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Elephant kills 70 year old Indian woman; returns to her funeral to desecrate her corpse
Posted on 6/13/22 at 9:59 am
Posted on 6/13/22 at 9:59 am
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Man, she must have done something to that elephant.
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An elephant in eastern India killed a 70-year-old woman and then returned to her funeral to trample her corpse. The incident occurred in Odisha state on Thursday, police said. Maya Murmu was at a tube well drawing water in Mayurbhanj district’s Raipal village when the wild elephant appeared out of nowhere.
After being trampled, Ms Murmu was taken to hospital where she died from her injuries, police officer Lopamudra Nayak was quoted as saying to the Press Trust of India news agency. Reports said when family members gathered for the funeral and were in the middle of performing last rites, the same elephant appeared, lifted Ms Murmu’s body from the funeral pyre and trampled it again, as shocked mourners looked on.
Man, she must have done something to that elephant.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:01 am to OMLandshark
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Man, she must have done something to that elephant.
It was her ex husband that was murdered by her lover.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:02 am to OMLandshark
And we've got folks whining about "food deserts" and climate injustice
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:08 am to OMLandshark
Elephants are dicks. It's part of why the republicans struggle at the polls; unconscious bias. Nobody hates donkeys.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:10 am to OMLandshark
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Ms Murmu
Her poor husband
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:18 am to OMLandshark
She probably was wearing an ivory necklace
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:18 am to OMLandshark
Elephants remember.
If he hasn’t worked his anger out, he’ll find her ashes and continue.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 10:20 am
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:32 am to OMLandshark
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appeared out of nowhere.
I hate that statement. Did he just materialized right next to her?
Pretty sure he came from somewhere.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:35 am to OMLandshark
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Man, she must have done something to that elephant.
She probably made a "Yo momma...." joke.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:36 am to Vamos Brandonos
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Nobody hates donkeys.
This guy isn't too fond of them.
ETA: Showed grainy gif of donkey attack but the victim's bare butt is shown so I deleted it
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 10:38 am
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:40 am to Toroballistic
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I hate that statement. Did he just materialized right next to her?
Pretty sure he came from somewhere.
especially a damn elephant. not like it was an attack hummingbird, stealth chimp or a "killer hornet".
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 10:41 am
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:40 am to chinhoyang
There are plenty of a-hole donkeys out there. There's one less these days, though, since a friend had to put down the ornery one he had because it kept attacking and biting calfs and even full grown cows.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:42 am to OMLandshark
This sounds like the work of the Zookeeper.
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:51 am to Vamos Brandonos
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Nobody hates donkeys.
There are probably a few girls down in Tijuana.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:52 am to Toroballistic
quote:Unless it was an Elephantballistic. They’re pretty fast
quote: appeared out of nowhere.
I hate that statement. Did he just materialized right next to her?
Pretty sure he came no from somewhere.
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