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re: Driving with kids in car seats and over waterways, i know it’s weird

Posted on 1/5/19 at 1:02 am to
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 1:02 am to
quote:

You should probably pick out which one you love the most now to avoid having to make that decision in the heat of the moment.

To be safe, get them a bright orange "Most Loved Sibling" hat that they can permanently wear, to aid in finding them underwater. Forehead tattoo would work too, but probably better suited on the other ones (third most important kid, no habla rescue, etc.).
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29995 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 1:23 am to
quote:

djangochained


Yes.

The front ia gonna sink first. The cab will stay watertight for 40 seconds or so.

You have 40 seconds to orient yourself, climb in the back, and start removing kids. Knock out back window to get out.

The reality is that in the basin you're unlikely to down.

In a major river or over big water, you're doomed.

If it's any consolation, most fat people float really well. Unless I'm trying to float. I ink like a fuxking stone
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3501 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 2:05 am to
Are you Mormon? How many kids are in this vehicle if three are in car seats?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85485 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 2:17 am to
quote:

The reality is that in the basin you're unlikely to down.


But the alligators
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15766 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:51 am to
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 5:30 am to
Stay on the road.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 5:32 am to
quote:

This is the first “faking a death” thread I’ve seen. This seems weird and way too open.
Yep, he’s about to kill his family.
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
6577 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:01 am to
Did that shite in Panama City. Crazy fun experience being in a helicopter hull in a pool. Turned lights off, lowered it in the pool, and then flipped it. Fun getting out!
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60078 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:03 am to
I’d probably just take my favorite kid
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38223 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:09 am to
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That’s dark. Even by OT standards.




But also accurate
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:20 am to
This thread makes me think of this story...

Family of 5 dies in Tempe Town Lake

Basically husband drove his family into the lake. Rescuers on scene got the husband and wife and two children out(all pronounced dead at hospital). It was at night...rescuers didn’t realize there was another child in a car seat still strapped in till hours later.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
15157 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:29 am to
Odds are you won’t get out either. If the car is floating you have time until it starts to go under. After that you have to wait for the interior to fill with water to open the doors. And it will be at the bottom of a muddy, murky water

As the father of a 1 year old, why would you put that thought into my head.....
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117080 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:35 am to
Sounds to me like Graco needs to put a childs seat on the market with a built in flotation device.

Problem is with the LATCH system, it would be nearly impossible to get all three out in a situation like this.

They could use a base/cradle system like the ones for newborns, but that would sort of defeat the purpose of the LATCH.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24332 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 8:15 am to
If you’re going to worry about this, you should go ahead and worry about climate change.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47431 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 9:55 am to
Pro Tip:

Make sure to store 3-4 pool noodles in your back seat. Once out of the car, you won't be able to have everyone tread water long enough for resuce. Especially if it's the Causeway from which you plunge.

Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47431 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 9:58 am to
Second Pro Tip:

Get yourself out and make more kids.
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