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re: Do you fart in public?

Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:45 pm to
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
62964 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:45 pm to
If it's not loud then sure. By the time the scent sets in I'll be gone.
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Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
14716 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:52 pm to
When if was younger, my friends and I would film people’s expressions when we walked into a group of people, farted, and walked away.
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2669 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Butt, I must say, the older I get the less I fart.


Sure you do, dude.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23694 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

Do you fart in public?


Every chance I get

I even shite my pants in public about 10 years ago
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
37752 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:19 pm to
Always

It’s not healthy to keep that bottled up inside
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
23210 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:20 pm to
There’s nothing like being in a noisy place and just letting out a full bodied fart when nobody can hear it.
Posted by Hank R Hill
Arlen,TX
Member since Jan 2017
523 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:20 pm to
Always and I always keep a container of Liquid arse on me for those times I just can't muster one up
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 7:48 pm to
I fart in Publix.

Christmas lights!!!
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5276 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 8:01 pm to
One time I went and saw the San Francisco Giants play the Cubs at Pac Bell park. These two lesbians in front of me were eating garlic fries. By the seventh inning they started releasing silent but violent farts. I swear a couple of times I almost puked in their crew cuts.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75253 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 8:01 pm to
I've done it silently sitting in my old seats in the Dome at times over the years. Think is, the backs of the heads of the people in front of me were at about knee level and only about 4 inches in front of my knees.
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
Member since Feb 2007
3816 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 8:11 pm to
Yes. My boys are worse than me and laugh their asses off
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 9:58 pm to
Thanks to whoever moved this from the incorrect board
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
79536 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

There’s nothing like being in a noisy place and just letting out a full bodied fart when nobody can hear it.


ive done this a couple of times and just chuckled.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
34031 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:08 pm to
Of course
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
12792 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:12 pm to
I let them rip at the gym. Everyone has on earbuds.
Posted by tiggerfan02 2021
HSV
Member since Jan 2021
3547 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

I have bad luck with it. I’ve sharted a few times and had a moist spray too often to try it anymore




frickin' amateur.
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
2191 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:35 pm to
The best for me is when I’m in my office and let one loose and one of the women I work with walk into it. Crack myself up. We’ve all been working together more than a decade btw
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14788 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:39 pm to
I do not, but I'm strange.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8195 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:48 pm to
I let rip at work pretty frequently.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 12/1/21 at 10:54 pm to
I have IBS, so yes. Either a pressure release or I shite my pants.
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