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re: Does anyone believe that earth is actually a living being and we are but fleas?
Posted on 1/6/23 at 12:26 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 1/6/23 at 12:26 pm to theunknownknight
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Posted on 1/6/23 at 12:26 pm to theunknownknight
You are not a queer, but...What a way to start off.
Posted on 1/6/23 at 12:28 pm to Btrtigerfan
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I knew an old man who honestly believed we messed something up by traveling to the moon. He would say, “they didn’t have any business fricking with that moon!”
Posted on 1/6/23 at 12:29 pm to theunknownknight
What about the things that are tiny to fleas? Is that another world also?
Posted on 1/6/23 at 12:34 pm to theunknownknight
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I am not one of these Gaia queers but I do wonder, at times, if God imbued within the planet earth life of some sort.
You you're one of these Christian queers. Got it.
Posted on 1/6/23 at 12:34 pm to theunknownknight
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I am not one of these Gaia queers
borrowing this
Posted on 1/6/23 at 12:35 pm to theunknownknight
No
Posted on 1/6/23 at 12:38 pm to theunknownknight
I thought we discovered that the earth was flat. I doubt fleas would want to live on a flat surface.
BTW, if it is flat, where are the oceans, lakes and mountains? Are or those just illusions?
BTW, if it is flat, where are the oceans, lakes and mountains? Are or those just illusions?
Posted on 1/6/23 at 12:42 pm to Shut Up Mulllet
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What about the things that are tiny to fleas? Is that another world also?
Good point. Considering how big space is (its so big we really don't know how big it is), I think we would be more like cells. Each human is a human cell, then there are different type of human cells. There are male and then female cells, but as a much larger life form studies us, they have noticed a growing number of human cells changing sexes. Other human cells found a way to change change males to females, females to males, which is something they have not seen in all the other cells.. The dog cells, chicken cells, tiger cells... each different type of animal is just a different type of cell.
To them the human cells have found ways to improve their environment by making their job easier, but it has also caused more lazy human cells and more human cells are not getting smarter as they age.
Posted on 1/6/23 at 1:04 pm to theunknownknight
If the Earth is alive then so would be every planet in our solar system, galaxy and universe.
Posted on 1/6/23 at 1:14 pm to theunknownknight
Living beings usually aren’t flat, except flounders, but flounders don’t have fleas.
Posted on 1/6/23 at 1:22 pm to theunknownknight
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Like “hey bro, no need to piss there”
Well every animals urine on this planet stays on earth. It’s not floating off to space.
Posted on 1/6/23 at 1:36 pm to theunknownknight
I don't know about fleas but the monologue in The Matrix where the agent explains to Neo that humans are similar to viruses and how they multiply without putting anything back got me to thinking.
Posted on 1/6/23 at 1:41 pm to theunknownknight
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Does anyone believe that earth is actually a living being and we are but fleas?
Reminds me of George Carlin..."The planet isn’t going anywhere... we are! We’re going away! Pack your stuff, folks! We’re going
away and we won’t leave much of a trace either, thank God for that... maybe a little styrofoam...
maybe... little styrofoam.
The planet will be here, we’ll be long gone; just another failed mutation; just another closed-end
biological mistake; an evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet will shake us off like a bad case of fleas, a
surface nuisance."
Posted on 1/6/23 at 1:42 pm to theunknownknight
Ive had this thought before.
I've had the thought that we are the descendants of aliens. We are fricking weird, even compared to monkeys.
I've had the thought that we were dropped here to produce something the earth needed. What are we producing? No idea
I've had the simulation thought.
Ive wasn't able to explain it coherently as a kid, but I've also wondered if there were people or more advanced animals before us. Before the earliest record of humans. Like, when the earth was only 1 billion years old, maybe there was some sort of animal that would put us to shame but a superior alien life force came and wiped them and all Traces of their existence away.
I've thought maybe the planets are animals, difference species, and the earth is a sort of animal that, when it gets old enough, gets humans. Like we can get shingles.
I've thought what if we are just in a really big cell in a world that is the same as ours in every way.
Plus many others. They are all fun thought experiments to have.
It also makes me laugh when people talk shite about roaches or mosquitos. "they don't do anything productive" as if they are some worthless creature, not realizing that we don't do anything productive either. Nothing productive that has to do with any animals other than ourselves. The closest is population control of other animals, but even that is centered around what we deem as appropriate.
I've had the thought that we are the descendants of aliens. We are fricking weird, even compared to monkeys.
I've had the thought that we were dropped here to produce something the earth needed. What are we producing? No idea
I've had the simulation thought.
Ive wasn't able to explain it coherently as a kid, but I've also wondered if there were people or more advanced animals before us. Before the earliest record of humans. Like, when the earth was only 1 billion years old, maybe there was some sort of animal that would put us to shame but a superior alien life force came and wiped them and all Traces of their existence away.
I've thought maybe the planets are animals, difference species, and the earth is a sort of animal that, when it gets old enough, gets humans. Like we can get shingles.
I've thought what if we are just in a really big cell in a world that is the same as ours in every way.
Plus many others. They are all fun thought experiments to have.
It also makes me laugh when people talk shite about roaches or mosquitos. "they don't do anything productive" as if they are some worthless creature, not realizing that we don't do anything productive either. Nothing productive that has to do with any animals other than ourselves. The closest is population control of other animals, but even that is centered around what we deem as appropriate.
This post was edited on 1/6/23 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 1/6/23 at 2:01 pm to theunknownknight
I wouldn't say it's any more crazy than believing in a book written by humans over 2000 years ago.
And I'm not one to slam on religion, just saying.
And I'm not one to slam on religion, just saying.
Posted on 1/6/23 at 2:03 pm to theunknownknight
The frick
Posted on 1/6/23 at 2:03 pm to theunknownknight
If God is all, and all is God, then yes.
Posted on 1/6/23 at 2:03 pm to Odysseus32
I'll smoke a bowl to that.
Posted on 1/6/23 at 2:04 pm to Celery
quote:So the planets are really the aliens we've been looking for all along.
Earth is alive then so would be every planet in our solar system, galaxy and universe.
:Mindblown:
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