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re: Elizabeth Hurley vs Salma Hayek (NSFW)

Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:00 pm to
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5304 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:00 pm to
Dafuq is this?

A HAM SAMMICH VS JESSICA ALBA



Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22163 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:01 pm to
Not difficult at all, Salma wins easily.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30099 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:11 pm to
I'd trade out of the first pick for more draft choices. Maybe add a Marisa Tomei or Shania Twain to go with the second pick.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16877 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

I’d say Hurley because Hayek won’t be able to escape them hispanic genes too much longer.


Salma is 56…..

So how much longer does she have before them “Hispanic” genes kick in?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35088 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Easily Hayek and you didn’t even post a picture of her


Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
17981 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:14 pm to
Any day now.
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:17 pm to
Hurley if I had to choose but hitting both at the same time would be optimal
Posted by YeastExtract
Member since Jul 2021
252 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:18 pm to
Hurley doesn’t give head. I’m willing to bet my life Salma will suck the soul out of you - winner by default
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

So how much longer does she have before them “Hispanic” genes kick in?



you guys are some dumbasses, if it ain't happened by fiddy-six it probably won't happen
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9454 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:23 pm to
How old is Diane Lane?
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14962 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by TIGERHOLD
Orleans Parish
Member since Mar 2022
1031 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:27 pm to
Hayek, easily.

Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34471 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
3754 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:35 pm to
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Pisco you’re an idiot


I prove that with every thread I start. Pics added
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
11917 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:40 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35088 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:42 pm to
Hayek seems like she needs to wash her hands extra good after she rubs one out.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46413 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:44 pm to
I’m picking Hurley because I have a want to be Eskimo bros with a president
This post was edited on 4/25/23 at 9:45 pm
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6411 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:47 pm to
Meat is for the man. Bone is for the dog.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

I have a want to be Eskimo bros with a president



Jimmy Carter did her too???
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9457 posts
Posted on 4/25/23 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

Hurley doesn’t give head.


How tf could you possibly know this?
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