re: Dolphins Seem to Use Toxic Pufferfish to Get High

They also masturbate using dead fish as fleshlights.

Chances are I wouldn't have known about this story but for Tigerdroppings, proving once again that the price of membership is well worth it.

Great. The frogs are gay. The dolphins are getting high. World is ending

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The dolphins were filmed gently playing with the puffer, passing it between each other for 20 to 30 minutes at a time, unlike the fish they had caught as prey which were swiftly torn apart.

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I would not object to funding a few million to determine if certain dolphins bogart the puffer fish and how the others react.

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They also masturbate using dead fish as fleshlights.

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And they are smart as frick. What the hell is wrong with them?

So in all they:

Murder sharks
masturbate with dead fish
rape dolphins and humans
get high off of other animals toxins


Is there something else that I'm forgetting about their awesome debauchery?

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Monkeys’ attraction to sugar-rich and ethanol-containing fruit, in fact, may explain our own attraction to alcohol, some researchers think.

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More proof that scientists are idiots. We get drunk because God made us that way not because of monkeys

That dolphin swam off on da plug.....twice

dolphins are awesome

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Is there something else that I'm forgetting about their awesome debauchery?

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They also listen to rap music

My hate for dolphins is well known but if they like to get high, we may find some common ground.