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Drank red bull the past 90 days?? You're F'ed

Posted on 12/21/16 at 7:57 am
Posted by trident
Member since Jul 2007
4751 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 7:57 am
LINK /

quote:

These infected products were shipped between September and November. The recall will start tomorrow but many of you have been exposed to the worms already. Please seek medical help. Maybe a doctor can save you. Maybe I can save you. But this won’t reach as many people as it needs to.



Let's see if this is real
Posted by FrancisCostello
Member since Dec 2013
259 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 7:58 am to
frick
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83583 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 7:59 am to
thankfully I'm not near trashy enough to drink Red Bull

wait...you got this off r/nosleep?

frick you
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 8:00 am
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:00 am to
I drink one every morning. Is that why my a-hole itches so bad? I've been dragging it across the floor like a dog.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:00 am to
:whew:
Only monsters. I am trying to embrace them as the new sponsor of NASCAR
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13259 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:00 am to
Damn. I drink Red Bull all the time - usually right before I go out and crush so much pussy and fight other assholes in front of bars.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84871 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:00 am to
This is bad news for Coach O....
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68313 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:01 am to
The half gallon if jaeger I drank with it killed any pests in there.

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63031 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:01 am to
quote:

Let's see if this is real


Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:02 am to
Let's see how many people don't realize this is a fictional story off of r/nosleep
Posted by trident
Member since Jul 2007
4751 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:02 am to
quote:

Let's see how many people don't realize this is a fictional story off of r/nosleep
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14470 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:03 am to
I might be infected but I will say this about that Link:

Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:04 am to
I don't believe a word of it, but it was written like a stephen king novel.


ETA: Or a family guy episode.
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 8:06 am
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
16147 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:05 am to
That's why I always mix my Red Bull with vodka. The alcohol handles worms.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
127413 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:10 am to
Never had the stuff in my life.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:12 am to
quote:

Never had the stuff in my life.


Wingless bastard
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:12 am to
I would be dead already
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167288 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:17 am to
r/nosleep is made up stories, bro
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10510 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:20 am to
I get the point of Red Bull but with all the other products available who picks that's one? It tastes awful.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32551 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:22 am to
What if the Red Bull is soaked in Jagermeister?
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