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re: Does anyone else love dogs but…
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:26 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:26 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Does your wife give you head? Whats the problem…..
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:29 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Getting nasty dog spit on me is the main reason I hate dogs
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:33 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
I don’t like being licked on my hands or face, but arms and legs are fine.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:36 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Dogs lick, and they lick all sorts of things.
Same with cats.
Even some birds lick.
You might just not be a pet guy.
Same with cats.
Even some birds lick.
You might just not be a pet guy.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:37 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
If I die from dog licks, so be it
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:39 am to 3nOut
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so, no a dog's mouth is definitely not cleaner than a humans.
I have no clue how that myth came to be, but it wasn’t started by someone who owned dogs.
I’ve seen mine eat a variety of shite and rotten animals. I can only imagine what all they’ve eaten when I wasn’t looking. No way they are licking me anywhere, much less on the face.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:40 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:40 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
I like when my dogs lick me because I feel that's how they show affection, but after one lick I'm grossed out and I'll just pet them.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:41 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
I absolutely love dogs but goddammit I hate the fricking shedding. I’m so sick of having to vacuum all their fricking hair everywhere in the house.
I really love golden retrievers but they shed even worse than my two current dogs (a corgi and a corgi/blue healer mix).
Can someone please breed a golden that doesn’t shed? And not a damn golden doodle.
I really love golden retrievers but they shed even worse than my two current dogs (a corgi and a corgi/blue healer mix).
Can someone please breed a golden that doesn’t shed? And not a damn golden doodle.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:44 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
I’ve had labs for @40 years. For the present 5y/o resident lab, my wife took my dog rules, wadded them up, poured kerosene on them, and lit on fire.
He is a big puss. He eats Farmers Dog, has a collar collection that rivals Emelda Marcos’ shoe count, and has a sheep’s wool rug. That he lays on between couch naps. He is an occasional licker.
He is a big puss. He eats Farmers Dog, has a collar collection that rivals Emelda Marcos’ shoe count, and has a sheep’s wool rug. That he lays on between couch naps. He is an occasional licker.
This post was edited on 9/26/24 at 10:47 am
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:46 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
I like to take peanut butter and smear it all over myself and let my dog lick it off. Dude you have got to get yourself a girlfriend...I'll trade you mine for that dog.
-Anthony Jeselnik
-Anthony Jeselnik
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:46 am to OysterPoBoy
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Calm down Howie Mandel.

Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:50 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Or two friendly licks I welcome.
Incessant licking, no thanks.
I'm the guy that ends up paying more attention to the dog than the people at a party.
And their mouth's may not be cleaner than a humans, but I bet their cleaner than most people's hands. Yet you shake hands all the time.
In closing, dogs are so much better than humans that we don't really deserve them.
Incessant licking, no thanks.
I'm the guy that ends up paying more attention to the dog than the people at a party.
And their mouth's may not be cleaner than a humans, but I bet their cleaner than most people's hands. Yet you shake hands all the time.
In closing, dogs are so much better than humans that we don't really deserve them.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:57 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
It’s kind of like a dog begging for food.
If you never feed your dog people food, it never learns to do it and it’s a non issue.
If you don’t let your dog lick people when it’s little, it’ll be a non issue.
If you never feed your dog people food, it never learns to do it and it’s a non issue.
If you don’t let your dog lick people when it’s little, it’ll be a non issue.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:58 am to bad93ex
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The usual excuse is "a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's" which couldn't be further from the truth.
My dog killed a rat last week that was still walking around with flies and maggots on a open wound. A couple hours later my neighbor was letter him lick her face.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 11:03 am to Turnblad85
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My dog killed a rat last week that was still walking around with flies and maggots on a open wound. A couple hours later my neighbor was letter him lick her face.
Then you really don't wanna know what the neighbor had been doing with her mouth the night before.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 11:04 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Depends on the dog. My yorkie is so small and clean it's ok. A big slobbery mutt, less so. But that's why we have soap and sinks.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 11:19 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Oh, you just haven't had the right dog lick you.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 11:23 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
my dogs find and eat cat shite in the yard. I do not let them lick me.
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