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Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:34 pm to TDsngumbo
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You sound like the kind of person the rest of us try to avoid by putting TP on the seat.
Why, TD, does this mean we are not friends? You know, if we weren’t friends, well, I don’t think I could bare the thought of that. You have no idea how devastating it is to me that we are not friends. Guess Dr. Finklestein and I have a whole set of new issues to discuss now and we can leave my mommy issues to the side for a few months.
This post was edited on 3/4/19 at 2:34 pm
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:35 pm to TDsngumbo
if it looks clean i might skip it and just do a quick wipe off first, but man, when is the last time you saw a public toilet seat that wasnt covered in layers of dried piss and shite splatter?
im not a germ freak but im not siting on a seat that might stick to my arse without a layer of something to prevent that
im not a germ freak but im not siting on a seat that might stick to my arse without a layer of something to prevent that
This post was edited on 3/4/19 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:36 pm to TDsngumbo
I have my own private bathroom, so no.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:37 pm to TDsngumbo
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Never mind. This guy is who the rest of us try to avoid by putting TP on the seat ^^^
I just busted out legit laughing at this. This thread delivers.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:38 pm to SidewalkDawg
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My wife taught me this "hover" move and I usually just end up shitting all over the seat and pissing on the door.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:39 pm to TDsngumbo
I am the one who plops!
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:40 pm to TDsngumbo
I make sure it isn't covered with piss or anything else--sometimes i give it a quick wipe anyway.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:42 pm to TDsngumbo
Yes. I cover all toilet seats with TP. I hate the cold feel of the seat in most bathrooms. I need a seat warmer toilet seat...I'm looking for one on Amazon
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:42 pm to TDsngumbo
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Before sitting down to shite on company time, I place TP over the seat and sit on it. I’m not a fan of sitting on other men’s arse germs
Do you really think that protects you from arse germs? You touched the TP with said arse germs on it. I mean if you are serious wouldn't you at least wipe it down with a Clorox wipe or something?
This post was edited on 3/4/19 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:44 pm to TDsngumbo
I will spray with lysol and wipe down then build an arse gasket with the brown hand towels.. toilet paper sticks and breaks up when you try to remove it..
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:47 pm to TDsngumbo
I bring Clorox wipes with me every time and then I dry the seat and proceed.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:49 pm to SidewalkDawg
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My wife taught me this "hover" move and I usually just end up shitting all over the seat and pissing on the door.
So you're this guy.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:51 pm to WoWyHi
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So you're this guy.
No, that's disgusting, why would I want to touch the door with my hands?
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:52 pm to TDsngumbo
I don’t
But I probably would if I worked in a plant with a bunch of baws
But I probably would if I worked in a plant with a bunch of baws
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:52 pm to TDsngumbo
No, but I do cover it in piss.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:52 pm to The Truth 34
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I layer up on all public toilet seats.
Same.
We actually have toilet seat covers at work, but they suck. They're not even the right shape of oval
So, I use TP. Takes 20 seconds and I enjoy the dump a lot more.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 3:00 pm to TDsngumbo
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Do you cover the toilet seat at work with TP?
That's too much work... I spray the seat with lysol, let it sit for 20-30 seconds and then wipe it. Bingo. Plus, you kill two birds with one stone by pre-masking your shite.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 3:12 pm to TDsngumbo
Posted on 3/4/19 at 3:21 pm to TDsngumbo
Yes, every time
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