sammy762

Sirius?...

[quote]Back to reality :/[/quote] You mean back to sobriety? No thanks I'll pass...

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yea that was complete bull shite. What was the lineman supposed to do, let him tiptoe down the fricking sidelines?...

[quote]You musta thought it was white boy day[/quote] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/ta4OKVl9zB1dK/giphy.gif[/img] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/27D6ycpJRoIh2/giphy.gif[/img]...

Poor resale is the only knock I have. I can't kill mine, almost 200k and took 4 feet of flood water and still going strong. Only had to do the brakes....

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[quote]Haven’t had In N Out in a really long time[/quote] Nothing like some good In N Out on a Saturday afternoon. It's a great bURGEr ...

It's not the face your fricking, it's the frick you're facing....

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Government has now obliged and he now has a job mopping the shitter at the jail...

I just moved to Boise from BTR. Sun angle is hell here, dry as frick and my nose has been bleeding for 3 days straight. But I lived on a couple acres there and don't miss stretches like this, living all your waking moments wondering if you can get some mowing in. ...

The louder the fricking car the smaller the dick. Mine is very quiet...

Motherfuker is going to outlive me. I know this because I almost shoot myself in the face everytime I hear that God damn commercial. Thankfully I've been able to kill the radio before...

Pro Tip: She's a severe alcoholic. It's all in the lips. Dehydration and malnutrition are evident. ...

Little early eh? I have not finished the alcoholism/disease thread nor am I drunk yet. ...

Apparently he's about as much my friend has he is yours bruh...

Don't tempt me bro...

My plan isn't very complicated. I'm just still trying to figure out whether to shoot myself behind the right ear or the left one. I'm right handed by the way....

mother fricker says "discuss" and nowhere to be found since. Sideways pic = public hanging in the town square. Can somebody tell me where the town square is?...