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Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:09 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Went to take a picture of a thot on snapchat to send to my buddies. Flash and sound was on.
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Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:15 am to nguyt518
Went to a public pool for the first when I was 12. I got confused by the shower off before entering pool sign in the locker room. I thought it was odd there were no stalls for the shower. I got buck naked anyway and showered. My brother walked in and laughed his arse off and told more people to come to the locker room.
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:18 am to bigwheel
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DON'T TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANITE, COVER YOUR arse
THAT'S A VERY CONCRETE ASSERTION.
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:23 am to JudgeHolden
I was in the middle of a fight in 4th grade and suddenly I heard my mom yelling at me to stop fighting.
In addition to the embarrassment of getting busted by my mom, she was wearing a clown costume compete with the red nose and everything. (It was close to Halloween and she was a preschool teacher.)
In addition to the embarrassment of getting busted by my mom, she was wearing a clown costume compete with the red nose and everything. (It was close to Halloween and she was a preschool teacher.)
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:24 am to dbeck
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In addition to the embarrassment of getting busted by my mom, she was wearing a clown costume compete with the red nose and everything.
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:24 am to dbeck
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I was in the middle of a fight in 4th grade and suddenly I heard my mom yelling at me to stop fighting.
In addition to the embarrassment of getting busted by my mom, she was wearing a clown costume compete with the red nose and everything. (It was close to Halloween and she was a preschool teacher.)
quote:Checks Out
Arkansas Fan
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:26 am to Brazos
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Subtle brag about sports car and whipping arse.
I didn't think it was all that subtle.
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:27 am to JudgeHolden
The place I worked at was having a staff meeting, and as people were piling into the conference room, I was getting some coffee and dropped a sugar packet. When I bent over to pick it up, I let out a pretty loud fart that I know a lot of people heard. I acted like nothing had happened but I am sure I was beet red in the face. As I walked to one of the tables to sit down people just gave me a knowing look as I passed by. No one ever said anything about it, though.
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:37 am to JudgeHolden
About 4 years ago I slipped on a wet floor in the Rouses on tchoupitoulas and coasted right into one of the checkout lines--it was slammed that day too. Looked like frickin Pete Rose hitting the bag.
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:47 am to JudgeHolden
Superdome men's room. I don't know if they still have these, but they had those big round things in the middle where you could wash your hands. It looked kind of like a big tub. Well I was about 10 or 11 and it was pretty crowded in there. I thought it was new urinal. I confidently pissed into it with everyone there. Some man asked me what I was doing and told me that was for handwashing.
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Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:47 am to JackieTreehorn
Early in my career, I worked at a place that had an office game they would play on Friday afternoons. It was basically four square with a tennis ball and a few quirky rules.
Managers through secretaries would play, and Fridays at lunch, the smack talk would start for the 4:00 tournament. The thing was, that upper management had no idea.
It would get really competitive. One afternoon, I was still sort of new and I was feeling really competitive and was on fire. Got to the semifinals and ended up stepping on a tennis ball in dress shoes and falling backwards and hitting my head on the floor. I ended up with a concussion and my manager (a baw from NOLA) basically shut the whole thing down. He later told me that the entire office thought they were going to be fired and everyone had the shittiest weekend possible because no one knew me and was worried that I might be either (a) seriously hurt and they could not hide that or (b) would let upper management know.
Of course, I'm like, wouldn't I have been fired as well? I kept my mouth shut, but we never played again.
Managers through secretaries would play, and Fridays at lunch, the smack talk would start for the 4:00 tournament. The thing was, that upper management had no idea.
It would get really competitive. One afternoon, I was still sort of new and I was feeling really competitive and was on fire. Got to the semifinals and ended up stepping on a tennis ball in dress shoes and falling backwards and hitting my head on the floor. I ended up with a concussion and my manager (a baw from NOLA) basically shut the whole thing down. He later told me that the entire office thought they were going to be fired and everyone had the shittiest weekend possible because no one knew me and was worried that I might be either (a) seriously hurt and they could not hide that or (b) would let upper management know.
Of course, I'm like, wouldn't I have been fired as well? I kept my mouth shut, but we never played again.
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:49 am to LSUTANGERINE
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Superdome men's room. I don't know if they still have these, but they had those big round things in the middle where you could wash your hands. It looked kind of like a big tub. Well I was about 10 or 11 and it was pretty crowded in there. I thought it was new urinal. I confidently pissed into it with everyone there. Some man asked me what I was doing and told me that was for handwashing.
that's great, I literally just LOL'd in my office
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:56 am to JudgeHolden
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shiny sports car
Were you wearing this
Posted on 6/9/17 at 10:04 am to JudgeHolden
In college my buddies and I were walking back from a dining hall. We were messing around and my buddy grabbed my hat and threw it on a football field that had a waist high fence around it. Seeing that one part was partially collapsed I decided to Neo from the Matrix over that mofo. Needless to say the fence wasn't as solid as I hoped and I busted my arse pretty good in front of a lot of people.
Posted on 6/9/17 at 10:09 am to dbeck
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In addition to the embarrassment of getting busted by my mom, she was wearing a clown costume compete with the red nose and everything.
Is your name Dale by any chance?
Posted on 6/9/17 at 10:09 am to JudgeHolden
I've actually done pretty much the same exact thing.
Was sitting at a red light. My attention was diverted to something on the floorboard. I guess my foot inadvertently lightened on the brake pedal, and the car rolled backward making contact with car behind me.
I naturally assumed the guy behind me rear ended me. We both got out of our cars. The other guy said, "You know you hit me, right?"
I must've had a really confused look on my face as I said, "No I didn't. You hit me." The other guy clearly thought I was on drugs or mentally impaired as he slipped back into his car without saying another word and drove off.
Was sitting at a red light. My attention was diverted to something on the floorboard. I guess my foot inadvertently lightened on the brake pedal, and the car rolled backward making contact with car behind me.
I naturally assumed the guy behind me rear ended me. We both got out of our cars. The other guy said, "You know you hit me, right?"
I must've had a really confused look on my face as I said, "No I didn't. You hit me." The other guy clearly thought I was on drugs or mentally impaired as he slipped back into his car without saying another word and drove off.
Posted on 6/9/17 at 10:12 am to JudgeHolden
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in my shiny sports car
Your Miata isn't a sports car brah
Posted on 6/9/17 at 10:31 am to JudgeHolden
No one is impressed by your Chrysler Sebring.
Posted on 6/9/17 at 10:37 am to AbitaFan08
I did something a bit different but equally embarrasing. I was at a red light on Bluebonnet in front of the mall. One car in front of me. A hot girl pulls into the turning lane right next to me. As I'm checking her out and trying to not be too obvious and creepy about it, her light apparently turns green. She takes off. Still looking at her out the corner of my eye, I take off. SMASH! Right into the back of the car in front of me still stopped at our red light. I felt like such a fool.
This post was edited on 6/9/17 at 10:38 am
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