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Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:26 am to
Posted by BourreTheDog
Member since May 2016
2728 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:26 am to
Does your wife give you head? Whats the problem…..
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
46136 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:29 am to
Getting nasty dog spit on me is the main reason I hate dogs
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
35853 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:33 am to
I don’t like being licked on my hands or face, but arms and legs are fine.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
86312 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:36 am to
Dogs lick, and they lick all sorts of things.

Same with cats.


Even some birds lick.


You might just not be a pet guy.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41375 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:37 am to
If I die from dog licks, so be it
Posted by WinnaSez
Jackson, MS
Member since Mar 2019
1302 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:39 am to
quote:

so, no a dog's mouth is definitely not cleaner than a humans.


I have no clue how that myth came to be, but it wasn’t started by someone who owned dogs.
I’ve seen mine eat a variety of shite and rotten animals. I can only imagine what all they’ve eaten when I wasn’t looking. No way they are licking me anywhere, much less on the face.
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
14680 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:40 am to
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8687 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:40 am to
I like when my dogs lick me because I feel that's how they show affection, but after one lick I'm grossed out and I'll just pet them.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33002 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:41 am to
I absolutely love dogs but goddammit I hate the fricking shedding. I’m so sick of having to vacuum all their fricking hair everywhere in the house.

I really love golden retrievers but they shed even worse than my two current dogs (a corgi and a corgi/blue healer mix).

Can someone please breed a golden that doesn’t shed? And not a damn golden doodle.
Posted by rltiger
Metairie
Member since Oct 2004
1969 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:44 am to
I’ve had labs for @40 years. For the present 5y/o resident lab, my wife took my dog rules, wadded them up, poured kerosene on them, and lit on fire.

He is a big puss. He eats Farmers Dog, has a collar collection that rivals Emelda Marcos’ shoe count, and has a sheep’s wool rug. That he lays on between couch naps. He is an occasional licker.

This post was edited on 9/26/24 at 10:47 am
Posted by sammy762
Idaho
Member since Apr 2016
577 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:46 am to
I like to take peanut butter and smear it all over myself and let my dog lick it off. Dude you have got to get yourself a girlfriend...I'll trade you mine for that dog.

-Anthony Jeselnik
Posted by JellyRoll
Member since Apr 2024
1473 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Calm down Howie Mandel.



Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10750 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:50 am to
Or two friendly licks I welcome.

Incessant licking, no thanks.

I'm the guy that ends up paying more attention to the dog than the people at a party.

And their mouth's may not be cleaner than a humans, but I bet their cleaner than most people's hands. Yet you shake hands all the time.

In closing, dogs are so much better than humans that we don't really deserve them.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
10477 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:57 am to
It’s kind of like a dog begging for food.

If you never feed your dog people food, it never learns to do it and it’s a non issue.

If you don’t let your dog lick people when it’s little, it’ll be a non issue.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4670 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:58 am to
quote:

The usual excuse is "a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's" which couldn't be further from the truth.



My dog killed a rat last week that was still walking around with flies and maggots on a open wound. A couple hours later my neighbor was letter him lick her face.
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1425 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 11:03 am to
quote:

My dog killed a rat last week that was still walking around with flies and maggots on a open wound. A couple hours later my neighbor was letter him lick her face.

Then you really don't wanna know what the neighbor had been doing with her mouth the night before.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85447 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 11:04 am to
Depends on the dog. My yorkie is so small and clean it's ok. A big slobbery mutt, less so. But that's why we have soap and sinks.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
20697 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 11:15 am to
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61628 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 11:19 am to
Oh, you just haven't had the right dog lick you.
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5987 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 11:23 am to
my dogs find and eat cat shite in the yard. I do not let them lick me.
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