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Elon Musk: Neuralink has implanted first brain chip in a human
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:19 pm
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:19 pm
Elon Musk’s startup Neuralink implants chip into brain of first human test subject
NYP - Brain Chip
The US Food and Drug Administration last year greenlit human trials of the company’s brain chips after Neuralink performed hundreds of tests on pigs, sheep and monkeys — and was called out for animal abuse by animal rights groups in the process.
Elon Musk says no primates died as a result of Neuralink’s implants. A WIRED investigation now reveals the grisly specifics of their deaths as US authorities have been asked to investigate Musk’s claims.
The Gruesome Story of How Neuralink’s Monkeys Actually Died
NYP - Brain Chip
The US Food and Drug Administration last year greenlit human trials of the company’s brain chips after Neuralink performed hundreds of tests on pigs, sheep and monkeys — and was called out for animal abuse by animal rights groups in the process.
Elon Musk says no primates died as a result of Neuralink’s implants. A WIRED investigation now reveals the grisly specifics of their deaths as US authorities have been asked to investigate Musk’s claims.
The Gruesome Story of How Neuralink’s Monkeys Actually Died
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Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:21 pm to iPleadDaFif
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:22 pm to iPleadDaFif
Very interested in this
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:23 pm to iPleadDaFif
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:24 pm to iPleadDaFif
now pornbots can dm straight to your brain
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:29 pm to iPleadDaFif
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It also said a surgeon would remove part of the test patient’s skull before a 7-foot-tall robot named R1 would take over to implant 64 threads lined with electrodes into their brain.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:31 pm to iPleadDaFif
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A WIRED investigation now reveals the grisly specifics of their deaths as US authorities have been asked to investigate Musk’s claims.
Boy, all he had to do was criticize Biden and he went from champ to chump. Overnight... People went just completely unhinged on him. Pure hatred in their hearts.
Hopefully nobody from Wired ever needs a neural implant that could solve scores of problems for themselves. They should be excluded forever.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:42 pm to iPleadDaFif
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Elon Musk: Neuralink has implanted first brain chip in a human
the dimrats had the vaxx
trumps america will have elon, so anyone with TDS can get cured with his chips
This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:45 pm to keakar
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the dimrats had the vaxx
It was literally developed entirely under Trump during Operation Warp Speed and he, today, calls himself the Father of the Vaccine.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:50 pm to iPleadDaFif
And the transhumanism ball continues to roll.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:56 pm to iPleadDaFif
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A WIRED investigation now reveals the grisly specifics of their deaths as US authorities have been asked to investigate Musk’s claims.
Didn't we kill a frickton of monkeys during space research?
Aren't monkeys and chimps killed all the time by big pharma?
But now it's some huge issue?
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:58 pm to Chad504boy
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Joe Biden?
No.
Fetterman.
It's been quite an improvement.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:59 pm to fr33manator
I don’t love primate research.
But I do think, despite all the paranoia over it, the work musk is doing on Neuralink could be human history changing stuff.
But I do think, despite all the paranoia over it, the work musk is doing on Neuralink could be human history changing stuff.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:00 pm to iPleadDaFif
Oh hellzzzzzzz no.
I’m sure there is absolutely no way, that a chip could not possible be controlled or manipulated once in the brain.
I wouldnt volunteer for that for any sort of money
I’m sure there is absolutely no way, that a chip could not possible be controlled or manipulated once in the brain.
I wouldnt volunteer for that for any sort of money
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:00 pm to iPleadDaFif
This post was edited on 4/5/24 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:08 pm to Fun Bunch
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Fun Bunch
you are ate up with it
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:57 pm to iPleadDaFif
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:59 pm to iPleadDaFif
So I guess the political storm over stem cell research was all about nothing?
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:59 pm to iPleadDaFif
Not a chance in hell I'd willingly be one of the first guinea pigs on this one and have ol' Elon get bored and hack my brain and make me jack off in the Publix produce section whilst I'm trying to pick out a cantaloupe. No sir.
This post was edited on 1/29/24 at 10:01 pm
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