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re: Does everyone really wash their hands after the pee?

Posted on 6/14/24 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68742 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 11:28 pm to
Just saw this thread and I felt the need to admit it. I wash my hands about 90% of the time I pee in public, and about 2% of the time I'm at home.

I'm going to bet anyone anything that this thread is no longer about the OP, but this felt good. Thanks.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22794 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 11:28 pm to
I wash my hands after every bathroom function. Germ control is a good thing.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
51563 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 4:19 am to
quote:

neighbor is a medical doctor and he told me if anything people should wash their hands BEFORE they urinate because the things you are touching throughout the day especially in an office environment are far dirtier and unsanitary than your penis.

It’s amazing to me the things people will defer to doctors for. WTF gives doctors any special knowledge of this? It’s common sense that a dick, tucked away in two layers of clothing, is cleaner than hands.

My wife was telling me that my DIL was asking a doctor if her 18 month old’s behavior was something to worry about. The average grandma would know more about that than a doctor. I asked her why she didn’t consult with her plumber, and she said,”The doctor has kids of his own.” Well, mightn’t the plumber?
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12152 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 5:40 am to
quote:

I mean, has anyone ever a had a girl make you wash your dick before she sucked it?
Yes?
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107331 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 5:55 am to
Lol no. Pee is a natural anti bacterial. Does good to get a little on the hands.
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
3592 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 6:28 am to
As a spin-off of sorts, I’m curious to know how many men bother with weaving their dick through their zipper to piss and how many unbutton their pants to really open things up.

I do the latter, as having my dick rest between the jagged metal parts of the zipper kinda sucks, and you’ll no doubt get a couple drops of piss on your pants this way.

What say y’all?
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
9487 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 6:35 am to
a real man that works will often wash his hands before taking a leak
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
7050 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 6:53 am to
You must be a Democrat...they're nasty!
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
16876 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 7:02 am to
I don’t because I don’t piss all over my own hands like a retard
Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
2778 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 7:25 am to
Yeah, ok. Go ahead and call out a stranger. You will eventually get knocked the frick out….and will deserve it.
Posted by GB1017LSU
Member since Nov 2015
1070 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 7:55 am to
Yes I do.
Posted by Worldly Bum
Member since Jun 2024
223 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 10:35 am to
I think most of the people that are saying they do wash their hands are lying.
Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
24763 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 10:36 am to
If there is someone else in the bathroom washing their hands, I do - If I'm the only one in the bathroom, I don't. If I am at home - NO.
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
6851 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:11 am to
I walk in, wash my hands, piss, wash my hands, open door with the paper towel, then toss the towel in the trash while holding the door with my foot.

Also, antibacterial soap continue to suppress bacteria growth for up to an hour after washing. This means that if you wash, then turn off the water and touch the door handle, you are still better off than if you had not washed at all.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7866 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:40 am to
quote:

When you fart in your undies shite particles go all over your dick.

But those are MY germs
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
5972 posts
Posted on 6/16/24 at 6:44 am to
quote:

Your mom doesn't mind


Holding hands with my mom is the best come back you got? Ole sweaty dick hands
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
6640 posts
Posted on 6/16/24 at 6:47 am to
I never wash my hands. I like giving my immune system a challenge.
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6-- the Brazos River Valley
Member since Sep 2015
30450 posts
Posted on 6/16/24 at 7:15 am to
I don't know if there's a written CDC recommendation on the subject, but here's proper hygiene postvoid:

1. Take a leak
2. Always put seat down
3. Flush, conserving water usage, if possible
4. Moisten both hands thoroughly with sanitizer and/or IsopOH; rub it in, rub it in.
5. Rinse with rap water
6. Wash thoroughly with hand soap and tap water 30-40 seconds; dry hands using air dryer if possible. Hand towels are fomites capable of transmitting infection. If air dryer is not available, just shake it off, shake it off after washing.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
52878 posts
Posted on 6/16/24 at 7:27 am to
quote:

It seems kinda pointless to me unless I accidentally get pee pee on my hands.


Your dick is literally infinitely more filthy than your piss
Posted by solus
Member since Dec 2019
3568 posts
Posted on 6/16/24 at 7:54 am to
quote:

Please wash your hands and prevent the spread of STD's


You do know the only way you can get an STD is through ......sex, right? Hand washing is irrelevant. Idiots everywhere
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