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re: Do you fart in public?
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:45 pm to starkvingrad
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:45 pm to starkvingrad
If it's not loud then sure. By the time the scent sets in I'll be gone.
This post was edited on 12/1/21 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:52 pm to starkvingrad
When if was younger, my friends and I would film people’s expressions when we walked into a group of people, farted, and walked away.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:01 pm to Yewkindewit
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Butt, I must say, the older I get the less I fart.
Sure you do, dude.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:17 pm to starkvingrad
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Do you fart in public?
Every chance I get
I even shite my pants in public about 10 years ago
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:19 pm to starkvingrad
Always
It’s not healthy to keep that bottled up inside
It’s not healthy to keep that bottled up inside
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:20 pm to starkvingrad
There’s nothing like being in a noisy place and just letting out a full bodied fart when nobody can hear it.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:20 pm to Pelican fan99
Always and I always keep a container of Liquid arse on me for those times I just can't muster one up
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:48 pm to starkvingrad
I fart in Publix.
Christmas lights!!!
Christmas lights!!!
Posted on 12/1/21 at 8:01 pm to starkvingrad
One time I went and saw the San Francisco Giants play the Cubs at Pac Bell park. These two lesbians in front of me were eating garlic fries. By the seventh inning they started releasing silent but violent farts. I swear a couple of times I almost puked in their crew cuts.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 8:01 pm to starkvingrad
I've done it silently sitting in my old seats in the Dome at times over the years. Think is, the backs of the heads of the people in front of me were at about knee level and only about 4 inches in front of my knees.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 8:11 pm to Jake88
Yes. My boys are worse than me and laugh their asses off
Posted on 12/1/21 at 9:58 pm to starkvingrad
Thanks to whoever moved this from the incorrect board
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:07 pm to SUB
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There’s nothing like being in a noisy place and just letting out a full bodied fart when nobody can hear it.
ive done this a couple of times and just chuckled.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:12 pm to starkvingrad
I let them rip at the gym. Everyone has on earbuds.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:13 pm to rmnldr
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I have bad luck with it. I’ve sharted a few times and had a moist spray too often to try it anymore
frickin' amateur.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:35 pm to starkvingrad
The best for me is when I’m in my office and let one loose and one of the women I work with walk into it. Crack myself up. We’ve all been working together more than a decade btw
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:39 pm to starkvingrad
I do not, but I'm strange.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:48 pm to starkvingrad
I let rip at work pretty frequently.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:54 pm to starkvingrad
I have IBS, so yes. Either a pressure release or I shite my pants.
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