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re: Driving with kids in car seats and over waterways, i know it’s weird
Posted on 1/5/19 at 1:02 am to TigerstuckinMS
Posted on 1/5/19 at 1:02 am to TigerstuckinMS
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You should probably pick out which one you love the most now to avoid having to make that decision in the heat of the moment.
To be safe, get them a bright orange "Most Loved Sibling" hat that they can permanently wear, to aid in finding them underwater. Forehead tattoo would work too, but probably better suited on the other ones (third most important kid, no habla rescue, etc.).
Posted on 1/5/19 at 1:23 am to djangochained
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djangochained
Yes.
The front ia gonna sink first. The cab will stay watertight for 40 seconds or so.
You have 40 seconds to orient yourself, climb in the back, and start removing kids. Knock out back window to get out.
The reality is that in the basin you're unlikely to down.
In a major river or over big water, you're doomed.
If it's any consolation, most fat people float really well. Unless I'm trying to float. I ink like a fuxking stone
Posted on 1/5/19 at 2:05 am to djangochained
Are you Mormon? How many kids are in this vehicle if three are in car seats?
Posted on 1/5/19 at 2:17 am to X123F45
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The reality is that in the basin you're unlikely to down.
But the alligators
Posted on 1/5/19 at 5:32 am to MissyTiger
quote:Yep, he’s about to kill his family.
This is the first “faking a death” thread I’ve seen. This seems weird and way too open.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:01 am to djangochained
Did that shite in Panama City. Crazy fun experience being in a helicopter hull in a pool. Turned lights off, lowered it in the pool, and then flipped it. Fun getting out!
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:03 am to djangochained
I’d probably just take my favorite kid
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:09 am to FearTheFish
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That’s dark. Even by OT standards.
But also accurate
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:20 am to djangochained
This thread makes me think of this story...
Family of 5 dies in Tempe Town Lake
Basically husband drove his family into the lake. Rescuers on scene got the husband and wife and two children out(all pronounced dead at hospital). It was at night...rescuers didn’t realize there was another child in a car seat still strapped in till hours later.
Family of 5 dies in Tempe Town Lake
Basically husband drove his family into the lake. Rescuers on scene got the husband and wife and two children out(all pronounced dead at hospital). It was at night...rescuers didn’t realize there was another child in a car seat still strapped in till hours later.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:29 am to djangochained
Odds are you won’t get out either. If the car is floating you have time until it starts to go under. After that you have to wait for the interior to fill with water to open the doors. And it will be at the bottom of a muddy, murky water
As the father of a 1 year old, why would you put that thought into my head.....
As the father of a 1 year old, why would you put that thought into my head.....
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:35 am to tigeraddict
Sounds to me like Graco needs to put a childs seat on the market with a built in flotation device.
Problem is with the LATCH system, it would be nearly impossible to get all three out in a situation like this.
They could use a base/cradle system like the ones for newborns, but that would sort of defeat the purpose of the LATCH.
Problem is with the LATCH system, it would be nearly impossible to get all three out in a situation like this.
They could use a base/cradle system like the ones for newborns, but that would sort of defeat the purpose of the LATCH.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 8:15 am to djangochained
If you’re going to worry about this, you should go ahead and worry about climate change.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 9:55 am to djangochained
Pro Tip:
Make sure to store 3-4 pool noodles in your back seat. Once out of the car, you won't be able to have everyone tread water long enough for resuce. Especially if it's the Causeway from which you plunge.
Make sure to store 3-4 pool noodles in your back seat. Once out of the car, you won't be able to have everyone tread water long enough for resuce. Especially if it's the Causeway from which you plunge.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 9:58 am to Meauxjeaux
Second Pro Tip:
Get yourself out and make more kids.
Get yourself out and make more kids.
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