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Dumbass pulling a bush hog knocked my power out for 8 hours today.

Posted on 7/14/21 at 7:59 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7916 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 7:59 pm
I live on a golf course. They pay some clown to run a tractor to mow the fringes that back up to homes. This morning at about 10, Jethro hits an electrical box behind my fence and rips it out of the ground. My power was out for over 8 hours.

But hey, at least I know my new generator works.

One of my points, and I forgot most of them because I’m drunk, is that you CANNOT GET ENTERGY ON THE PHONE. You literally cannot get a live human being. frick them.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29921 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:01 pm to
An entire thread just to subtly brag that

quote:

I live on a golf course.
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:02 pm to
Why the frick is your electrical box next to a green?
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
92333 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:02 pm to
Welcome to the world.

Wait until some dumbass without a license in br takes out the power to your business at 10 am and your fricked for the day.

Do you think you get repaid the lost revenue? Lol....

OH and when it comes to entergy, I pay them way more than your home costs.

This post was edited on 7/14/21 at 8:05 pm
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:02 pm to
Cool story
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46997 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:03 pm to
I work from home three days a week. I found out my cable line was run from the utility pole in my neighbor's yard to my property line above ground when my neighbor (who just moved in) mowed over the line when I was in the middle of a meeting.

Thankfully I channeled my inner cable dawg and spliced that shite after a quick trip to Home Depot then had a pleasant conversation with the fricktards at Spectrum.

They were convinced they couldn't run an aerial. My threat of legal action convinced them otherwise.

This post was edited on 7/14/21 at 8:05 pm
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
39309 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:03 pm to
Take you on a ride on my big green tractor
We can go slow or make it go faster

Fricking shite up in the heat of the summer
Making this ol’ boys heart beat like thunder
This post was edited on 7/14/21 at 8:03 pm
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
9227 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

Why the frick is your electrical box next to a green?


Those are pretty common on putt putt courses so you can play at night.

Hope OP gets his windmill back going soon
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
7148 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

One of my points, and I forgot most of them because I’m drunk, is that you CANNOT GET ENTERGY ON THE PHONE. You literally cannot get a live human being. frick them.

I retired from them a few years ago. They used to brag about having a top notch costumer service. They’ve always been full of shite??
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Those are pretty common on putt putt courses so you can play at night.

Hope OP gets his windmill back going soon



Now this is an idea I can get behind.. Homes on putt putt courses.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19015 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

CANNOT GET ENTERGY ON THE PHONE. You literally cannot get a live human being. frick them.


I’ve set up several accounts and numerous work orders over the past couple months. If you can’t navigate an automated directory, that’s on you.
Posted by BigJman
Member since May 2021
525 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

One of my points, and I forgot most of them because I’m drunk


Well at least you got that going for you
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
58195 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:12 pm to
I didn’t see the box. Geez, sue me, I made a mistake!
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

They pay some clown to run a tractor to mow the fringes that back up to homes


quote:

Jethro hits an electrical box behind my fence


What kind of trailer park course do you live on?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74332 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:15 pm to
One time I burnt up my neighbor's cable wire. It took days to fix.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24284 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:17 pm to
Jethro was a fancy movie producer, baby.

That’s how they talk in Hollywood.
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17815 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:18 pm to
If the grass is high enough to hide a letrick box, must be a trashy arse course bro.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46997 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

One time I burnt up my neighbor's cable wire. It took days to fix.


You motherfricker!
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

Jethro


Good name for a dog
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 7/14/21 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

An entire thread just to subtly brag that

quote:
I live on a golf course.


Except said golf course hires guy on tractor to bush hog rough/fringe. Sounds like a par 3 course…
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