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re: Do you fart in public?

Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:45 pm to
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64341 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:45 pm to
If it's not loud then sure. By the time the scent sets in I'll be gone.
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Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16555 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:52 pm to
When if was younger, my friends and I would film people’s expressions when we walked into a group of people, farted, and walked away.
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2913 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Butt, I must say, the older I get the less I fart.


Sure you do, dude.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29463 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

Do you fart in public?


Every chance I get

I even shite my pants in public about 10 years ago
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39509 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:19 pm to
Always

It’s not healthy to keep that bottled up inside
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
25465 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:20 pm to
There’s nothing like being in a noisy place and just letting out a full bodied fart when nobody can hear it.
Posted by Hank R Hill
Arlen,TX
Member since Jan 2017
576 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:20 pm to
Always and I always keep a container of Liquid arse on me for those times I just can't muster one up
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:48 pm to
I fart in Publix.

Christmas lights!!!
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5726 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 8:01 pm to
One time I went and saw the San Francisco Giants play the Cubs at Pac Bell park. These two lesbians in front of me were eating garlic fries. By the seventh inning they started releasing silent but violent farts. I swear a couple of times I almost puked in their crew cuts.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79843 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 8:01 pm to
I've done it silently sitting in my old seats in the Dome at times over the years. Think is, the backs of the heads of the people in front of me were at about knee level and only about 4 inches in front of my knees.
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
Member since Feb 2007
4125 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 8:11 pm to
Yes. My boys are worse than me and laugh their asses off
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 9:58 pm to
Thanks to whoever moved this from the incorrect board
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89599 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

There’s nothing like being in a noisy place and just letting out a full bodied fart when nobody can hear it.


ive done this a couple of times and just chuckled.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
36923 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:08 pm to
Of course
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13939 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:12 pm to
I let them rip at the gym. Everyone has on earbuds.
Posted by tiggerfan02 2021
HSV
Member since Jan 2021
4152 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

I have bad luck with it. I’ve sharted a few times and had a moist spray too often to try it anymore




frickin' amateur.
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
2400 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:35 pm to
The best for me is when I’m in my office and let one loose and one of the women I work with walk into it. Crack myself up. We’ve all been working together more than a decade btw
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15124 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:39 pm to
I do not, but I'm strange.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10462 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:48 pm to
I let rip at work pretty frequently.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:54 pm to
I have IBS, so yes. Either a pressure release or I shite my pants.
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