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Posted on 3/4/19 at 3:25 pm to TDsngumbo
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Before sitting down to shite on company time, I place TP over the seat and sit on it. I’m not a fan of sitting on other men’s arse germs. I don’t know how clean my co workers are but I know I’m clean and would like to keep it that way.
Better that than the hover move. But seriously, some of you are extreme germaphobes.
This post was edited on 3/4/19 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 3/4/19 at 3:32 pm to TDsngumbo
I used to do that but I'm on the move so much now I just look for a toilet that doesn't already have shite in or on it and roll with it.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 3:38 pm to TDsngumbo
Refuse to shite anywhere other than home, relatives/friends, gym, or hotel
Posted on 3/4/19 at 3:40 pm to TDsngumbo
1) I don’t pee sitting
2) I do my business at home. 5:20 am, on schedule like a German train.
2) I do my business at home. 5:20 am, on schedule like a German train.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 4:14 pm to TDsngumbo
I don't usually shite at work. It only happens when I drink coffee, which isnt often. I put the paper cover down and some toilet paper on top of it. frick touching anything.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 4:22 pm to TDsngumbo
I do it to my own toilet, cuz I'm fricking weird.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 4:44 pm to TDsngumbo
When you shite at 2am in nastiest toilet on bourbon street as I have all that goes away.
Idfaf
If I gotta shite I’m gonna shite
Idfaf
If I gotta shite I’m gonna shite
Posted on 3/4/19 at 4:52 pm to The Truth 34
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I layer up on all public toilet seats.
This is the correct answer.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 5:00 pm to TDsngumbo
I’ve shat all over the this country and never done that and never contracted anything... what are you afraid of?
Posted on 3/4/19 at 5:59 pm to Mizz-SEC
Bunch of scared people in this thread. The lemon you squeeze in your fricking homo water is dirtier than most toilet seats. Wipe it, shite, wipe it and be done.
Jesus you people.
Jesus you people.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 6:04 pm to TDsngumbo
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Do you cover the toilet seat at work with TP?
I do it at home.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 6:08 pm to TDsngumbo
I layer any seat that isnt mine at home. I even layer the seat at friends houses before I drop chocolate. I wont sit on a toilet thats open to the general public, not even layered. I usually wont sit on a toilet that isnt mine unless its an absolute emergency.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:33 pm to TheAnvil
Oh yeah? I won’t even shite in the earths atmosphere, every time I have to go I head up into space to do my business.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:54 pm to TDsngumbo
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Before sitting down to shite on company time, I place TP over the seat and sit on it. I’m not a fan of sitting on other men’s arse germs. I don’t know how clean my co workers are but I know I’m clean and would like to keep it that way.
You're deluding yourself if you think toilet paper offers protection. Bacteria freely travels between the highly porous fibers of toilet paper.
You've already caught the arse germs of other men.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 11:46 pm to PearlyBaker
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Oh yeah? I won’t even shite in the earths atmosphere, every time I have to go I head up into space to do my business.
I hope you get the toilet seat herp smart arse
Posted on 3/4/19 at 11:48 pm to TDsngumbo
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I don’t know how clean my co workers are but I know I’m clean and would like to keep it that way.
You don't have your own bathroom at your office?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:43 am to DaBeerz
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I’ve shat all over the this country and never done that and never contracted anything... what are you afraid of?
Well apparently OTL posters have completely germ free asses and no one else does.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:23 am to TDsngumbo
No arse gasket needed. If I gotta go bad enough to shite at work, I dont have time to deal with that.
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