 11/14/20 at 7:12 pm to chinhoyang
Drank a mouthful of urine because I thought it was Lipton sweet tea. My buddy needed to pee so I was going to chug the tea and give him the empty bottle. Word got around school rather quickly.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 7:18 pm to chinhoyang
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hop out of the shower, buck naked, and stroll through the living room. My mother says "chin, haven't you forgotten something?" I stopped, turned to look at the general's wife, and said "Good afternoon, Mrs. Heitzler" and strolled on.
That's BIG dick energy.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 7:27 pm to TigerBR1111
I asked another kid what a “n****r” was in elementary school. Yikes.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 7:30 pm to TigerBR1111
Wore saints gear
Posted on 11/14/20 at 7:31 pm to red sox fan 13
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I asked another kid what a “n****r” was in elementary school. Yikes.
I knew what that was by pre school
Posted on 11/14/20 at 7:32 pm to TigerBR1111
Had sex with my stepsister.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 8:34 pm to TigerBR1111
High school basketball practice, coach's toddler son was present . Saw what I thought was a pecan lying on the floor right in a spot where a blinding sun was shining on the floor. I picked up what I thought was the pecan only to realize it was not. Yep, Coach Jr. had dropped a little deuce where the sun shined. The young deuce dropper grew up to be an All SEC tennis player at LSU.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 8:39 pm to TigerBR1111
This is weird ...
The school I went to for 2nd and 3rd grade had this whole school dance recital thing every year. Everyone had to take part. So, in 3rd grade I was sick a lot, so one time I was at school we were standing in our lines waiting to do the stupid dances and I farted really, really loud. Like everyone jumped away from me, it must've broke the sound barrier or something.
Then all of a sudden everyone laughed and started making farting noises. No one talked to me for the rest of the day, but everyone had forgotten about it the next day. Except one girl named Abby ... she didn't wear underwear or shorts under her uniform skirt (yes in 3rd grade) and she'd flash me and fart whenever she could.
I changed schools the next year, part of me used to think it was so I could get away from her.
The school I went to for 2nd and 3rd grade had this whole school dance recital thing every year. Everyone had to take part. So, in 3rd grade I was sick a lot, so one time I was at school we were standing in our lines waiting to do the stupid dances and I farted really, really loud. Like everyone jumped away from me, it must've broke the sound barrier or something.
Then all of a sudden everyone laughed and started making farting noises. No one talked to me for the rest of the day, but everyone had forgotten about it the next day. Except one girl named Abby ... she didn't wear underwear or shorts under her uniform skirt (yes in 3rd grade) and she'd flash me and fart whenever she could.
I changed schools the next year, part of me used to think it was so I could get away from her.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 8:44 pm to GreenRockTiger
If little Abby was flashing you in 3rd grade, I wonder what she’s up to now?
Posted on 11/14/20 at 8:46 pm to BayouBengal23
I found my MawMaws old school douche. I thought it was one of those old type ice packs and filled it up with water and walked into her living room with it on Christmas. I was not embarrassed at the time (I was as 8) but I sure as hell am now.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 8:50 pm to TigerBR1111
Not sure the age, but I had recently watched crocodile Dundee and when he kills the monster croc, he says bloody bastard. Was in the truck with my mom, turned around to see a car behind us and said “that bloody bastard is following us”. She was not happy
Posted on 11/14/20 at 8:50 pm to TigerBR1111
I wiped shite on my forehead once. The TP was like cotton candy, the bathroom had no AC, and it was August in Louisiana. In short, I took a shite in the sweat box, attempted to wipe my arse with see-through single ply, wiped the sweat off of my forehead, replaced (unknowingly) the sweat with a streak of shite, and went back out to the playground. I was like 4 years old. To be fair, we were playing with matchbox cars around the base of a live oak in a dust bin, so I’m pretty sure I dusted my forehead clean with dirt. My friends didn’t seem to mind one way or the other. The ultimate “who gives a shite” story. So when someone says, “you’re such a shithead,” they really have no idea how true that statement is.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 9:07 pm to TigerBR1111
I was around 5 years old and heard some high schoolers singing;
Old McDonald sitting on a bench
Beating his meat with a monkey wrench
Missed his meat hit his balls
Pissed all over his overalls
I had no Idea what beating his meat meant but the part about hitting his balls and peeing on his overalls was very funny to me. When I got home I told my brother the rhyme I had heard, well his dumbass tells it to my mother who tells my dad what we were saying. My dad questions me about it and I deny saying it so I got my arse tore up even though I didn't have a clue why.
Old McDonald sitting on a bench
Beating his meat with a monkey wrench
Missed his meat hit his balls
Pissed all over his overalls
I had no Idea what beating his meat meant but the part about hitting his balls and peeing on his overalls was very funny to me. When I got home I told my brother the rhyme I had heard, well his dumbass tells it to my mother who tells my dad what we were saying. My dad questions me about it and I deny saying it so I got my arse tore up even though I didn't have a clue why.
This post was edited on 11/14/20 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 11/14/20 at 9:17 pm to TigerBR1111
My grandmother had a friend who was huge. I was about five, and I asked her how she fit in her car.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 9:18 pm to red sox fan 13
I was probably about 6 or 7 years old.....
I woke up early one morning and the garbage was being picked up outside. I was knocking on our bay window waving at the garbage man who happened to be black saying “Hi n****r”. It woke my mother up and she proceeded to beat the snot out of me. She didn’t really care that I didn’t know what that word meant. I just thought from the listening to the older kids in my neighborhood that that was what you called the guys that picked up the garbage.
I woke up early one morning and the garbage was being picked up outside. I was knocking on our bay window waving at the garbage man who happened to be black saying “Hi n****r”. It woke my mother up and she proceeded to beat the snot out of me. She didn’t really care that I didn’t know what that word meant. I just thought from the listening to the older kids in my neighborhood that that was what you called the guys that picked up the garbage.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 9:19 pm to TigerBR1111
About 6 years old, found a dildo in parents bedroom. They were in the living room with family visiting. I came in with a big dong on my forehead claiming to be a unicorn. Well, hell I thought it was pretty funny ;)
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