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Do you cover the toilet seat at work with TP?
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:17 pm
Before sitting down to shite on company time, I place TP over the seat and sit on it. I’m not a fan of sitting on other men’s arse germs. I don’t know how clean my co workers are but I know I’m clean and would like to keep it that way.
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Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:19 pm to TDsngumbo
I wrap my dick in TP so it doesn't get whatever the frick is hanging out on the inside of the toilet bowl when I take a shite.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:19 pm to TDsngumbo
I layer up on all public toilet seats.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:19 pm to TDsngumbo
Got lucky and got a bathroom to myself. But when on unfamiliar toilet seats, yes I put TP down.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:19 pm to TDsngumbo
Toilet paper sticks to my arse and it’s aggravating. I am also not in grade school. Once you have to go bad enough in public that you cannot waste that much time making the toilet seat pretty, and do not catch a disease, you will be liberated to never do this again.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:20 pm to TDsngumbo
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Before sitting down to shite on company time, I place TP over the seat and sit on it.
That's probably a good idea. My wife taught me this "hover" move and I usually just end up shitting all over the seat and pissing on the door.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:22 pm to go ta hell ole miss
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Toilet paper sticks to my arse and it’s aggravating. I am also not in grade school. Once you have to go bad enough in public that you cannot waste that much time making the toilet seat pretty, and do not catch a disease, you will be liberated to never do this again.
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go ta hell ole miss
You sound like the kind of person the rest of us try to avoid by putting TP on the seat.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:23 pm to TDsngumbo
No, I lift the lid and put my butt in the water to avoid the dreaded splash.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:23 pm to TDsngumbo
If I worked at a construction site and shat on a porta potty I would.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:23 pm to SidewalkDawg
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My wife taught me this "hover" move and I usually just end up shitting all over the seat and pissing on the door.
Never mind. This guy is who the rest of us try to avoid by putting TP on the seat ^^^
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:24 pm to DavidTheGnome
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If I worked at a construction site and shat on a porta potty I would.
Why does it not surprise me that you shite ON porta potties?
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:24 pm to TDsngumbo
No I just clean the seat. You frickers usually just leave the tp there for the next person. You guys are the worst.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:25 pm to TDsngumbo
Luckily for me I share my work toilet with one other dude so it hasn't been an issue. He is very recently divorced though so I'll be keeping an eye on him to see if he starts scratching his crotch irregularly and adjust my bathroom protocol accordingly.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:25 pm to HempHead
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I wrap my dick in TP so it doesn't get whatever the frick is hanging out on the inside of the toilet bowl when I take a shite.
condom works for those of us that hit the water with the hedgehog
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:26 pm to TDsngumbo
No. I sit and pray that no AIDS enters any openings present on my body.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:27 pm to TDsngumbo
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Do you cover the toilet seat at work with TP?
I shite at home before I get to work. Never understood how it's the same people over and over that shite at work. Why would a normal person have to shite while at work? Something is fricked up with their biological clock. But I do chuckle if I happen to pee on the seat a little bit.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:28 pm to TDsngumbo
Every public toilet gets wrapped
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:28 pm to TDsngumbo
I misty spray the frick out of the toilet, floor, and stall. Lay tp around the seat, on the floor, and around the handle.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:28 pm to TDsngumbo
I do a handstand when I shite at work.
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:28 pm to DavidTheGnome
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If I worked at a construction site and shat on a porta potty I would.
A port a potty. Damn, I didn’t know we were going all the way to a port a potty. I don’t think I could go in a port a potty with a case of TP on the seat.
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